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8/2 - Insert Joke About Plane Crashing Here.
#1
Posted 01 August 2009 - 11:00 PM
They need to know that they haven't yet reached the trees. They need to know that they're still in the "mid-fight turbulence right after Jack asked for another drink, and Charley is in the bathroom flushing heroin" phase.
There's still time before they wake up in the forest with people around them screaming and getting sucked into the turbine of their destroyed plane.
I know the Red Sox don't play the Yankees for another week, but today is a very special day. I want Yankees fans to know that we acknowledge this day as mere turbulence before the coming crash.
30 years ago today the Red Sox won. Today, the Red Sox will win.
Happy Thurman Munson day.
#2
Posted 01 August 2009 - 11:13 PM

Edited by sfip, 02 August 2009 - 11:04 PM.
#3
Posted 01 August 2009 - 11:15 PM
Failure to use the available shoulder harness restraints system is deemed a contribution factor in the death of Pilot Munson.
Buckle up and win.
#4
Posted 01 August 2009 - 11:21 PM
Well, whatever works. Win this game.
#5
Posted 01 August 2009 - 11:26 PM
Well, whatever works. Win this game.
Munson crashed on August 2nd, 1979, hence the reference.
#6
Posted 01 August 2009 - 11:27 PM
Well, whatever works. Win this game.
I'm not sure the emphasis is so much on getting psyched for the Os game. I think it's a little more just straight out reveling in Thurman Munson Day.
But I could be wrong.
And Clay: You survived the deadline. Now start pitching like a keeper, dammit.
#7
Posted 01 August 2009 - 11:27 PM
Well, whatever works. Win this game.
August 2nd, 2009 is the 30th anniversary of Thurman Munson's day of unliving. It would be Un-Red Soxian not to celebrate.
Plus dude, I was using a metaphor. Metaphors are rad.
#8
Posted 01 August 2009 - 11:37 PM
Plus dude, I was using a metaphor. Metaphors are rad.
Seems a lidle bit in poor taste though.
#9
Posted 01 August 2009 - 11:40 PM
Well, whatever works. Win this game.
There's a stain where TheShynessClinic's heart should be.
#10
Posted 01 August 2009 - 11:41 PM
Well played sir
#11
Posted 01 August 2009 - 11:41 PM
Pure aeronautical catastrophic genius, my friend. Well played.
Edited by Needlenose's Pole, 01 August 2009 - 11:42 PM.
#12
Posted 01 August 2009 - 11:50 PM
It's late, the senses deceive...I came "this close" to replying that SoSH might not be the best place for you if your primary interests excluded comments made in poor taste.
This is going to be a good un-Munson Day.
#13
Posted 01 August 2009 - 11:53 PM
#14
Posted 01 August 2009 - 11:53 PM
#15
Posted 01 August 2009 - 11:54 PM
#16
Posted 02 August 2009 - 12:02 AM
#17
Posted 02 August 2009 - 12:12 AM

If he was going for Wu-Tang he was way off.
#18
Posted 02 August 2009 - 12:22 AM
#19
Posted 02 August 2009 - 12:26 AM
It has worked so far.
WIN
#20
Posted 02 August 2009 - 12:26 AM

Let's keep this thread SFW.
Win.
Edited by Dollar, 02 August 2009 - 12:26 AM.
#21
Posted 02 August 2009 - 12:30 AM

Let's keep this thread SFW.
Win.
Why is TSC's mom at his work?
#22
Posted 02 August 2009 - 12:44 AM
#23
Posted 02 August 2009 - 12:50 AM

Let's keep this thread SFW.
Win.
This and Semper's posts are the best things I have seen on SoSH in a long time.
#24
Posted 02 August 2009 - 01:04 AM

Well played sir (except for the fact that I almost sprayed wine all over my computer after I scrolled down to see your post).
LOL Buchholz indeed. WIN.
#25
Posted 02 August 2009 - 01:22 AM
A. The airspeed gauge.
Undefeated with VMart so far.
#26
Posted 02 August 2009 - 01:30 AM
#27
Posted 02 August 2009 - 01:36 AM
It was fun, though frustrating at times. The multiple, often Tek induced, squanders were... maddening. Best part really is the bottom of the 9th. Watching Bard just DESTROY the Orioles was... exhilarating.
#28
Posted 02 August 2009 - 02:00 AM
#29
Posted 02 August 2009 - 02:04 AM
It's a Bruins hat?
#30
Posted 02 August 2009 - 03:04 AM
the back of the cap would still be the NHL shield, in that case.
#31
Posted 02 August 2009 - 07:11 AM
The noble mountain that was Carlton Fisk stood in front of the plate as Thurmon Munson barreled toward home like a big, fat sack of potatoes that is trying to score a run. Munson, knowing he couldn't beat the ball, prepared for maximum impact (thus foreshadowing his own untimely death 6 years later). Fisk, seeing the ungainly and talented Munson barreling at him, readied his mitt to meet Munson's face (thus foreshadowing what would become the enduring image of the Red Sox' improbable 2004 season).

Fisk holds on. They both flip in the process, end up in a fistfight and ejected form the game.

Sox win it in the ninth, 3-2.
We ain't exactly sweating Baltimore today - win this shit.
#32
Posted 02 August 2009 - 07:34 AM

The only way to improve on this would be to have Clay saying lol boohoo instead.
#33
Posted 02 August 2009 - 07:36 AM

Good lord. I should not be laughing this hard.
Win it for Lindsay Clubine.
#34
Posted 02 August 2009 - 07:37 AM
Buchholz + Buehrle = Happy August 2!!
#35
Posted 02 August 2009 - 08:16 AM
#36
Posted 02 August 2009 - 08:32 AM

Let's keep this thread SFW.
Win.
The attention to detail here is key. Seeing the keyboard in qwerty compliance is just incredible. Well done.
#37
Posted 02 August 2009 - 08:32 AM
#38
Posted 02 August 2009 - 08:38 AM
isn't Reddick supposed to be doing that to Heidi's face after the game?
#39
Posted 02 August 2009 - 08:40 AM
isn't Reddick supposed to be doing that to Heidi's face after the game?
That's Tek's job.
#40
Posted 02 August 2009 - 08:47 AM
Victor Martinez is slated to catch Clay today against Baltimore.
Edited by rfra0525, 02 August 2009 - 08:53 AM.
#41
Posted 02 August 2009 - 08:57 AM
#42
Posted 02 August 2009 - 09:01 AM
He'll be up as long as Drew is hurting, I think. Though I guess they might decide they need another bullpen arm sometime during the Yankee series.
#43
Posted 02 August 2009 - 09:20 AM
Victor Martinez is slated to catch Clay today against Baltimore.
From Rotoworld: The Yankees are shuffling their rotation in advance of the upcoming Red Sox series.
Andy Pettitte takes the mound Tuesday against Toronto while Sergio Mitre moves up to Wednesday, thereby avoiding the Sox all together. Joba Chamberlain will open the series against the Sox on seven days rest as the Yankees are trying to control his innings from hereon out. He's thrown 10 1/3 innings more this season than last season so far.
#44
Posted 02 August 2009 - 09:29 AM
#45
Posted 02 August 2009 - 09:33 AM

Let's keep this thread SFW.
Win.
Why does your mom talk in emoticons?
#46
Posted 02 August 2009 - 09:37 AM
#47
Posted 02 August 2009 - 09:38 AM
Who do you think killed him in the first place?
#48
Posted 02 August 2009 - 09:42 AM
That's hardinly sporting; nice work.
And my favourite part in all of this is that all Munson had to do in order not to die in a fire was to grow a fucking nutsack. He was learning to fly-- well, crash, anyway-- so he could visit his fucking family in Ohio; no guilt there, right? Still, that's sort of understandable, and it'd be even more rigoddamndiculous if he had hired a pilot to fly his private plane, but the dumb son of a bitch just had to get home, so even though he had landed correctly twice before, he then presumably got so homesick in the middle of trying to land that third time that he fucking ate the altimeter instead. Okay, fine, I'll be fair-- he died of asphyxiation, not injury. So, basically, he fucking choked to death. I love looking back on foreshadowings of the 2004 ALCS...
I have a mate who chortles whenever a Yankees catcher fucks up a routine play-- every time, he cracks up and yells out "Pilot Error!" Funny every time.
My second favourite part: shit-in-a-suit had the fucking gall immediately (well, within a year) to put a price tag on Munson's loss by suing the company that was teaching TM to crash-- the cocksucker sued them for Munson's trade value ($4.5mil, I think). How fucking vile is that? He loses a player, the organization does pretty much everything right (including splitting the series v. Baltimore after dropping the first 2), and then he predictably shits in the gaping heart-cavity of Munson's mourners by implying heavily that the value of Munson's life was exactly equivalent to his trade-value to the felching Yankees.
I drove to the Cape again in the wee hours of this morning, and when I got to the house where I'm staying, I saw a dead bird in the driveway. Not sure what kind-- the neighbour's dog had been after it for a bit, it seems. Still, I take this as a good omen.
Win.
#49
Posted 02 August 2009 - 09:45 AM
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