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[TheShynessClinic]

Ladies and Gentlemen of SoSH.

I'd like to introduce you to the 2010-2011 Stanley Cup Champions, the Boston Fucking Bruins.



Are you guys even watching these videos? I mean, really...you should be. I spend a good 5-6 minutes every thread finding the perfect video, for the perfect song that I've already pre-selected. I'm trying to use symbology here and I'm worried you are completely missing it. Anyways. You know what Bears fucking hate? They hate anything that destroys mother nature. You know what destroys mother nature? Oil. Fuck the Oilers. I have a feeling our fully awakened bears are going to give a hoot, and they're going to maul those who intend to pollute. This bear is on the warpath.

When armageddon's been locked and loaded
I will come back for you...

[Spaulding Smails]

I honestly haven't sniffed those videos.

[The Four Peters]

I honestly haven't sniffed those videos.

We should make a virus video.

[Spaulding Smails]

As long as we can have donkeys, Motley Crue and cake.

[The Four Peters]

Umm, it wasn't just donkeys that they had. I'd tell you to google "donkey show" but you're at work, so don't.

[Haunted]

The fuel pump on my car went yesterday. That sucked.

But the Bruins are kicking ass. That doesn't suck.

[Jed Zeppelin]

Still having a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that Theo and Tito are gone, Belichick is missing on like 95% of his decisions, while Chia and Claude are sitting pretty looking like geniuses.

[FL4WL3SS]

Nothing lasts forever.

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

Except the herp. The herp lasts forever.

[PedroSpecialK]

So does Tim Thomas's extension BOOOOOOO

[Jed Zeppelin]

[Jed Zeppelin]

Orgasms caused by Tim Thomas also last forever.

[Haunted]

Except the herp. The herp lasts forever.

And the high-five. Don't forget that.

[BoSoxFink]

That is dreamy

[TheShynessClinic]

Nothing lasts forever.

Even cold November Rain.

[PedroSpecialK]

Just got my appointment for the cup tattoo for next week. SO FREAKING SHAKING

[kenneycb]

Congrats on the champianship.

[TheShynessClinic]

Congrats on the champianship.

I think it's time to change your sig man. They won.

Edited by TheShynessClinic, 09 November 2011 - 02:22 PM.

[The Four Peters]

Just got my appointment for the cup tattoo for next week. SO FREAKING SHAKING

What are you going with? I've contemplated one too but can't settle on what I'd want.

[PedroSpecialK]

What are you going with? I've contemplated one too but can't settle on what I'd want.

The Cup in the background with the Starley Cup Chanpiars text overlaid on it, on my right ribcage

[TheShynessClinic]

PSK - is this your first tattoo? Rib cage may not be the place to go if you've never gotten one before.

Edited by TheShynessClinic, 09 November 2011 - 02:49 PM.

[PedroSpecialK]

Indeed tis my first. I am preparing with a big meal and some ibuprofen. Maybe an edible, we'll see.

Everywhere else on my body is either exposed with normal clothes or too hairy. Usually both.

[The Four Peters]

Sounds like tomorrow it will be Pouliot to the 4th line in Paille's place and then Peverley will be back on the 3rd line.

[PedroSpecialK]

I dig. I assume Marchand will get Paille's PK shifts with Campbell and Caron will PK with Bergeron

Edited by PedroSpecialK, 09 November 2011 - 03:28 PM.

[TheShynessClinic]

Bad idea with the Ibuprofen brohammer. Especially before the appointment. Ibuprofen will make you bleed more during your appointment, and can really affect the final product and your comfort level during.

[PedroSpecialK]

Well. Uhhh yeah I'll do my best, I have a decent pain tolerance so we'll see how it goes.

[TheShynessClinic]

Well. Uhhh yeah I'll do my best, I have a decent pain tolerance so we'll see how it goes.

I have faith in you. I tortured many of your people while overseas, and they handled much more than I thought they could. You should be fine.

[The Four Peters]

I dig. I assume Marchand will get Paille's PK shifts with Campbell and Caron will PK with Bergeron

I'd keep Marchand with Bergeron and then put either Caron or Krejci with Campbell. Why create 2 new pairings?

[PedroSpecialK]

I'd keep Marchand with Bergeron and then put either Caron or Krejci with Campbell. Why create 2 new pairings?

Familiarity between Marchand and Campbell, they were real good together on the 4th line last year. I don't think it'd be too big of a change, but something about Caron and Campbell together makes me uncomfortable. Maybe I'm just a big ninny.

[PedroSpecialK]

I have faith in you. I tortured many of your people while overseas, and they handled much more than I thought they could. You should be fine.

I thank you for your service against the riff raff that tainted the Aryan Persian gene pool.

