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[mahky bellhorn]

Oh shit, we need Aussie and Germany to just combine for +2 the rest of the way to get an Aussie matchup. It can happen!

[shawnrbu]

Looks like we wanted Serbia.

[soxfan121]

Germany looks like they are running out of gas - at least Ozil has slowed down a little. That guy is fantastic.

[rajendra82]

Only if you want to play Germany. We want Ghana, we want it to stay just like this.

Two more by Ghana however, and we get the Socceroos.

[Tony C]

Looks like we wanted Serbia.

my thoughts exactly

[Zososoxfan]

Two more by Ghana however, and we get the Socceroos.

My head hurts.

[mahky bellhorn]

Two more by Ghana however, and we get the Socceroos.

We have a better bet of Germany/Oz combining for two. And the added bonus of no heart attack of a possible Germany matchup.

[SydneySox]

Sydney, how big is your erection right now?

It's getting there... 2 more... come on you German fuckers!

[SydneySox]

Flicked over to Germany and Ghana... they're basically drinking tea on the beaches at this point, the cunts. We're going to have to do this ourselves.

[twoBshorty]

How in the world did Neuer throw that ball halfway down the pitch?

[EP Sox Fan]

Ozil is gassed.

[The Napkin]

break point for Isner at 59-58 in case anyone cares
erased on an ace, back to deuce

[EP Sox Fan]

How in the world did Neuer throw that ball halfway down the pitch?

That's pretty much the same thing Howard did to start the counter on the US goal. He hit Donovan in stride around midfield with a throw. Wonder if he can play RF?

[cheekydave]

Not ashamed to say I am sooo lost.

For us to play AUSTRALIA what needs to happen from her out?

For us to play GHANA what needs to happen from her out

[Zososoxfan]

break point for Isner at 59-58 in case anyone cares
erased on an ace, back to deuce

Definitely care, but I think I'm getting close to crashing the network at my office. Please update if anyone wins before soccer ends. Thanks Nap.

[Bosoxen]

I know it was mentioned before but I wanted to reiterate that Ghana hasn't scored dick outside of two penalties. US is getting a good draw here.

[teddykgb]

sure doesn't look like germany has another in them right now

[The Napkin]

Definitely care, but I think I'm getting close to crashing the network at my office. Please update if anyone wins before soccer ends. Thanks Nap.

they're talking about suspending it. The crowd is chanting "We want more!"

[mahky bellhorn]

Not ashamed to say I am sooo lost.

For us to play AUSTRALIA what needs to happen from her out?

For us to play GHANA what needs to happen from her out

For us to play Australia, Ghana needs to win or Oz + Germany need to combine for a +5 goal differential.

For us to play Ghana, Germany needs to win and Oz + Germany need to combine for < +5

For us to play Germany, Ghana and Germany need to draw

For us to play Serbia, hell needs to freeze over.

[Bosoxen]

And the dream is over. Sorry, Sydney.

[SydneySox]

Ok, well that's that... we're done now.

Still... a pride restoring win and at least we'll get more fucking points than those kiwi cunts.

[Mugsys Jock]

Piss... there goes Aussie's chances to get through.

Still want the win though -- need to keep Serbia out. I think.

[The Napkin]

they're talking about suspending it. The crowd is chanting "We want more!"

suspended due to darkness. Boos for the decision followed by a standing ovation for the players.
They just hit 10 hours for the match

[EastCoasterOutWest]

It's getting there... 2 more... come on you German fuckers!

Sydney, how much has your penis sucked up in?

Heartbreaker of a goal there.

[Dgilpin]

Not ashamed to say I am sooo lost.

For us to play AUSTRALIA what needs to happen from her out?

For us to play GHANA what needs to happen from her out

If things end how they are right now, we play ghana. Only way we play australia if, australia and germany combine to score 2 more goals.

[phrenile]

It's getting there... 2 more... come on you German fuckers!

Losing elevation. Pull up; pull up.

[nocode51]

One more Serbia goal and we play them though correct?

[cheekydave]

For us to play Australia, Ghana needs to win or Oz + Germany need to combine for a +5 goal differential.

For us to play Ghana, Germany needs to win and Oz + Germany need to combine for < +5

For us to play Germany, Ghana and Germany need to draw

For us to play Serbia, hell needs to freeze over.

Thank You.
Did you know that without looking? Impressive.

[Morgan's Magic Snowplow]

One more Serbia goal and we play them though correct?

Yes, Serbia can now advance with a goal if it stays 1-0 Germany.

[twoBshorty]

Schweinsteiger did something to his hamstring.

[SydneySox]

Losing elevation. Pull up; pull up.

I can't hold it!

[rajendra82]

For us to play Australia, Ghana needs to win or Oz + Germany need to combine for a +5 goal differential.

For us to play Ghana, Germany needs to win and Oz + Germany need to combine for < +5

For us to play Germany, Ghana and Germany need to draw

For us to play Serbia, hell needs to freeze over.

Actually all Serbia needs to do is tie. Then we get Serbia.

[EP Sox Fan]

Sydney, how much has your penis sucked up in?

Heartbreaker of a goal there.

You seem to have an unhealthy obsession with SydneySox's penis.

[Zososoxfan]

Is there any way for Germany to let one in to try and secure 2nd?

[Mugsys Jock]

Schweinsteiger did something to his hamstring.

Schweinsteiger looks like Biff from Back to the Future.

Actually, half the German team does.

[EastCoasterOutWest]

You seem to have an unhealthy obsession with SydneySox's penis.

Must be the accent.

[mahky bellhorn]

Thank You.
Did you know that without looking? Impressive.

If you don't count staring at the Group D standings for the past 30 minutes as looking, then I knew it without looking

[SydneySox]

You seem to have an unhealthy obsession with SydneySox's penis.

Maybe I should get him to give some tips to my wife.

[Bosoxen]

Is there any way for Germany to let one in to try and secure 2nd?

Man, I don't know. If Serbia-Australia were still 2-0, maybe. But now, I think that's asking for disaster.

[Dgilpin]

It really stinks there isn't another game to watch after this, I think I might be taking off work tomorrow.

[EP Sox Fan]

Is there any way for Germany to let one in to try and secure 2nd?

Why would they want to do that? I think they'd be happy to play England, whom they have owned and are not playing well, today's victory aside.

[mahky bellhorn]

Is there any way for Germany to let one in to try and secure 2nd?

I'm not sure Ghana wants to get one in.

[mahky bellhorn]

Why would they want to do that? I think they'd be happy to play England, whom they have owned and are not playing well, today's victory aside.

So they can play US and Uruguay instead of UK and Argentina. Seems like enough incentive.

[SydneySox]

This has been a pretty good game, hey.

[Morgan's Magic Snowplow]

Christ, Australia isnt giving Ghana much help here.

[CaptainLaddie]

Hahah, double middle fingers by the Aussie fans.

[Bosoxen]

I'm not sure Ghana wants to get one in.

They're certainly not playing like it. They seem to be content to keep the score at 1-0. Probably moreso to not allow Germany another goal, though.

[Zososoxfan]

I'm not sure Ghana wants to get one in.

Yeah, I thought of that immediately after posting. I was also too lazy to try and understand the full implications of letting one in. Germany-England is a fucking awesome 8th-final game.

[Dummy Hoy]

Been a great day of Footy.

That double middle finger by the Socceroo fan on the offsides was outstanding.

[SydneySox]

Great win, Aussie. You did what you could.

Fuck you Germany and double fuck you Ghana you useless fucking cunts.

We got out with our heads high.