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6/16 - Gone fishin'

#1 koufax32

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 11:08 PM

Oh yes. It is time to go all Santiago up in here.

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#2 phrenile

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 11:18 PM

Fuck the Marlins.

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#3 Infield Infidel

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 03:35 AM

Jimmy Buffet sucks. So does his beer. So does the stadium named after the beer. So do the baseball team that plays in the stadium named after the beer.

Parrothead Beer Stadium©, fuck the Marlins. Welcome to a real fucking baseball park.

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#4 Nuf Ced

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 07:30 AM

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#5 Foulkey Reese

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 08:10 AM

Marlins, Braves,@Nationals, @Braves, @Orioles, Mariners, A's, and Royals.

Sox should be able to coast into the all star break with that schedule.

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#6 Bucknahs Bum Ankle

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 08:48 AM

Today is 6/16. Regardless, the Sox will

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#7 Foulkey Reese

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 11:27 AM

Wakefield has been pitching like shit ever since his hot start. Tonight would be a good night to turn it around.

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#8 jayhoz

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 12:00 PM

I'm not sure if not facing a knuckleballer in quite some time helps or hurts the Marlins.

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#9 SoxScout

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 02:54 PM

Pedroia, Drew, Youkilis, Bay, Ortiz, Lowell, Ellsbury, Green, Kottaras

#10 Todd Benzinger

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 03:12 PM

Red Sox
1. Dustin Pedroia, 2B
2. J.D. Drew, RF
3. Kevin Youkilis, 1B
4. Jason Bay, LF
5. David Ortiz, DH
6. Mike Lowell, 3B
7. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF
8. Nick Green, SS
9. George Kottaras, C
-- Tim Wakefield, RHP

Marlins
1. Chris Coughlin, LF
2. Ross Gload, 1B
3. Hanley Ramirez, SS
4. Jorge Cantu, DH
5. Jeremy Hermida, RF
6. Dan Uggla, 2B
7. Cody Ross, CF
8. John Baker, C
9. Emilio Bonifacio, 3B
-- Chris Volstad, RHP

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#11 rembrat

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 03:13 PM

haha Ross Gload.

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#12 Foulkey Reese

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 03:20 PM

QUOTE (rembrat @ Jun 16 2009, 04:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

haha Ross Gload.

He's going to go 4/5 or something tonight now.

Asshole.

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 03:21 PM

Oh boy, a ho'nutha week of Smoltz/Penny/DiceK/Buchholz/Bard mulling

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#14 RedOctober3829

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 03:22 PM

Why wouldn't Florida DH Hanley? They can't get any worse at SS in the field than him, right? Right?

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#15 RingoOSU

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 03:25 PM

They could aquire Nick Green or Julio Lugo.

Anyway, they'd probably be better off with Hanley at SS than Alfredo Amezaga's .217/.267/.261 bat in the lineup.

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#16 Todd Benzinger

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 03:27 PM

QUOTE (RedOctober3829 @ Jun 16 2009, 03:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Why wouldn't Florida DH Hanley? They can't get any worse at SS in the field than him, right? Right?

I think his numbers in the advanced metrics have jumped up into the average realm lately (2008-9)... which of course would be an improvement for the Sox right now.

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 05:53 PM

If Wake sucks tonight, I want him banished.

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 05:59 PM

Back on track and kick ass, guys. These may not be your Yanks or Phillies, but teams like the Marlins (and/or relatively unknown pitchers), seem to creep up on you and lull you into laxity [?]. Wakes - time to lead another surge forward. Papi - this is your month, pour it on. Time to heat up now, Pedey . . . really.

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