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Taking One For The Team
Started by
OhBabyDontOrtizMe
, Sep 22 2009 06:55 AM
517 replies to this topic
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:08 PM
Heidi talking about Nick Green's "dead leg" on the pre-game. You can't buy this kind of entertainment.
#103
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thai good. you like shirt?
Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:08 PM
I hope Heidi updates us on whether Green's disc issue has an effect on his penis.
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:08 PM
QUOTE (OhBabyDontOrtizMe @ Sep 22 2009, 08:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What is Heidi wearing? Is that a shawl or a burka?
It's a quilt. Nick Green knitted it for her.
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:09 PM
I swear Heidi smirked when she said Green had "dead leg"
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mikerolston
Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:10 PM
We better hope Jed Lowrie is good to go cuz Nick Green sounds like he's fuckin done.
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:10 PM
QUOTE (Foulkey Reese @ Sep 22 2009, 08:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
His dead third leg.
Nick Green is a one-tool player.
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thai good. you like shirt?
Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:10 PM
QUOTE (Foulkey Reese @ Sep 22 2009, 08:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
His dead third leg.
Shut up! That happens to a lot of guys!
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:12 PM
Why doesn't the starting pitcher for the road just team stay in the bullpen until the inning change? I've never understood that.
What if the road team bats for 20 minutes?
What if the road team bats for 20 minutes?
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:14 PM
I fucking love Dustin Pedroia. He would be the first guy to rip one off Greinke.
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:14 PM
Would have been kind of fun if Bones tried to stretch that into a triple.
#113
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:14 PM
Hey guys, I heard Nick Green had sex with Heidi Watney!
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has big, douchey shoulders
Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:15 PM
When Headcase doesn't win the Cy, voters will point to tonight, the night he got pounded by the Red Sox, as the night it slipped through his fingers.
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:15 PM
QUOTE (DennyDoyle'sBoil @ Sep 22 2009, 08:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why doesn't the starting pitcher for the road just team stay in the bullpen until the inning change? I've never understood that.
What if the road team bats for 20 minutes?
What if the road team bats for 20 minutes?
Hey ... if the road nine have to stand on the field while Ronan Tynan sings for 40 minutes, a road pitcher can sit on the bench for 20 minutes in the 1st
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:16 PM
QUOTE (NomarRS05 @ Sep 22 2009, 08:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hey guys, I heard Nick Green had sex with Heidi Watney!
I don't think she's that kind of girl. Why, Green's not even married!
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:17 PM
98 on the black. maybe the gun is juiced 1-2 mph, but still pretty nasty
Edited by radsoxfan, 22 September 2009 - 07:17 PM.
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:18 PM
QUOTE (Steven S. Dallas @ Sep 22 2009, 08:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ha! He's going to be so socially anxious out there!
Lucky for him there's not a lot of talking out there.
QUOTE (Foulkey Reese @ Sep 22 2009, 08:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
His dead third leg.
Google is failing me, but I believe Heidi is on record as saying her "pet name" for Nicky is "Tripod". So I guess he's doing ok.
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wild card bitches
Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:19 PM
one of the nastiest sliders in the game.
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:19 PM
Yeesh, pathetic swing from Youk. Greinke looks great.
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:22 PM
Uh-oh. The last thing we need with Byrd on the mound is an angry BABIP.
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:23 PM
QUOTE (DennyDoyle'sBoil @ Sep 23 2009, 08:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sean Casey need to shut the fuck up.
Just changed to the KC announcers on MLB.com, motor mouth gave me a headache.
This might be a long night.
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mikey lowell of the sandbox
Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:23 PM
Byrd is still not the wyrd. I'm surprised that Gonzalez and Pedroia didn't stop those -- their gloves are usually magnetic.
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:24 PM
QUOTE (paulftodd @ Sep 22 2009, 08:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This might be a long night.
Only if you stick around for the whole thing.
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:24 PM
Can we just get to the post season so we can stop getting the Byrd.
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:25 PM
Wow....tight zone much? Everyone of those pitches was touching the zone according to gameday.
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:25 PM
Things preferable to watching what's about to happen:
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:26 PM
QUOTE (TheShynessClinic @ Sep 22 2009, 08:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow....tight zone much? Everyone of those pitches was touching the zone according to gameday.
FX has him striking DeJesus out.
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peaks prematurely
Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:26 PM
Does Byrd get Tito's Wake treatment, ie., he stays out there for 5 innings even if he walks 15 guys? Or maybe he'll use one of the 12 pitchers in the pen this time?
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:26 PM
It's really great that we had too much starting pitching this spring... Paul Byrd and an injured Wakefield are our 4th and 5th starters.
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wild card bitches
Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:26 PM
I go to put a pizza in the oven and come back to bases loaded? Fuck you Paul Byrd, die.
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:26 PM
QUOTE (NomarRS05 @ Sep 22 2009, 08:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No way he gives up less than six runs tonight.
This inning you mean.
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:26 PM
So why does ESPN gamecast say the Royals have a 73% chance of winning this? It should say 100.0%.
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:26 PM
This hurts.
Is Byrd a sacrificial lamb no matter what today?
Is Byrd a sacrificial lamb no matter what today?
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:27 PM
The last thing we need is an absurdly small strike zone
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:27 PM
squeezing the Charmin.
looks like a long night ahead
looks like a long night ahead
#148
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thai good. you like shirt?
Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:27 PM
Andy Fletcher needs a kick in the nuts.
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foulkiavelli
Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:27 PM
And this is why Unions are bad.
:runs:
:runs:
