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#101 Yazdog8

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:28 PM

Sigh....David.

#102 Max Power


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:28 PM

That Ortiz strikeout was as predictable as Ned Flanders's plain white bread with a glass of water on the side for dipping.

#103 TheShynessClinic


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:29 PM

QUOTE (Steve Dillard @ Sep 8 2009, 07:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Thank God we have home field advantage throughout the playoffs.


Sarcasm?

#104 EP Sox Fan

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:29 PM

QUOTE (SoxInTheMist @ Sep 8 2009, 05:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
When your pitcher is wearing number 63, don't expect too much.


Um, our guy is wearing 61. Is 62 the cutoff?

#105 ifmanis5


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:29 PM

Papi can't even solve the O's at home. Yikes.

#106 Savin Hillbilly


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:30 PM

Wow. That curve had pretty hellacious break. I'm not sure Jason doesn't have a case, but that's a nasty pitch.

#107 SoxInTheMist

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:30 PM

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Anyone know how to upload Pictures from iPhone to gamethread? Pm me


Click on 'email photo', select it, copy it, go into safari, paste it. Yes, rather convoluted but it works.

#108 EP Sox Fan

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:31 PM

QUOTE (ifmanis5 @ Sep 8 2009, 05:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Papi can't even solve the O's at home. Yikes.


At this point, swap Papi out with Lowell and you probably have our best lineup.

#109 The Smart Dope

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:32 PM

I guess this is a good thing when you face the Orioles, right?




The Deadbirds, ladies and gents.

#110 BucketOBalls


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:33 PM

QUOTE (EP Sox Fan @ Sep 8 2009, 07:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
At this point, swap Papi out with Lowell and you probably have our best lineup.


Not to mention that Lowell at DH is addition by subtraction.

#111 Brianish

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:33 PM

Wow that curve.

#112 Pearl Wilson

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:33 PM

Seen under "News" on MLB.com:

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Jeter can catch fire at any moment


I could not agree more and I hope it happens soon.

#113 BucketOBalls


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:34 PM

QUOTE (The Smart Dope @ Sep 8 2009, 07:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I guess this is a good thing when you face the Orioles, right?




The Deadbirds, ladies and gents.


Bird flu? Isn't that passe now?

#114 Greg29fan


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:34 PM

NESN joins the Varitek sucks camp by pimping V-Mart's relationship with Buchholz.

#115 Savin Hillbilly


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:36 PM

Perfect location on the slider. Nice.

#116 kieckeredinthehead

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:36 PM

Somebody's got the curve working...

#117 Savin Hillbilly


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:36 PM

nm

Edited by Savin Hillbilly, 08 September 2009 - 06:36 PM.


#118 czar


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:36 PM

Now if he can throw every slider like that one; it's a plus pitch.

#119 OhBabyDontOrtizMe


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:36 PM

QUOTE (BucketOBalls @ Sep 8 2009, 07:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Bird flu? Isn't that passe now?


Not bird flu. Avian Syphilis.

#120 BucketOBalls


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:37 PM

QUOTE (kieckeredinthehead @ Sep 8 2009, 07:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Somebody's got the curve working...


Maybe he could give Beckett some tips?

#121 The Smart Dope

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:38 PM

QUOTE (Greg29fan @ Sep 8 2009, 07:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
NESN joins the Varitek sucks camp...


Do you mean Heidi, and the other way around?

Anyway, that took about two years too long.

It's now 8-7, Rangers in the Prog.

#122 OhBabyDontOrtizMe


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:42 PM

I love MASN for 2 reasons:
1) Jim Palmer, much like a slightly moldy piece of plywood, is a much better commentator than Dave Roberts
2) There is a really hot chick in one of their Birdland commercials.

#123 InsideTheParker


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:43 PM

I remember Jim Palmer in his underwear. What was the product, the undies?

#124 OhBabyDontOrtizMe


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:44 PM

QUOTE (InsideTheParker @ Sep 8 2009, 07:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I remember Jim Palmer in his underwear. What was the product, the undies?


The Money Store

Edited by OhBabyDontOrtizMe, 08 September 2009 - 06:46 PM.


#125 Ed Hillel


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:45 PM

No hitter so far!

#126 Sprowl


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:46 PM

Seabass blast!

