Anyone have the Indy's announcers broadcast of the last drive? It's gotta be gold.
I don't have an audio file, but here's a transcript:
Former Colts backup Tight End Dale "Rusty" Stevens: "Peyton has really been sizzlin' out there in the fourth quarter, ain't he been, Pete?"
Longtime Colts play-by-play man Pete Ringholter: "That's right, Dale. And now Manning completes another pass, down to the Patriots' 45-yard-line!"
Rusty: "Did you see the cornerback holding Reggie Wayne on that play?"
Pete: "Sure did, Rusty. Did you notice a secret video camera with a Patriots logo poking out of the turf near where Jim Caldwell was standing?"
Rusty: "I did notice something sticking out of the ground, but I just assumed it was a pentagram the Patriots had etched into the carpet to honor their dark overlord, Mephistopheles."
Pete: "Although the Patriots and their fans are indeed God-hating heathens, in this case, it was just a concealed camera attempting to steal the Colts' signals. And now, Manning backs up to pass, he throws it, and oh, dad gum, it looks like the receiver was wrestled to the ground by a Patriots defender before that perfectly-thrown ball could reach him, but NO FLAG!. Fortunately, the receiver is up off the turf and appears to be moving his legs, which is a good sign.
Rusty: "No flag on that play? Jiminy christmas. So in the books, at least, that will be Peyton's third interception of the day. But that one should have been a penalty, and was also the receiver's fault. And the dog ate his homework."
Pete: "One correction, Rusty: Manning only threw 2.87 interceptions today if you use the Canadian exchange rate."
Rusty: "Well, Pete, as our loyal listeners know, the metric system is for communists. Anyway, that's all from New England, where the Patriots have stolen one from the Colts, 31-28. Goodnight, fellow rubes."
Edited by Captaincoop, 22 November 2010 - 03:12 PM.