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Book: Dykstra admits steroid use

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#1 CoRP

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 02:14 PM

Book: Dykstra admits steroid use

As it happened, Roger Clemens has testified before Congress that day after being fingered in the Mitchell Report as a user of performance-enhancing substances. Dykstra's name had also been included by Mitchell's investigators. As the reports aired on a continuous cable loop, Dykstra blurted out his confession.

"You know," Lenny said, finally breaking the ice. "I was like a pioneer for that stuff."

"Excuse me, Lenny?"

"The juice. I was like the very first to do that. Me and [Jose] Canseco."

He straightened up, as he prepared, somewhat proudly, to reveal his role in this dangerous, unseemly history.


#2 simonus

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 02:56 PM

especially funny considering the section in Moneyball explaining why Dykstra made it with the Mets instead of Beane.

EDIT: for horrific use of the english language

Edited by simonus, 29 June 2010 - 03:39 PM.

#3 SeoulSoxFan

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 03:25 PM

QUOTE (CoRP @ Jun 29 2010, 03:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

OMG next thing you know he'll admit that he defrauds friends, family, colleague and next-door grandmas, and reveal a taste for mahogany furniture, sports cars, and strip club romps on someone else's dime.

#4 Rocco Graziosa

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 12:24 AM

In other news the world is round