#127 OhBabyDontOrtizMe


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:46 PM

Crushed!

#128 God's Cop


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:46 PM

HAHA, Gonzo!

EDIT: OMG Did you see Drinkwater's reaction!? Arms stretched out and head to the sky, Platoon style. Hilarious.

Edited by God's Cop, 08 September 2009 - 06:48 PM.


#129 Hoser Awfulman

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:46 PM

Gonzo.

3 HRs, all of them in the same place.

#130 Savin Hillbilly


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:46 PM

Holy crap. Three HR to almost exactly the same place.

#131 Nuf Ced


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:46 PM

When Alex Gonzalez is taking you deep, you know it's not your night.

#132 Barbara

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:46 PM

Do you think someone spiked the Gatorade with steroids?

Jesu Christo.

#133 strek1

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:47 PM

Well shit I'd say there's good chance A-GON can't hit one any better than that.

#134 Pearl Wilson

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:47 PM

Terrible pitch. Not to take anything away from Gonzalez, of course.

#135 SemperFidelisSox


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:47 PM

There is a homeless man on Lansdowne St. who thinks its raining baseballs tonight.

Edited by SemperFidelisSox, 08 September 2009 - 06:48 PM.


#136 Hoser Awfulman

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:48 PM

QUOTE (OhBabyDontOrtizMe @ Sep 8 2009, 06:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I love MASN for 2 reasons:
1) Jim Palmer, much like a slightly moldy piece of plywood, is a much better commentator than Dave Roberts
2) There is a really hot chick in one of their Birdland commercials.

I hate you because you don't have to listen to the Bob's Furniture commercial, and now I hate you more for posting a picture of Jim Palmer in his fucking underwear.

#137 EP Sox Fan

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:48 PM

Hernandez: "Note to self: don't throw straight, letter high fastballs anymore."

#138 OhBabyDontOrtizMe


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:48 PM



#139 TheShynessClinic


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:48 PM

Three hits for Boston, three homeruns.

Awesome

#140 Nuf Ced


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:48 PM

QUOTE (InsideTheParker @ Sep 8 2009, 07:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I remember Jim Palmer in his underwear. What was the product, the undies?


Jockies. My sister had the poster on the front of her fridge. Srsly.

#141 berezina

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:48 PM

The should hire this guy to pitch homerun hitting contests.

#142 NomarRS05

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:49 PM

I wonder if Jim Palmer gets sick of talking about how <insert O's SP here> has great stuff but just needs to harness his potential.

#143 OhBabyDontOrtizMe


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:49 PM

QUOTE (Hoser Awfulman @ Sep 8 2009, 07:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I hate you because you don't have to listen to the Bob's Furniture commercial, and now I hate you more for posting a picture of Jim Palmer in his fucking underwear.


He started it.

QUOTE (InsideTheParker @ Sep 8 2009, 07:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I remember Jim Palmer in his underwear. What was the product, the undies?


Edited by OhBabyDontOrtizMe, 08 September 2009 - 06:51 PM.


#144 Savin Hillbilly


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:50 PM

In fairness, Gonzalez has always had decent power for a SS. It's not like Bud Harrelson hitting one out (that's a historical reference, for you young'uns). I mean, it wasn't a great pitch, but there's nothing particularly shameful about Adrian Gonzalez taking you deep.

#145 The Smart Dope

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:51 PM

QUOTE (Hoser Awfulman @ Sep 8 2009, 07:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I hate you because you don't have to listen to the Bob's Furniture commercial...


I would love to discuss this with you. I hate them like nothing else. I think Bob's head, like Big Ben's got messed up in their respective motorcycle accidents.

Edited by The Smart Dope, 08 September 2009 - 06:51 PM.


#146 TFisNEXT

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:51 PM

Slider again.

#147 phragle


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:51 PM

FILTHY slider

#148 ericz2324

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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:52 PM

Bucholz is dealing right now. Stuff is electric

#149 czar


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:52 PM

EV's onto the slider.

Watch out.

#150 InsideTheParker


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Posted 08 September 2009 - 06:53 PM

QUOTE (OhBabyDontOrtizMe @ Sep 8 2009, 07:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He started it.

The he is a she and that might be what made the recollection particularly sweet.