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[NomarRS05]

Lenny DiNardo is not very good. Remind him of that, please.

[Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat]

Lenny always seemed like a nice guy.

Let's pummel him.

[Rasputin]

Anyone wanna go halfsies on a pizza?

[templeUsox]

Billy Butler can hit. Watch out for that.

[Rule5deadwood]

I chose my username in honor of the wastes of roster space that were Lenny Dinardo and Adam Stern. It would be fitting if Lenny could return the honor by living down to the name.

[jimc]

Lenny!

Go get.

[mikeford]

Lenny DiNardo? Really?

[OhBabyDontOrtizMe]

I chose my username in honor of the wastes of roster space that were Lenny Dinardo and Adam Stern. It would be fitting if Lenny could return the honor by living down to the name.

Still, when I need to take a very fast shower, it is fun to call it an "Adam Stern". You know, not a thorough washing, just a quick skrub.

Edit:

Oh, and magic number 7? 7? 7 Wins?



7 wins with 9 bats! Oh ah ah oh!

Edited by OhBabyDontOrtizMe, 21 September 2009 - 06:13 AM.

[bosox188]

Lenny DiNardo is still pitching?

Crush them.

[Andrew]

Anyone wanna go halfsies on a pizza?

On a pie, man!

[rembrat]

Time to show the people of KC what baseball looks like.

[Bucknahs Bum Ankle]

On a pie, man!

Don't forget the domestic beer.


Lenny DiNardo, why don't you come to your senses?
You been out ridin' fences for so long now
Oh, you're a hard one
I know that you got your reasons
These things that are pleasin' you
Can hurt you somehow

Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy
Shell beat you if she's able
You know the queen of heats is always your best bet

Now it seems to me, some fine things
Have been laid upon your table
But you only want the ones that you can't get

Lenny DiNardo, oh, you ain't gettin' no youger
Your pain and your hunger, they're drivin' you home
And freedom, oh freedom well, that's just some people talkin'
Your prison is walking through this world all alone

Don't your feet get cold in the winter time?
The sky won't snow and the sun won't shine
It's hard to tell the night time from the day
You're loosin' all your highs and lows
Ain't it funny how the feeling goes away?

Lenny DiNardo, why don't you come to your senses?
Come down from your fences, open the gate
It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you
You better let somebody love you, before its too late

[Brianish]

The Royals have apparently played spoilers pretty well this month. Let's put a stop to that.

[dauber23]

I will be at the game tonight (and tomorrow night).

Here's hoping for decent weather and wins both nights.

[bosockboy]

My guess is tonight won't happen based on the weather I'm seeing.

[NomarRS05]

I chose my username in honor of the wastes of roster space that were Lenny Dinardo and Adam Stern. It would be fitting if Lenny could return the honor by living down to the name.

Promote this man.

[Harry Agganis]

I will be at the Thursday Game.

Kansas City is Playing their best Ball of the year. 8-2 in the last ten and are the ones that put Detroit in a tailspin.
Given that they are still the Royals.

As to weather it is looking pretty tough for today.

We are expecting one to two inches of rain by noon.

Light Rain untill about 5

Than a period of Thinderstorm s till about 8 70% chance.

Chances go to 50% starting at 9

[ItOnceWasMyLife]

Is that Lenny DiNardo or Nick Green? Besides one being left handed and the other right, I don't think there's a difference.

[bosox188]

Is that Lenny DiNardo or Nick Green? Besides one being left handed and the other right, I don't think there's a difference.

The difference is Nick Green has touched Heidi Watney.

[Miskatonic PhD]

Where do all these rumors about Tek (and Green) and Heidi come from?

I feel so out of the loop!

[JimBoSox9]

Tek was Twittering back in aught-8 when Heidi was mid-BJ. The cat really got out of the bag then.

[mikeford]

Is that Lenny DiNardo or Nick Green? Besides one being left handed and the other right, I don't think there's a difference.

Nick Green throws harder.

[esaslaw]

Great to be able to post with people who understand how idiotic it is to pine for the division thing. KC for three and we ar just about in.

[Pandemonium67]

Hey Lenny, wanna pet my mouse?

[kefkafloyd]

Win tonight, because tomorrow with Byrd vs. Greinke is not a matchup I am looking forward to.

[hittery]

Promote this man.

Or woman.

[hitting .525 in 1983]

Where do all these rumors about Tek (and Green) and Heidi come from?

Erin Andrews

[NomarRS05]

Or woman.

Haha, good one.

[Al Zarilla]

Remember when this stiff beat the Red Sox after they got rid of him and the A's picked him up? Revenge that, please.

[mfried]

Di Nardo is the left-handed Paul Byrd. That leaves us in great shape tonight, but not so good tomorrow.

[Djiraan Iraassi]

Stupid Fact: in Spain, one of the meanings of "Nardo" is... er... penis. "Di" is italian for "of". So "of the cock" could be a (stupid) translation.

[The Hit Dog]

Stupid Fact: in Spain, one of the meanings of "Nardo" is... er... penis. "Di" is italian for "of". So "of the cock" could be a (stupid) translation.

As in, Lenny is enamored DiNardo.

Edited by The Hit Dog, 21 September 2009 - 02:23 PM.

[hitting .525 in 1983]

Where do all these rumors about Tek (and Green) and Heidi come from?

this guy doesn't like it either way.

