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[Hatcher Steals Home]

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Inhabitants of New Zealand, scheduled to be among the first to meet the apocalypse according to a US fundamentalist preacher, this morning confirmed they were still in existence as the appointed time was reached in their time zone.

(from the Telegraph)

So in today's Rapture draft, no one has been chosen in New Zealand.

The draft is scheduled to hit your neck of the woods at 6 pm local time. Stay tuned.

[BroodsSexton]

It's awesome up here, suckers. Still have posting rights.

[InstantKarmma]

Nip - can you block IP addresses originating from Heaven?

Thanks in advance.

[IM2]

[mascho]

I'm in my office this morning, and there is a huge construction crane outside lifting some A/C units onto the roof of the 10 story building across the street. I mean, this is a huge crane, roughly 15 stories high.

I really want to bribe the operator and see if we can screw with some DC tourists. Strap me into the crane and get me floating...

[AlNipper49]

I went raping this morning to prepare

[Hatcher Steals Home]

mascho, on 21 May 2011 - 10:00 AM, said:

see if we can screw with some DC tourists.

Try this:

[Snodgrass'Muff]

BroodsSexton, on 21 May 2011 - 09:16 AM, said:

It's awesome up here, suckers. Still have posting rights.

Yeah, but there's no porn. Or is there porn and you're not allowed to indulge? Or can you indulge but since everything is so full of joy and contentment, you can't distinguish an orgasm from any other moment of the day rendering the entire proposition moot?

[Briz]

Snodgrass'Muff, on 21 May 2011 - 12:30 PM, said:

Yeah, but there's no porn. Or is there porn and you're not allowed to indulge? Or can you indulge but since everything is so full of joy and contentment, you can't distinguish an orgasm from any other moment of the day rendering the entire proposition moot?

Mostly this. However, I keep getting told that if I take a bite of that apple from the tree in the center of the cloud I'll have an orgasm the likes of which has never been seen before.....