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[TedKennedy]

Remember when that kid from Melrose stole a Celtics banner with all the retired numbers on it from the old Garden. Now that dude had some balls.

I once had sex with a young intern wearing a Russell jersey in the middle of the parquet.

[Rooster Crows]

Living on the edge - this team seems to thrive on that, and will have that thrill tonight, Baltimore notwithstanding, with Mr. Byrd leading the way. Kick some bigtime ass, guys - hope you saved some of that offense for tonight, 'cause Byrd is going to need back-up. Keep the "streak" alive for win #2.

GO SOX - WIN TODAY!

[Todd Benzinger]

I once had sex with a young intern wearing a Russell jersey in the middle of the parquet.

Wait, Tom, the intern was wearing a Russell jersey?

How was he?

[Brianish]

I demand a win, Paul Byrd or no Paul Byrd.

Edited by Brianish, 09 September 2009 - 04:44 PM.

[Kilgore A. Trout]

I once had sex with a young intern wearing a Russell jersey in the middle of the parquet.

Every member of the MA delegation has done that. Well, except for Barney Frank.

[DukeSox]

Every member of the MA delegation has done that. Well, except for Barney Frank.

The gender of said intern was not specified.






(not that there's anything wrong with that)

[Kilgore A. Trout]

The gender of said intern was not specified.

(not that there's anything wrong with that)

Indeed not. And you're right.
Now that I think about it, what gender intern is more likely to be wearing a Russel jersey in the first place?
Barney Frank, you dog.

[Hoser Awfulman]

Cal Ripken's '8' stolen from outside Md. ballpark 9/9/2009 2:52:00 PM
Associated Press/AP Online

By BEN NUCKOLS
Ripken had no comment on the theft, said his spokesman, John Maroon.

I call bullshit. The guy that wrote the article is named "Nuckols"? The spokesman is named "Maroon"? Fuck all y'all.

I posted a picture yesterday that a FB friend took of Heidi. Here's one I took on 8/11/09. She knew I was zooming in on her and she looked right at me.

I would love to pound Heidi with my meathammer like Thor. But I draw the line at Captain Kirk and some prepubescent girl.

Depends on the redhead. Where's my piechart of bitchiness vs. hair color?

Stay away from the firebush. Those bitches are fuckin crazy.

I once had sex with a young intern wearing a Russell jersey in the middle of the parquet.

Who hasn't.

The Byrdman cometh. Sox wyn tonyght.

[mikeford]

I can't believe someone owns a Brandon Inge jersey

[SemperFidelisSox]

I can't believe Heidi doesn't have a restraining order out yet on C4CRVT and his friend.

[Al Zarilla]

Stay away from the firebush. Those bitches are fuckin crazy.

No lie, sister in law comes to mind.

The Byrdman cometh. Sox wyn tonyght.

How about nyne to fyve.

[czar]

I don't really like Paul Byrd.

Just getting it out of the way early.

[Hoser Awfulman]

No lie, sister in law comes to mind.

How about nyne to fyve.

Dude, the fact that you know your sister-in-law is a firebush makes you my hero.

With regards to nyne to fyne, i'm not so sure. I mean, here's some seventy-year-old 9-5 shit tit and camel toe show to make you change your mind.



Good night, sleep tight, no waterworks.

[Trlicek's Whip]

Sorry. I assumed all the Mad Men fans had watched Sunday's episode by now. My bad.
At least its not one of those shows where there's a lot of shock twists and cliffhangers.

Which makes the spoiler you spoiled that much more enhanced of a spoiler.

I don't give a crap. Haven't seen a second of that show. What else happens with the guys who drink and smoke and stuff?

Edited by Trlicek's Whip, 09 September 2009 - 05:52 PM.

[Al Zarilla]

Dude, the fact that you know your sister-in-law is a firebush makes you my hero.

Oh, jaezus, I know that the hair on her head is red, and made a simple assumption from there. You thought I was saying...

[ItOnceWasMyLife]

I can't believe Heidi doesn't have a restraining order out yet on C4CRVT and his friend.

