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Peter Gammons' Tweeterverse


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#1 Gambler7

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Posted 18 November 2010 - 01:25 PM

I think Gammons may have officially lost it...his last two tweets:

pgammo Peter Gammons
Plops
48 seconds ago Favorite Retweet Reply

pgammo Peter Gammons
Wok bm pppppppppppppppppppppppppp
2 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply



#2 Darnell's Son

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Posted 18 November 2010 - 01:49 PM

I think Gammons may have officially lost it...his last two tweets:


Don't you think it's far more likely that someone hacked his account?

#3 John Marzano Olympic Hero


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Posted 18 November 2010 - 01:56 PM

Don't you think it's far more likely that someone hacked his account?


Gammons is wacky on Twitter. All of his posts are straight up bizarre.

#4 Lose Remerswaal


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Posted 18 November 2010 - 04:29 PM

Sounds like a stroke. Tweet 911

#5 Carmen Fanzone


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Posted 19 November 2010 - 02:23 PM

I understood it perfectly.

He had Chinese food for lunch, and headed to the men's room for what he euphamistically refers to as a "Wok bm." Initially, it was nothing but piss ("ppppppppppp"). But eventually, a minute or so later, he finally had his bowel movement. Hence the "Plops."

What's so difficult about that?

#6 Jack Sox

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Posted 19 November 2010 - 02:41 PM

I understood it perfectly.

He had Chinese food for lunch, and headed to the men's room for what he euphamistically refers to as a "Wok bm." Initially, it was nothing but piss ("ppppppppppp"). But eventually, a minute or so later, he finally had his bowel movement. Hence the "Plops."

What's so difficult about that?


I laughed far too much at this.

#7 AlNipper49


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Posted 19 November 2010 - 02:50 PM

I wouldn't be surprised if his next tweet was 'BOXCAR!'

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#8 CaptainLaddie


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Posted 19 November 2010 - 02:56 PM

Probably just a pocket tweet

#9 trekfan55


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Posted 23 November 2010 - 02:03 PM

So this is the real Peter Gammons? Has that been verified?

#10 Gambler7

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Posted 30 November 2010 - 06:17 PM

Gammons breaking news via twitter again.

His latest tweet:

"Cp L"

Who else would be able to get and break that news?

#11 Gambler7

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Posted 07 December 2010 - 03:52 PM

Things must be picking up at the meetings!

pgammo Peter Gammons
QZTcnlp
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#12 CraisPikeCole


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Posted 08 December 2010 - 04:11 PM

Another shattering development:

Peter Gammons
Ilzzzsz


Edited by CraisPikeCole, 08 December 2010 - 04:11 PM.


#13 reej

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Posted 08 December 2010 - 05:02 PM

Peter Gammons' twitter amuses me greatly. The pocket texts, the quips he posts on there, and the baseball info is good too.

Edited by reej, 08 December 2010 - 05:03 PM.


#14 Three10toLeft

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Posted 09 December 2010 - 10:12 AM

The information is good too, if you're actually able to discern wtf he is saying. Gammo, by far, is the one person on twitter or who I have to read his tweets multiple times before I grasp what he's trying to say. Maybe I'm just dumb.

#15 PeaceSignMoose

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Posted 09 December 2010 - 11:33 PM

Gammo really does need to lock his phone.

#16 Vandalman

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Posted 22 December 2010 - 10:57 AM

Today's tweet:

E

So brilliant in its simplicity

Edited by Vandalman, 22 December 2010 - 10:58 AM.


#17 Gambler7

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Posted 22 December 2010 - 11:10 AM

The guy remains a pioneer from generation to generation

#18 bosox79

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Posted 22 December 2010 - 11:15 AM

Hes just ahead of the curve.

#19 Bucknahs Bum Ankle


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Posted 22 December 2010 - 11:18 AM

Today's tweet:

E

So brilliant in its simplicity

It was quicker than typing MC2.

#20 Omar's Wacky Neighbor

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Posted 22 December 2010 - 11:37 AM

Today's tweet:

E

Could be an Elvis sighting.....

#21 BoSoxFink


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Posted 22 December 2010 - 11:39 AM

Today's tweet:

E

So brilliant in its simplicity


Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh/The Fonz

Edited by BoSoxFink, 22 December 2010 - 11:39 AM.


#22 doc

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Posted 22 December 2010 - 11:55 AM

I thought he might be moonlighting for Sesame St.

#23 jacklamabe65


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Posted 22 December 2010 - 12:34 PM

Rex Ryan's shoe width - E.

#24 Philip Jeff Frye


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Posted 22 December 2010 - 01:33 PM

What's wrong with you guys? E is baseball shorthand for Error. I thought everybody knew that.

He's clearly providing commentary on ratification of the START treaty or equating the UConn and UCLA consecutive win records. Or something...

#25 Zedia

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Posted 22 December 2010 - 02:12 PM

It's a code to his ecstasy dealer. There's a Derek Trucks Band show coming up.

#26 jacklamabe65


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Posted 24 December 2010 - 08:22 PM

His latest: "For casey Kelly:don buford crossing mound after making out in '71 world series. Hi, Dallas Braden." This reads like liner notes to an early Dylan album.

