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Opening Ceremonies (game) thread


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#101 dolomite133


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:03 PM

Dancing again. They look like extras from a B movie.

#102 Eck Master


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:03 PM

what's with the blue plush toy?

#103 cheekydave

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:04 PM

My wife just woke up, and asked me "what's with the big dildos"

#104 Oogies Loogies

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:04 PM

QUOTE (mabrowndog @ Feb 12 2010, 11:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
These people in white standing at attention along the parade route for three hours are quite amusing. You just know about half of them have to take a wicked killer piss right now.

EDIT - Oh, those are the dancers everyone's talking about. Anyway, my comment about the piss still stands.


I thought that's why they were dancing.




#105 mabrowndog


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:05 PM

Seriously, this ceremony could have been just as easily staged by the Mashpee Wampanoag tribe down here on the Cape, and contestants from WBZ-TV's Community Auditions with Dave Maynard.

#106 dolomite133


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:06 PM

Those commercials sure know how to convey the Olympic spirit ... and exploit it ruthlessly. That one with the kids was great until the end, when you realized what it was for.

#107 Sille Skrub

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:06 PM

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#108 koufax32


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:06 PM

QUOTE (cheekydave @ Feb 12 2010, 10:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My wife just woke up, and asked me "what's with the big dildos"


I think that may be a hint. If it works out for ya start a thread and credit dog.

#109 Dropkick Izzy

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:07 PM

Holy Slovenian smokeshow!

#110 mabrowndog


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:07 PM

Christ, they couldn't give us a close-up of Zdano Chara? I guess 6-foot-9 athletes are tought to pick out in a crowd...

#111 The Napkin


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:07 PM

QUOTE (Sille Skrub @ Feb 12 2010, 10:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
P&G - Proud Sponsor of Moms

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hahahahaha

#112 cwright

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:08 PM

Wow, the skirt on one of the female dancers looks like a flotation device.

#113 ForceAtHome

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:08 PM

QUOTE (mabrowndog @ Feb 12 2010, 10:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Christ, they couldn't give us a close-up of Zdano Chara? I guess 6-foot-9 athletes are tought to pick out in a crowd...


NHLers aren't there yet. Men's hockey doesn't start until Tuesday.

#114 cheekydave

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:08 PM

QUOTE (koufax32 @ Feb 12 2010, 10:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think that may be a hint. If it works out for ya start a thread and credit dog.


I read that to her, she Laughed Out Loud
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#115 mpjc

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:08 PM

QUOTE (cwright @ Feb 12 2010, 07:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow, the skirt on one of the female dancers looks like a flotation device.

i believe its down-filled. to signal "winter," even as they're indoors.

#116 mabrowndog


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:09 PM

Consider me a big fan of Sweden. Holy shit.

#117 Barbara

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:09 PM

QUOTE (mabrowndog @ Feb 12 2010, 10:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Seriously, this ceremony could have been just as easily staged by the Mashpee Wampanoag tribe down here on the Cape, and contestants from WBZ-TV's Community Auditions with Dave Maynard.

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I think I heard Matt/Bob say that the opening ceremony will start once the athletes are in and seated. The First Nations part was just a prelude.

#118 dolomite133


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:09 PM

Who is the US flagholder?

#119 cwright

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:09 PM

QUOTE (mpjc @ Feb 12 2010, 10:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i believe its down-filled. to signal "winter," even as they're indoors.


I prefer to think it's just in case all of the glaciers melt at once. Al Gore said so.

#120 amh03


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:10 PM

They're grooving again on the sides...

This is really dull!

#121 Barbara

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:10 PM

QUOTE (dolomite133 @ Feb 12 2010, 10:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Who is the US flagholder?

Some luger. His 4th (?) Olympics.

#122 BucketOBalls


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:10 PM

Out of curiosity was the Georgian flag at half mast?

#123 Sille Skrub

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:11 PM

Tiger Woods

#124 mpjc

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:11 PM

OK, first crucial knowledge from Bob--the indigenous people do NOT break from grooving.

#125 Obscure Name


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:12 PM

USA USA USA

#126 SoxScout


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:12 PM

Big time ovation here

#127 mpjc

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:12 PM

QUOTE (BucketOBalls @ Feb 12 2010, 07:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Out of curiosity was the Georgian flag at half mast?

it had a piece of black crepe tied to it

#128 johnmd20


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:12 PM

QUOTE (mpjc @ Feb 12 2010, 10:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
OK, first crucial knowledge from Bob--the indigenous people do NOT break from grooving.

Well, some of them have taken a knee.

#129 koufax32


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:12 PM

QUOTE (Sille Skrub @ Feb 12 2010, 10:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Tiger Woods


The US flag, Skrub. Not the Swedish flag.

#130 SoxScout


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:12 PM

Nice to see Youkilis carrying the flag

#131 Barbara

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:12 PM

USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!!

#132 mpjc

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:12 PM

cute hats

#133 Wings

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:13 PM

It should have been Favre as the flag holder.

#134 amh03


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:13 PM

Could the Ralph Lauren logos be larger on those coats?

#135 Sprowl


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:13 PM

Joe Biden is really the US Enjoyer-in-Chief. It's hard to imagine Obama having a rollicking good time at the Olympics.

#136 dolomite133


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:14 PM

No Bode mention, eh?

#137 mpjc

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:14 PM

MY mom has no idea who he is.

#138 Barbara

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:15 PM

Oh. I couldn't figure out why the cheers for the USA got so large.

It's O'Canada.

#139 amh03


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:15 PM

The folks on the side are jumping like Will Ferrell in Elf when he finds out Santa's coming...

#140 Sille Skrub

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:16 PM

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#141 BucketOBalls


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:16 PM

QUOTE (Wings @ Feb 12 2010, 10:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It should have been Favre as the flag holder.


Favre doesn't like to carry things he isn't supposed to throw to the other side.

#142 Barbara

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:17 PM

QUOTE (Sille Skrub @ Feb 12 2010, 10:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
P&G - Proud Sponsor of Shawn White lovers

We should get P&G to sponsor P&G. I think it would be a good fit. laugh.gif

#143 dolomite133


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:17 PM

Steven Harper is excitement personified.

#144 koufax32


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:18 PM

QUOTE (Barbara @ Feb 12 2010, 10:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We should get P&G to sponsor P&G. I think it would be a good fit. laugh.gif


proud sponsors of huge ice dildos?

#145 dolomite133


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:20 PM

Time to hit the mute button for a little bit.

#146 mpjc

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:20 PM

was Celine busy?

and Neil?

Edited by mpjc, 12 February 2010 - 10:20 PM.


#147 koufax32


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:21 PM

QUOTE (mpjc @ Feb 12 2010, 10:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
was Celine busy?


Quiet down Brian. You're waking up the neighbors.

Get it??? Get it?????

#148 ForceAtHome

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:21 PM

I think it might be time to order a pizza. What the fuck is this? The only question that remains is, what toppings?

#149 Lars The Wanderer

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:21 PM

QUOTE (mpjc @ Feb 12 2010, 10:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
was Celine busy?

and Neil?


Celine was sidetracked by the huge ice dildos.

#150 dolomite133


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Posted 12 February 2010 - 10:22 PM

QUOTE (mpjc @ Feb 13 2010, 12:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
was Celine busy?

and Neil?


Or Rush? Or Randy Bachman?