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MATCHED BID!: Gourmet dinner for 4 at Casa Stiffy Congrats DannyHeep and taxmancometh!


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#1 stiffysboss

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 09:13 PM

This auction is for a gourmet dinner for 4 prepared by redsoxstiff. Many SoSHers can attest to Stiffy’s cooking skills, and who wouldn’t want an opportunity to spend an evening with SoSH’s senior citizen? Possible menus? French onion soup, pork medallions with braised vegetables, and decadent chocolate cake. Or fish chowder (you know this is for you, mabrowndog), seafood delight, and lemon cake that melts in your mouth. And wine, of course! The date and menu will be determined after discussion with the winning bidder.

The retail value? Priceless.
Minimum bid: $100.

Auction begins: 7/6/09
Auction ends: Thursday, 7/16 at 6:45 pm

Edited by Candy LaChance, 23 July 2009 - 02:13 PM.


#2 Candy LaChance


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Posted 06 July 2009 - 07:55 PM

Is this for 4 guests, or 2 with stiffy and the boss?

And if only 2 guests come, can they eat for four? tongue.gif


#3 redsoxstiff


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Posted 06 July 2009 - 10:51 PM

Four guests ...Eat as wide as I am and as tall as John is...

Two more guests another Hundred...

Edited by redsoxstiff, 07 July 2009 - 05:59 AM.


#4 Candy LaChance


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Posted 07 July 2009 - 07:34 AM

I bid:

One hundred smackers!

#5 Zomp


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Posted 07 July 2009 - 09:39 AM

$125

#6 Candy LaChance


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Posted 07 July 2009 - 07:26 PM

Maybe we can pool our bids and have a party!

$150

#7 DannyHeep


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Posted 07 July 2009 - 07:50 PM

QUOTE (Candy LaChance @ Jul 7 2009, 08:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Maybe we can pool our bids and have a party!

$150


$175, and I'm farting at the table.

#8 redsoxstiff


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Posted 07 July 2009 - 08:33 PM

Farting at table is entirely permissible...however, lumpy farts are right out...

#9 DannyHeep


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Posted 09 July 2009 - 07:35 PM

QUOTE (redsoxstiff @ Jul 7 2009, 09:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Farting at table is entirely permissible...however, lumpy farts are right out...


Wait until you see me eat.

I'm not using utensils.

#10 mabrowndog


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Posted 09 July 2009 - 07:42 PM

QUOTE (DannyHeep @ Jul 9 2009, 08:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wait until you see me eat.

I'm not using utensils.

Interestingly, that's also the way Stiffy cooks. Everything gets stirred, sifted, sampled and sprinkled with his paws.

#11 DannyHeep


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Posted 09 July 2009 - 07:46 PM

QUOTE (mabrowndog @ Jul 9 2009, 08:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Interestingly, that's also the way Stiffy cooks. Everything gets stirred, sifted, sampled and sprinkled with his paws.


Oh, I'm bringing Browndog. Wait until you see what he leaves in that new bathroom you put in.

#12 redsoxstiff


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Posted 10 July 2009 - 03:31 AM

If Mark comes he better bring a bass or all he eats is crabs and ice water...

#13 DannyHeep


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Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:21 PM

QUOTE (redsoxstiff @ Jul 10 2009, 04:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If Mark comes he better bring a bass or all he eats is crabs and ice water...


Do you do traditional clam chowder? That will get me extra booty from the wife...

#14 redsoxstiff


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Posted 10 July 2009 - 11:29 PM

I do a reasonably tasty Fish Chowdah.

#15 redsoxstiff


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Posted 11 July 2009 - 09:48 AM

The Boss indicated that I was being too modest [ out of character]...My chowdahs are absofuckinglutely ass kickingly stupendous...

#16 Candy LaChance


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Posted 16 July 2009 - 08:32 AM

Ends tonight!

#17 LoweTek

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 05:49 PM

Closed. Congrats Heep! Please Pay here! And thanks to the Stiffy family too!

