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[FL4WL3SS]

I had a dream last night that I played golf with Rick Ross, aka Ricky Ross, so I think the Bruins will win this game.

I got a chopper in the car.

[TheShynessClinic]

You cheating, stealing mother fucker.

[mikeford]

[kenneycb]

Did he have a seizure on the back nine?

[FL4WL3SS]

You cheating, stealing mother fucker.

Here's a $1.25 and go fuck yourself.

[TheShynessClinic]

Normally I have to pay for sex, you're giving me $1.25? Sweet!

[TheRealness]

Here's a $1.25 and go fuck yourself.

[F1:] "Hi Willie."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Oh, nice to see ya M'am. Not a bad day, huh?"
[F1:] "Well, I'm a little lost. Could you help me out?
I hear your the best with directions."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Well I know my way around New England.
I can tell ya that much. So where ya headed?"
[F1:] "Well, I was just wondering exactly which is the best way
to drive up your ass. You know, if you'd tell me,
I'd appreciate it, you fuckin' prick."
[Drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "You fuckin' bitch! Fuck you!
You forgot to pay the fuckin' toll you dirty whore!
I'll fuckin' drop you with a boot to the fuckin' skull you cum guzzling queen!"

[FL4WL3SS]

[F1:] "Hi Willie."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Oh, nice to see ya M'am. Not a bad day, huh?"
[F1:] "Well, I'm a little lost. Could you help me out?
I hear your the best with directions."
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Well I know my way around New England.
I can tell ya that much. So where ya headed?"
[F1:] "Well, I was just wondering exactly which is the best way
to drive up your ass. You know, if you'd tell me,
I'd appreciate it, you fuckin' prick."
[Drives off]
[Toll Booth Willie:] "You fuckin' bitch! Fuck you!
You forgot to pay the fuckin' toll you dirty whore!
I'll fuckin' drop you with a boot to the fuckin' skull you cum guzzling queen!"

I knew someone would get the reference. Woot.

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

I haven't thought about those tapes in like 20 years. Kudos.

[FL4WL3SS]

I haven't thought about those tapes in like 20 years. Kudos.

Why don't you take a rest, honey, and play with your schlong. You know you want to play with your cock and balls.

[Haunted]

Guess that makes us pisspals.

[TheRealness]

To this day, when I have an extended piss that just won't end, I call it the "Adam Sandler Piss".

[FL4WL3SS]

To this day, when I roll up a pencil shaving joint, I call it the "Adam Sandler joint" and then say "I'm so wasted man".

[PedroSpecialK]

He said he'd be here at seven but it just hit 7:35 (already?) here in Brockton, Mass, I got my thumb in my ass, mama's combin up a big beehive (Celtics)

Where the fuuuuck is heeeeeeeeee (that pahty tonight is gonna be fuckin excellent)
where the fuuuuck is heeeeeeeeee I wish I had a caaaaaaaaaaaaar

Oh to be 10 years old again

[TheRealness]

To this day, when I roll up a pencil shaving joint, I call it the "Adam Sandler joint" and then say "I'm so wasted man".

To this day, Sloppy Joe, Slop, Sloppy Joe, Come on.

[TheShynessClinic]

At a medium pace?

[headly]

"... because a spring always pokes de balls"

[Jed Zeppelin]

I wish Jared Knight was one year further along in his development.

Edited by Jed Zeppelin, 25 October 2011 - 10:35 PM.

[AMcGhie]

I just wish Adam Sandler would make good movies again. Also, his production company needs to inhale asbestos and die for keeping me up for 2 days straight a couple years ago.

[The Napkin]

[jsinger121]

NHLBruins

Some line changes for practice: 17-23-19, 63-37-49, 67-46-18 & 38. Merlot is back in merlot: 20-11-22.^BISH

[TheRealness]

I like those lines much better. It gives Krejci a trigger man, while also increasing the physical presence on that line. Plus, I like Peverley with Bergeron and Marchand. Now only if Marchand can figure out how to shoot again, we'd be all set.

[Jed Zeppelin]

It is still not Thursday. What the fuck.