[Ed Hillel]

Some breaking Kevin Youkilis News:

TAMPA, FL—Red Sox infielder Kevin Youkilis reportedly prevented everyone on the team bus from sleeping Monday when he loudly described in disgusting detail the elasticity and mucus secretions of his girlfriend's vagina. "Man, she was pretty hot and bothered, because I'd been stirring up her soup for a while," said Youkilis, adding that her neatly trimmed pubic hair and thighs, as well as their sheets, were all soaked in "pussy juice." "She's a squirter, so her vag was pretty much a fountain by the time I started fisting. She was so slick, I had to put on a batting glove to get some traction." Pitcher Clay Buchholz said he has not slept since last Wednesday, when Youkilis went on about the "foul smell of dried semen that collects in your belly button."

http://www.theonion...._youkilis_keeps

Edited by Ed Hillel, 21 September 2009 - 02:57 PM.

[trekfan55]

Any weather updates?

[The Hit Dog]

KC people - how's the weather look? Still bad? If tonight's game is rained out, I wonder if there exists a scenario in which we could skip Byrd... obviously still unlikely, but if we were to catch the Yankees, we would probably have to sweep KC, and a Greinke/Byrd matchup on the road sucks pretty bad...

[E5 Yaz]

Any weather updates?

80% chance of squirting

[Djiraan Iraassi]

So Beckett, Buchholz, Lester, Matsuzaka, Wakefield... and tomorrow Byrd? 6-man rotation!

[xpisblack]

Holy fucking shit, I stop posting for near two weeks and they're fucking letting Lenny goddamn DiNardo start again? Motherfucking Christballs on VirginMarycrackers, is there no cunting justice in the world?

If there's any sanity left, the Sox will win this in a blowout that will put Heidi's postgame exploits to shame.

WIN.

[mikeford]

AmalieBenjamin
Lineup: Ellsbury, Pedroia, Martinez, Youkilis, Bay, Ortiz, Lowell, Baldelli, Gonzalez. Wakefield. #redsox



Why god why @ Baldelli

[BucketOBalls]

AmalieBenjamin
Lineup: Ellsbury, Pedroia, Martinez, Youkilis, Bay, Ortiz, Lowell, Baldelli, Gonzalez. Wakefield. #redsox



Why god why @ Baldelli

Lefty.

Losing to the starting version of Javier Lopez would be just sad. Please don't do it.

[koufax32]

Put these jokers in their place.

Win.

[normstalls]

A little bit of the chicken and the egg but I wonder if Drew is having such a nice season and particularly a strong finish because of the regularly scheduled rest vs. LHP

I dont have a problem with Baldelli in there tonight

[trekfan55]

Drew now has to sit against any lefty?

I hope that this is just a case of Tito starting to give days off to players and choosing to rest Drew because there's a lefty on the mound, and not that Tito thinks that drew has to sit against Lenny Fucking Dinardo.

[TheoShmeo]

A little bit of the chicken and the egg but I wonder if Drew is having such a nice season and particularly a strong finish because of the regularly scheduled rest vs. LHP

I dont have a problem with Baldelli in there tonight

Agreed. I hope Tito doesn't keep up with the lefty/righty thing with Drew in the playoffs. And I wouldn't be happy to see Baldelli's name in there if the WC lead was two or three. But given where things stand and how well things have worked with Drew in the second half, this makes perfect sense.

Edited by TheoShmeo, 21 September 2009 - 03:58 PM.

[Ed Hillel]

On a tangential note, I just learned that JD Drew has another brother named Tim who was drafted in the first round of the 1997 draft by the Braves. You're doing pretty well for yourself as parents if you have 3 kids drafted in the first round of the MLB draft.

Edited by Ed Hillel, 21 September 2009 - 04:20 PM.

[mikeford]

We're down to 3 asian pitchers again


AmalieBenjamin
Green home to Boston. Was checked out by Dr. Gill. His right leg issue might be a disk problem. #redsox
3 minutes ago from TwitterBerry
AmalieBenjamin
Tazawa to 60-day DL. That's the Woodward spot on the 40-man. Tazawa tweaked a groin in Chicago and was close to his innings limit. #redsox

[martybarrettoverdrive]

We're down to 3 asian pitchers again


AmalieBenjamin
Green home to Boston. Was checked out by Dr. Gill. His right leg issue might be a disk problem. #redsox
3 minutes ago from TwitterBerry
AmalieBenjamin
Tazawa to 60-day DL. That's the Woodward spot on the 40-man. Tazawa tweaked a groin in Chicago and was close to his innings limit. #redsox

Doesn't much matter I suppose since he was close to his innings limit, but Tazawa gone takes away one pitcher who could eat up innings until the playoffs.

Does she mean a possible herniated disk for Green? If so, yikes.

[SemperFidelisSox]

Joey Gathright is 4-6 lifetime vs Lenny DiNardo.

[Rudy's Curve]

AmalieBenjamin
Lineup: Ellsbury, Pedroia, Martinez, Youkilis, Bay, Ortiz, Lowell, Baldelli, Gonzalez. Wakefield. #redsox



Why god why @ Baldelli

A playoff spot is all but clinched, and they're in the midst of 20 straight games. You're seriously mad about this?