#18 redsoxstiff


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Posted 16 July 2009 - 06:09 PM

Heep, get in touch and we'll arrange a date and menu.

#19 DannyHeep


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Posted 16 July 2009 - 08:31 PM

QUOTE (LoweTek @ Jul 16 2009, 06:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Closed. Congrats Heep! Please Pay here! And thanks to the Stiffy family too!


Paid.

I hope this is all you can eat...

#20 URI


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Posted 16 July 2009 - 09:36 PM

QUOTE (DannyHeep @ Jul 16 2009, 09:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Paid.

I hope this is all you can eat...


I hope you fucking eat so much your fucking ass explodes all over the place once you leave the residence de stiffy, motherfucker.

#21 DannyHeep


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Posted 16 July 2009 - 10:04 PM

QUOTE (URISoxFan @ Jul 16 2009, 10:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I hope you fucking eat so much your fucking ass explodes all over the place once you leave the residence de stiffy, motherfucker.


Well that's not very nice.

#22 LoweTek

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Posted 17 July 2009 - 04:30 AM

QUOTE (DannyHeep @ Jul 16 2009, 09:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Paid
Got it.

#23 Candy LaChance


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Posted 23 July 2009 - 02:12 PM

taxmancometh just ponied up a matching bid of $175 for a stiffy dinner! Congrats, taxmancometh! Click link above for payment.

#24 taxmancometh

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 02:32 PM

Paid.

I'm ready to eat already! Thanks to Stiffy for letting me match.



#25 LoweTek

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 02:56 PM

QUOTE (taxmancometh @ Jul 23 2009, 03:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Paid.
Received!

#26 redsoxstiff


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Posted 26 September 2009 - 06:02 PM

Start saving now for next year's entry!

Dinner Menu
For Winning Bidder
taxmancometh and Guests
2009 SoSH Auction for Curt’s Pitch for ALS

French Bread
with grilled eggplant and tomato dipping sauce

French Onion Soup
with gruyere cheese and toasted crouton

Wild Greens Salad
with strawberries, pine nuts, and vinaigrette dressing

Tournedos de Boeuf a la Stiffy
Twice-Baked Potatoes
with melted cheese and bacon
Steamed Asparagus Spears

Marquis Philips 2007 Cabernet Sauvignon

Lemon Cake with Frangelico Glaze

Coffee

From right to left, counter-clockwise: taxmancometh, Mrs. taxman, Mrs. Lose, Lose Remerswaal.


#27 Lose Remerswaal


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Posted 26 September 2009 - 07:56 PM

'twas tasty and the company was sparkling. 5 hours have never passed so quickly and so deliciously!

#28 taxmancometh

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 10:42 AM

Kudos to the chef, toastmaster, roastmaster, and all around entertainer Stiffy! We had a wonderful time getting to know Stiffy and Stiffy's boss and well as the Lose family. The food was wonderful and so plentiful that dinner was unnecessary. My favorite was the onion soup. Mrs. Taxman loved the Boeuf a la Stiffy. Heep, if there is anyway you can collect on your dinner, you've got to do so. Simply amazing. I'm bidding on this again next year.

#29 redsoxstiff


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Posted 27 September 2009 - 01:07 PM

I have developed tendonitis over the years from patting myself on the back...I outdid myself ...truly a fine meal...no overstatement...

However my table was graced by wonderful people who outshone the food by leaps and bounds...

Ernie Banks used to say 'let's play two'...I'd be glad to hit the kitchen part deux...

Vive la Compagnie...

#30 kevlog

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Posted 29 September 2009 - 07:04 AM

I love that Luis is clearly having an uproariously good time as well up there on the mantel.

I trust he kept everyone in line.

#31 redsoxstiff


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Posted 30 September 2009 - 10:35 AM

Seguro que si...

#32 redsoxstiff


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Posted 30 September 2009 - 10:35 AM

To impatient ...double post...

Edited by redsoxstiff, 30 September 2009 - 10:36 AM.