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[kieckeredinthehead]

In true September fashion, I have called myself up and become a supporter. This is the kind of new kid energy this team needs (that plus three or four starting pitchers). Win today because yesterday, this guy won:

[greek_gawd_of_walks]

My name is Brett Lawrie, and I like to roofie chicks in my spare time.

[luckysox]

His nipples look weird.

Can we sart winning again please? This sucks.

Edited by luckysox, 06 September 2011 - 07:35 AM.

[Foulkey Reese]

I guarantee you Ellsbury has better nipples than that clown.

[brs3]

The Toronto Blue Jays aren't a very good ball club. Sure, they're not the Astros, but they're still not that great. They're like Craig Grebeck, hitting .400 in May and having that tidbit appear on the back of a baseball card. Did you know Grebeck hit .400 or above for exactly 4 days in 2000 with the Jays? 5 days, if you factor in his .600 avg on the first day of the season.

Grebeck was even worse with the Red Sox before being sidelined with a foot injury that put him in a boot. The Red Sox must avenge the disgraceful .049 2001 season by Grebeck.

[SoxFan234]

Yes, this is Brett Lawrie's arm. And yes, a man who tattooed Eminem lyrics on his shoulder walked off against us yesterday. Please don't let this happen again...win.

[LesterFan]

RED SOX (84-55)
Ellsbury CF
Pedroia 2B
Gonzalez 1B
Youkilis 3B
Ortiz DH
Scutaro SS
Crawford LF
Saltalamacchia C
McDonald RF

[InsideTheParker]

I guess Reddick's still worse against LHPs than McD? I miss him already, and hope he comes into the game in the 2nd or 3rd, or whenever the Sox run Perez out of the game. The Sox must win tonight, if only for my blood pressure. Pls, Geaux Sox, and win, dammit!

[Hendu's Gait]

Marco hitting 6th? WTF

[mauidano]

I'm over this shit of losing and not hitting and stupid injuries and poor starting pitching and questionable managing decisions and swinging and missing at ball four. C'mon, wake the fuck up and kick ass again. I want to win. I still want to win the division, I don't care about about taking it easy. Do NOT pull up and give in to the MFY's. Have I made myself clear?

[E5 Yaz]

Edited by E5 Yaz, 06 September 2011 - 02:45 PM.

[FelixMantilla]

Marco hitting 6th? WTF

Says a lot about Crawford doesn't it?

[drbretto]

[Livestrong pic]

That actually gave me chills.

Anyway, if he doesn't end it with another no-no, I hope Lester's night ends with fastball to Lawrie's skull for the tongue sticking out thing while he ran the bases.

[Foulkey Reese]

That picture is really something.

[mauidano]

That actually gave me chills.

Anyway, if he doesn't end it with another no-no, I hope Lester's night ends with fastball to Lawrie's skull for the tongue sticking out thing while he ran the bases.

Not gonna believe this but actually saw the original "Livestrong" Lance Armstrong this morning. He's here on Maui for a large corporate event for Oracle. They had a large bike event this morning and he's the motivational guy.

So in light of that coincidence Lester will be victorious tonight. There can be no other way to explain this.

[trekfan55]

OK, that has to be one the most incredible ads I have seen in my life.

Now 2 things:
1. Win.
2. Make Lawrie look like a fool.

[SemperFidelisSox]

This team has gotten more production from the 7th and 9th spots in the batting order than the 6th. It's pretty amazing that Ortiz has put up the kind of numbers that he has this season with guys like Cameron, McDonald and Reddick hitting right behind him for most of the season. And now Scutaro gets a turn.

[mikeford]

What does Salty have to do to hit 6th?

[drbretto]

What does Salty have to do to hit 6th?

Tito

[Al Zarilla]

What does Salty have to do to hit 6th?

At least be hitting against a RHP?

[budcrew08]

Yes, this is Brett Lawrie's arm. And yes, a man who tattooed Eminem lyrics on his shoulder walked off against us yesterday. Please don't let this happen again...win.

And it's the clean lyrics! What a toolbox douchebag.

[topps148]

I've had it with losing.

[greek_gawd_of_walks]

Wakefield, Miller, Weiland, Lackey, and Beckett misses his next start.

It would be good to win tonight.

[AimingForYoko]

I choose to take that ad as a good omen.

Go Jon, go.

[Pearl Wilson]

When I think of all of the least likable ways to react to hitting a walk-off, this picture really captures it.

[mauidano]

When I think of all of the least likable ways to react to hitting a walk-off, this picture really captures it.

Not a walk off but Cervelli with the hand clap in Salty's grill resonates with me as well.

[mauidano]

Luis Perez, another one of those guys that can't seem to wear his cap straight.

[unclebobo]

Dreamy!

[Sprowl]

ELWJELOWAD

Marco hitting 6th? WTF

Marco's been hitting pretty well lately, and is certainly better than RH Salty.

Says a lot about Crawford doesn't it?

After last night, he's back to Absolute Zero.

[Savin Hillbilly]

Such a solid, reliable contributor Ellsbury has become.

[TFisNEXT]

Damn Pedey, that was a crappy pitch to swing at.

[gatorgurl67]

so are we getting this run home? yes we are...

Edited by gatorgurl67, 06 September 2011 - 06:16 PM.

[Savin Hillbilly]

Something you don't see very often: Pedroia chasing the ankle-high pitch.

[AimingForYoko]

ELLS!

[NJ Fan]

Well that was quick

[Savin Hillbilly]

so are we getting this run home?

Ask some more questions, please.

[greek_gawd_of_walks]

BABIP!

Wheels!

Yeah!

[unclebobo]

and there you have the standard-issue softball RBI

[Marbleheader]

I like it, gotta make something happen

[TFisNEXT]

BABIP smiles

[mauidano]

A run...finally!!!!

[mikeford]

Solid baserunning by Tacoby

[P'tucket, rhymes with...]

Thank heaven for inferior competition.

[greek_gawd_of_walks]

Well that was quick

I've heard that before, and it didn't make me feel so good.

However, in this context, it makes me feel considerably awesome.

[Nomar813]

A little lucky, but I'll take it. It beats playing from behind again.

[NJ Fan]

21 pitches already. Let's cash in here.

[greek_gawd_of_walks]

This is a fucking beautiful situation.

[P'tucket, rhymes with...]

Papi ain't seeing anything to hit here.

Edit: Again; thank heaven for inferior competition.

Edited by P'tucket, rhymes with..., 06 September 2011 - 06:22 PM.

[budcrew08]

anyone else having trouble with MLB.tv loading? I can get the audio feed, but no video

[Sprowl]

Toronto pays for not putting on the full shift. The short right fielder woulda had that.