[The Four Peters]

They had Caron in with Kelly yesterday, could always do that again and go with Peverley and Campbell too. I'd like to keep Bergeron and Marchand together, those guys are basically attached at the hip at this point.

Man, their PK is really freaking good from a forward pair perspective.

[Spaulding Smails]

So the Bulin wall has a 7-0-2 record with a 0.98 GAA and .964 sv pct, seriously? Drop a snowman on him.

[kenneycb]

I'd keep Marchand with Bergeron and then put either Caron or Krejci with Campbell. Why create 2 new pairings?

I'd much prefer Caron on the PK rather than Krejci since it gives Krejci more ice time to do forward things instead of tiring him out doing defensive things.

[Salem's Lot]

So the Bulin wall has a 7-0-2 record with a 0.98 GAA and .964 sv pct, seriously? Drop a snowman on him.

Of course he goes on a tear the year after his pathetic performance as the starting goalie of the Andy God Damn Moogs.

[Jed Zeppelin]

So it turns out applications are a lot more stressful when you're currently in school (obviously undergrad apps during high school don't count, I yearn for those days). I'm usually low-anxiety but every time I look at this shit I go bonkers and just do something else instead.

Edited by Jed Zeppelin, 09 November 2011 - 04:45 PM.

[SidelineCameras]

Just got my appointment for the cup tattoo for next week. SO FREAKING SHAKING

I'm new here, but don't you live in Montreal? Don't tell me you're letting some Habs fan do this to you.

[PedroSpecialK]

I talked to the guy today, fortunately he is not a Habs fan. It definitely crossed my mind though.

[FelixMantilla]

I talked to the guy today, fortunately he is not a Habs fan. It definitely crossed my mind though.

Just make sure the guy can spell.

[SidelineCameras]

See, this could all be some dastardly trick from a no-good, Civic destroying fan. I would test the guy and see if you can't get an emotional response. I would first tell him that your first thought was a tattoo of Zdeno Chara's face. Then I would talk about how Marchand is leaps and bounds better than PK. Finally, mention how Pacioretty is a faker and the Montreal police are an embarrassment. Then, and only then, if he still hasn't taken the bait, you might be safe.

[PedroSpecialK]

If I trip him and he flails his arms, I'm out of there.

[Blacken]

Or just wait till you can come home and have an angry Irishman named Sully do it in the back of a barbershop.

[Jed Zeppelin]

Get the tattoo upside-down so only you, Zdeno Chara peaking over your shoulder and a girl sitting on your face can read it. Screw everyone else.

[PedroSpecialK]

There are Irishmen not named Sully?

B's recall Hamill on an emergency basis

B's Recall Hamill on Emergency Basis
Wednesday, 11.09.2011 / 5:35 PM / News
Boston Bruins
BOSTON, MA – Boston Bruins General Manager Peter Chiarelli announced today that the club has recalled forward Zach Hamill from the Providence Bruins on an emergency basis (American Hockey League). He will join the Boston Bruins for their morning skate on Thursday, November 10 at the TD Garden and be available for Thursday night’s game against Edmonton.

Through 14 AHL games this season, Hamill leads the P-Bruins in goals (5), points (10) and plus/minus (+2) and is second on the team in assists (5). Last season, Hamill spent the majority of the year in Providence and finished second on the team in scoring with 9-34=43 totals. He was recalled once to Boston from February 3 – 13, 2011 and tallied one assist in three NHL games.

Edited by PedroSpecialK, 09 November 2011 - 05:45 PM.

[kenneycb]

There are Irishmen not named Sully?

Well, yeah. There's Murph.

[SidelineCameras]

Well, yeah. There's Murph.

And Fitz. Don't forget Fitz, or his cousin, Fitzy.

[Haunted]

Indeed tis my first. I am preparing with a big meal and some ibuprofen. Maybe an edible, we'll see.

Everywhere else on my body is either exposed with normal clothes or too hairy. Usually both.

Bad idea with the Ibuprofen brohammer. Especially before the appointment. Ibuprofen will make you bleed more during your appointment, and can really affect the final product and your comfort level during.

Well. Uhhh yeah I'll do my best, I have a decent pain tolerance so we'll see how it goes.

I'd definitely echo TSC's point. Try some tylenol if you feel you need a pain reliever.

Also, the first few minutes of it are going to be misery. Tattoos hurt even on meaty sections, let alone a ribcage. After about 5 minutes though you'll kind of get used to it and mostly tune the pain out.


</tattooed dumb guy>

[Spaulding Smails]

By the way, T&P's to Titoschew who will be taking the marriage plunge this weekend.

[cshea]

Happy Friday!

In Hamill we trust. Let's get back to .500.

[timlinin8th]

Happy Friday!

In Hamill we trust. Let's get back to .500.

Today's Thursday.

[kenneycb]

And not everyone gets Veteran's Day off because some people work for Commies