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[PedroSpecialK]

Downing is a machine.










A turnover machine,

[Zomp]

Cuntyness aside, Suarez is fun to watch. He's a playground player. You'd get the feeling he'd be better at Futsal than football.

[PedroSpecialK]

Cuntiness, Zomp. Cuntiness.

I'd pay like $20 to hear Lackey pronounce Lualua's name.

[Apisith]

Suarez's touch is fantastic.

[SoxFanInCali]

Great run by Suarez, but the defender makes a great clearance off the line.

[SoxFanInCali]

Apparently it's OK to put Andy Carroll in a bear hug when a corner is put in.

[PedroSpecialK]

Apparently it's OK to put Andy Carroll in a bear hug when a corner is put in.

That contrasted against calling that little shove is infuriating.

[PedroSpecialK]

How Suarez controlled that ball in the air and made a move on the same touch, will never understand.

[SoxFanInCali]

Might be Johnson, might be a OG. I don't care.

[SoxFanInPdx]

How Suarez controlled that ball in the air and made a move on the same touch, will never understand.

That was amazing. Thought that shot was going in for sure.

[SoxFanInCali]

Ha, LuaLua's first half goal is already mentioned in his Wikipedia entry.

[DLew On Roids]

I miss Lomano Lua Lua. I bet Seven doesn't.

[PedroSpecialK]

How I don't even

[SoxFanInCali]

Andy Carroll finally scores, and with his feet!

Even more amazing, it came from a Downing cross.

Edited by SoxFanInCali, 19 February 2012 - 12:46 PM.

[PedroSpecialK]

Great work by Downing. Well struck by Carroll. I can't believe I can write this.

[DLew On Roids]

SWEET CARROLL NINE!

[DLew On Roids]

Great work by Downing. Well struck by Carroll. I can't believe I can write this.

That Downing cross was a classic blind squirrel/nut scenario. He's been awful for weeks, and a case study in why stats about crosses are stupid.

[PedroSpecialK]

CARROLL TACKLES?

Edited by PedroSpecialK, 19 February 2012 - 12:49 PM.

[DLew On Roids]

I bet Andy Carroll would be a beast in the Championship.

[PedroSpecialK]

SWEET CARROLL NINE!

"Ya I really liked the Suarez and Carroll trades"

[SoxFanInCali]

Watching referees deal with Carroll is like watching NBA refs with Shaq in his prime. There's a foul on every play on both men, so what gets called can look wildly inconsistent.

[PedroSpecialK]

LOL 2nd own goal for Bridcutt

[SoxFanInCali]

"Yeah, I played at Anfield once"
"Really? How did you do?"
"Uh, I scored 2 own goals".

[SoxFanInCali]

HAT TRICK OF OG's!

[PedroSpecialK]

HAHAHAHAHA

This is the funniest game I've ever seen. Would not have been complete without some woodwork and a missed penalty.

Edited by PedroSpecialK, 19 February 2012 - 01:10 PM.

[SoxFanInCali]

Don't ever let Suarez take a penalty again.

[SoxFanInCali]

At least Bridcutt couldn't do anything about his 2 OGs, as both deflected off him right on the line. The one from Dunk is headed for the blooper reels, though. Off the chest, off the thigh, and in the net before he could get a foot on it.

Carra and Bridcutt should swap shirts. Jamie's scored a few OGs himself, including one in an FA Cup Final.

Edited by SoxFanInCali, 19 February 2012 - 01:19 PM.

[SoxFanInCali]

Suarez finally gets his, from a Carroll headed cross.

[DLew On Roids]

Somewhere Patrice Evra is watching, and he can still suck it.

[PedroSpecialK]

Gotta feel for Bridcutt, but yeah you're right, the Dunk one was comical. The facial expression changes in super-mo we're superb.

[PedroSpecialK]

This is the best day of Bridcutt's life.

[SoxFanInCali]

STREAKER!!!!

[DLew On Roids]

Is that URI on the pitch???

[SoxFanInCali]

Well, Brighton can say that their players scored 4 goals while Liverpool's only scored 3.

[SoxFanInCali]

From the BBC Live Feed:

The end of the match is delayed as a male streaker gets on the pitch. He has time to give a reluctant Jamie Carragher a hug before being ushered off.

[dirtynine]

Uggghhh. Nice match folks. I thought Brighton looked good after the streaker came on for Birdcutt.

[SoxFanInCali]

I just read in the match report that this was the first time that Suarez, Carroll, and Gerrard have started a game together.

It doesn't appear that anyone picked up an injury, so everyone is in contention for a Carling Cup Final starting place at Wembley on Sunday.

[OilCanCoulter]

So, I hear there is something going on at Wembley this weekend.

[SoxFanInCali]

No matter what happens, a Gerrard will lift the trophy Sunday. Steven's younger cousin Anthony is a defender for Cardiff.

Believe it or not, Cardiff has a sizable head-to-head advantage in matches between the 2 teams. In 29 matches, the Welsh side is 18-9-2.

[OilCanCoulter]

Any of you DC 'pool fans want to watch the match, DLew and I will be at Kitty O'sheas. DLew will have his replica League Cup to drink out of.

[Zomp]

and his Suarez kit with matching hood?

[SoxFanInCali]

You're not any funnier with a shortened screen name.

[DLew On Roids]

It's a lot less constricting than the Evra kit with attached prosthetic vagina.

[cjdmadcow]

Carling Cup final:


Cardiff: Heaton, McNaughton, Hudson, Turner, Taylor, Cowie, Whittingham, Gunnarsson, Mason, Miller, Gestede.
Subs: Marshall, Kiss, Gerrard, Earnshaw, Conway, Naylor, Blake.

Liverpool: Reina, Johnson, Skrtel, Agger, Jose Enrique, Henderson, Gerrard, Adam, Downing, Suarez, Carroll.
Subs: Doni, Maxi, Kuyt, Spearing, Carragher, Kelly, Bellamy.

Referee: Mark Clattenburg (Tyne & Wear)

[PedroSpecialK]

Counting down the seconds until Bellamy comes on for Downing - otherwise, I can't think of a better side.

Win today.

[PedroSpecialK]

LOL ANOTHER CROSSBAR

Downing has mastered the uselessly low cross

Edited by PedroSpecialK, 26 February 2012 - 11:08 AM.

[SoxFanInCali]

Less than 2 minutes in, and already have hit the bar!

Edited by SoxFanInCali, 26 February 2012 - 11:04 AM.

[SoxFanInCali]

Could almost see that coming.

[PedroSpecialK]

Brutal effort by Johnson getting back late on his switch. Liverpool get mixed up, Johnson's in the middle of the pitch with Skrtel on the outside, and Mason makes them pay.

Can't believe that decision by Carroll. Good god.

I've never seen Suarez play this poorly.

Damn, sure looked like a handball there.

That Suarez dive needs to be a gif.

Edited by PedroSpecialK, 26 February 2012 - 11:42 AM.

[SoxFanInCali]

Well, we're 2 goals closer at the half than we were in Istanbul...