#27 jacklamabe65


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Posted 25 December 2010 - 10:42 AM

Another gem from Old Hickory posted early Christmas morning: "Our greatest weapon is the comviction and brotherhood of man which Christmas Day signifies-more than any other day or symbol."

Kilgore Trout lives.

#28 Jack Sox

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Posted 25 December 2010 - 08:13 PM

Lebron James' memememememe Christmas:suggest contraction so some who don't make his $ lose jobs. Kobe:"I don't need attention." One wins


There's a point in there somewhere.

#29 Bleedred

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Posted 28 December 2010 - 04:18 PM

There's a point in there somewhere.


Thank you Gammons and fellow SOSH'ers for one of the heartiest and longest laughs I've had in about 6 months. My co-workers thought someone died in my family, because they heard me laughing/crying behind closed doors. :lol:

#30 Vandalman

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Posted 03 January 2011 - 01:25 PM

Gammo's first Tweet of the new year:

Re


I think he meant to say:

Remember when I could write complete sentences?

#31 DieHardSoxFan1


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Posted 06 January 2011 - 04:27 PM

pgammo H



#32 Razor Shines

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Posted 06 January 2011 - 04:34 PM

H


"H" is the symbol for hydrogen, which is the lightest element. He is thus referring to the lightest player on the Red Sox roster, Dustin Pedroia. You also notice the lack of punctuation, or "no period", which is to say, no blood, or, no injury. What he is saying is that Dustin Pedroia is now 100% healthy.

#33 Sille Skrub

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Posted 06 January 2011 - 09:19 PM

Gammo is the funniest guy on Twitter. I retweet him whenever I see his stuff.

#34 Trlicek's Whip

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Posted 07 January 2011 - 11:43 AM

Fangraphs: Gammo's five-best pocket tweets

#35 Gambler7

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Posted 17 January 2011 - 12:17 PM

pgammo Peter Gammons
3 m x
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#36 Manramsclan

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Posted 17 January 2011 - 12:26 PM

From Oldhoss...



@OldHossRadbourn
Old Hoss Radbourn
Great. P. Gammons just "pocket tweeted" the formula for calculating the arc of my top-secret drop ball


Why do I get the feeling Old Hoss is one of us?

#37 Rusty13

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Posted 31 January 2011 - 05:29 PM

Gammo made a funny. I think. I made the horrid mistake of clicking on the link which is partly NSFW.

pgammo: What does Egypt's Internet shutdown do to dateacougar.com? (1 minute ago from Twitter for iPad)


Edited by Rusty13, 31 January 2011 - 05:40 PM.


#38 DieHardSoxFan1


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Posted 31 January 2011 - 06:19 PM

From Oldhoss...





Why do I get the feeling Old Hoss is one of us?


Because Ken Tremendous is a member?

#39 nayrbrey

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Posted 31 January 2011 - 07:52 PM

Gammo made a funny. I think. I made the horrid mistake of clicking on the link which is partly NSFW.

That link is NSF anywhere.

#40 Manramsclan

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 04:46 PM

Because Ken Tremendous is a member?


I guess that would do it.

I didn't know that was common knowledge.

#41 Van Everyman


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Posted 20 February 2011 - 06:46 PM

Today's pearl of wisdom:

Z
Reds












P



#42 Van Everyman


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Posted 01 March 2011 - 09:27 PM

Mdngkac,


Couldn't have said it better myself.

#43 shoebooty

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 10:18 PM

Sounds as if he is mixing Mad Dog with Cognac.

#44 wutang112878


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Posted 01 March 2011 - 11:46 PM

Doesnt this one seem a little odd:

If Johnny Damon had known Tigs wouldn't pick up option he'd have accepted waiver deal to Boston last year


Couldnt Damon have asked about their intentions when he hit waivers, and wouldnt their desire to trade him for something give him an indication without asking?

#45 CaptainLaddie


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Posted 02 March 2011 - 12:48 AM

I guess that would do it.

I didn't know that was common knowledge.

Not sure it's Ken. Hoss made a joke that was essentially word for word from Sosh, and I told him that "great minds think alike". He claimed he didn't read it here and was actually apologetic about it, and I am inclined to believe that Ken isn't Hoss as a result.

#46 BannedbyNYYFans.com

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Posted 03 March 2011 - 07:32 PM

pgammo Peter Gammons
Mike Huckaby dreams that when he pulls the sheet off his head he will be Orville Faubus


When are we going to hear that Gammons has left NESN for MSNBC?

Oh and Peter it's "Huckabee" and "Orval"

#47 Jody Reeds Well

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 03:49 PM

pgammo Peter Gammons
S B
21 minutes ago


Sean Berry?
Super Bowl?
Strong Bowels?

What could it be?

#48 Sille Skrub

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 04:13 PM

Allow me. I speak Gammotweet:

The Red Sox are going to lead the league in stolen bases this year.

#49 Rocco Graziosa


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Posted 06 March 2011 - 05:47 PM

Sounds as if he is mixing Mad Dog with Cognac.



Would your username be the nickname Archie Bunker got as a kid when he used to wear one shoe and one boot to school each day? I can't imagine it could be anything else and its hilarious if so.

#50 shoebooty

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Posted 06 March 2011 - 08:21 PM

That's it Rocco. I loved that episode .



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