Who says she doesn't?

[phragle]

if Paul Byrd can be Greg Maddux, we will win.

[ToeKneeArmAss]

Which makes the spoiler you spoiled that much more enhanced of a spoiler.

I don't give a crap. Haven't seen a second of that show. What else happens with the guys who drink and smoke and stuff?

All you need to know is - if Don Draper were pitching tonight instead of Paul Byrd, it'd already be chalked up in the win column.

[rhodyroyalrooter9]

Nine games back is officially left "in the dust"

I am alergic to dust WIN and get out of the dust

[God's Cop]

Win this fucking game.

[Hoser Awfulman]

Oh, jaezus, I know that the hair on her head is red, and made a simple assumption from there. You thought I was saying...

when you assume you make...

[fenwaypaul]

Win this fucking game.

Is that like a drinking game?

[Bad Penny]

Jason Bay takes tiny little mincing steps in left field.

[fenwaypaul]

No wonder he throws like a girl.

[Yazdog8]

No wonder he throws like a girl.

The breasts get in the way.

[SemperFidelisSox]

More shitty defense.

[Yazdog8]

Meatball city.

[P'tucket, rhymes with...]

Cookie.

[SocrManiac]

He's tipping his pitches again exactly like he did last year. Watch the glove tap on the offspeed stuff.

Edit: From the stretch, anyway...

Edited by SocrManiac, 09 September 2009 - 06:18 PM.

[P'tucket, rhymes with...]

He's tipping his pitches again exactly like he did last year. Watch the glove tap on the offspeed stuff.

He also put the ball right over the center of the plate. My ten year old would have gapped that.

[SocrManiac]

I'm not saying the pitch wasn't hittable. I am saying you can actually see his tell, and it's identical to last year.

[TFisNEXT]

No damage despite the shitty play from Lowell.

Bats better be alive tonight though. Byrd isn't gonna keep throwing up 0s.

[Jnai]

Random question: Where should I tell someone to get seats for a Camden Yards game?

[reggiecleveland]

Every zero on the board from Paul Byrd is a gift from god.

[Sprowl]

ELJE's arm seems to be improving: he's had a few decent throws to the cutoff man lately.

[Beomoose]

Every zero on the board from Paul Byrd is a gift from god.

Gotta admire his ability to play first base while still using his divine powers to guide Byrd's pitches.

[reggiecleveland]

I am tired of waiting for a homer!

[reggiecleveland]

Random question: Where should I tell someone to get seats for a Camden Yards game?

Baltimore

[P'tucket, rhymes with...]

I am tired of waiting for a homer!

Sorry, son, the fireworks were last night. Check back on Memorial Day.

[Jnai]

Random question: Where should I tell someone to get seats for a Camden Yards game?

Bump!

[Sprowl]

Gotta admire his ability to play first base while still using his divine powers to guide Byrd's pitches.

Yeah, BABIP can multi-task like few other minor deities.

[Hoser Awfulman]

He also put the ball right over the center of the plate. My ten year old would have gapped that.

Seriously - read the thread.

Going forward I would avoid putting phrases together like "my ten year old" and "gapped".

[ekogan]

Why is Varitek in the lineup against a RHP?

[RIrooter09]

Bump!

What kind of price range?

[CoRP]

Bump!

Box office.

[strek1]

Interesting stat. 20-2 when papi hits a HR. What does that mean:

A) He's that important to the offense

OR

B) When he can hit a HR it usually means everyone else can hit the pitcher as well.

[kieckeredinthehead]

Interesting stat. 20-2 when papi hits a HR. What does that mean:

A) He's that important to the offense

OR

B) When he can hit a HR it usually means everyone else can hit the pitcher as well.

Nobody's that important to the offense. It's definitely (B)

[TFisNEXT]

Ringing single!!!

[mikeford]

I'll take that from Corpse-y Ortiz

[ivanvamp]

If they don't score a bunch of runs off this 4-11, 6.03 era pitcher, I'm going to be unhappy.