[PedroSpecialK]

Saw the Bruins fan bus driver today. Good omen. Our matching Cup Champions hats shone brightly through the hazy smog of despair and gravy that is Montreal's atmosphere.

[Blacken]

There's...there's gravy in Montreal's atmosphere?

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

"Hazy smog of despair and gravy" is an excellent line. Bravo.

[Dropkick Izzy]

There's...there's gravy in Montreal's atmosphere?

It's from all that poutine. Delicious, artery clogging poutine.

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

Every once in a while they have a wicked curd storm and the whole town is choked in lactose.

[kenneycb]

I only have two hours until vacation begins. Hooray me.

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

All the phlegm hocking makes the city sound like a convention of Chinese-Jewish milkmaids.

[PedroSpecialK]

All the phlegm hocking makes the city sound like a convention of Chinese-Jewish milkmaids.

Ah ben c'est fucking nice ouais?

[locknload]

Why must there be 5 days between hockey games. I've exhausted my DVR of shitty new shows and completely caught up on Breaking Bad.

[AMcGhie]

In preparation for my turn as goalie in this season's Broomball league, my teammates bought me a Luongo shirt. I'm thinking of letting 8 in in one game in retaliation.

[TheStoryofYourRedRightAnkle]

Ah ben c'est fucking nice ouais?

I CAN'T SPEAK YOUR CRAZY MOON LANGUAGE!

[Tyrone Biggums]

I hate the Scabs like no other...the fans suck, that team sucks, and that logo sucks too.

[Spacemans Bong]

I hate the Scabs like no other...the fans suck, that team sucks, and that logo sucks too.

Hay guys, what's going on?!?! xD

[FL4WL3SS]

Hay guys, what's going on?!?! xD

Vos seins sont agréables et souples.

Edited by FL4WL3SS, 27 October 2011 - 08:43 AM.

[Spaulding Smails]

Kind of a big game tonight eh?

[MiracleOfO2704]

Please win so TSN doesn't run 5 gajillion pieces on how Weber's goal saved Montreal's season and the future MIL has no way of talking shit, even for just a few hours.

Oh, and you know, honor the memory of this date:

[Dropkick Izzy]

I hope they play "Bang Your Head" for Max this evening.

[The Napkin]

Bruins Halloween visit at Children's Hospital

[Blacken]

Bruins Halloween visit at Children's Hospital

The Habs fans I know were making fun of them for this. Classy motherfuckers, those.

[Jed Zeppelin]

A game! How swell.

Of course, now that it's finally game day I feel like shit, the weather sucks and I'm stuck playing phone tag with the shitty delivery service Amazon uses for what are supposed to be express deliveries.

[PedroSpecialK]

The Habs fans I know were making fun of them for this. Classy motherfuckers, those.

I would make fun of nearly any Canadien player in similar getups

[Jed Zeppelin]

Bruins Halloween visit at Children's Hospital

I love how the little guy with the B's shirt on had absolutely no idea who they were because they weren't wearing jerseys, but he was still excited because the bunny was really effing tall.

edit: I wonder if anyone messed with Caron: "Oh man Z I was so happy when you lifted the cup 20 feet in the air, McQuaid it was hilarious when you knocked yourself out against Philly, Brad will you punch me in the face 8 times pleeeeeeeeeeease...Jordan, uhhh what's up, must have been cool to watch all that eh?

Edited by Jed Zeppelin, 27 October 2011 - 11:54 AM.

[Blacken]

I would make fun of nearly any Canadien player in similar getups

I dunno, the whole "for the kids" thing makes that seem, well, Habs-ish.

EDIT: Also, fuck your face for giving them an out. Have they infected you?

Edited by Blacken, 27 October 2011 - 12:04 PM.

[PedroSpecialK]

Nah I think it's just funny to see Chara in a gigantic pink bunny costume, and imagine it would be as funny if Hal Gill donned the getup.

[The Four Peters]

So....Tuukka tonight?

[Titoschew]

Nah I think it's just funny to see Chara in a gigantic pink bunny costume, and imagine it would be as funny if Hal Gill donned the getup.

Alas, we know Gill will be wearing his usual outfit for trick or treating.

[TheRealness]

LOOK AT ME POST

I passed the Mass Bar (already passed NH).

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