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4/18, Beckett v. Eaton

#1 brs3

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 02:33 AM

Continue the ass whipping!

Adam Stern ain't coming back to help your stupid asses!

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#2 Laser Show

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 09:49 AM

WIN

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#3 bandito0

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 09:51 AM

Adam Eaton really sucks. It should be extended BP at the Fens today.

Win today.

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#4 gyro_baller

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 10:13 AM

I'll be there. I always bring good I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery!

GOGOGO!

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#5 DaughtersofDougMirabelli

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 10:18 AM

Just fucking win

Just went from six to midnight.

#6 sachilles

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 10:20 AM

I'm predicting this is the night Papi gets his swing back.

Edit....word filter got me.

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#7 mikeford

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 10:37 AM

Adam Eaton is the worst pitcher in Major League Baseball.

We better have this ass out of the game by the 3rd inning.

In response, Veeck threatened to request an official ruling on whether Yankees shortstop and reigning MVP Phil Rizzuto was a short ballplayer or a tall midget.

#8 SaladParmesan

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 11:12 AM

I once met Adam Eaton's parents at Spring Training, the year he was a rookie with San Diego. They were incredibly friendly and down to earth. Unfortunately, their son is absolutely helpless as a pitcher.

Sox on the laptop, Bruins on the TV.

Keep the streak alive.

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 11:25 AM

If we win one more, I believe they call that a winning streak!

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#10 tmorgan

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 12:48 PM

Going to my first game of the year and taking friends to their first game at Fenway.

Let's see the good Beckett, the typical Eaton, and a W.

#11 gyro_baller

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 02:35 PM

starting to cloud up here in boston. Hope the rain holds off. And to whoever edited my post: blow me

#12 mikeford

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 02:52 PM

Its a word filter, dogg.

In response, Veeck threatened to request an official ruling on whether Yankees shortstop and reigning MVP Phil Rizzuto was a short ballplayer or a tall midget.

#13 foulkehampshire

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 03:23 PM

Get it done, ACE.

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#14 mikeford

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 06:16 PM

Beckett looks dominant.

In response, Veeck threatened to request an official ruling on whether Yankees shortstop and reigning MVP Phil Rizzuto was a short ballplayer or a tall midget.

#15 foulkehampshire

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 06:16 PM

Nick Markakis can hit a curveball quite well. Amazing.

#16 mikeford

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 06:19 PM

You suck Ellsbury. You got retired by Adam Eaton.

In response, Veeck threatened to request an official ruling on whether Yankees shortstop and reigning MVP Phil Rizzuto was a short ballplayer or a tall midget.

#17 mikeford

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 06:20 PM

Oh cool. Adam Eaton is painting.

In response, Veeck threatened to request an official ruling on whether Yankees shortstop and reigning MVP Phil Rizzuto was a short ballplayer or a tall midget.

#18 mikeford

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 06:23 PM

Please stop this charade with David Ortiz still being on this team.

In response, Veeck threatened to request an official ruling on whether Yankees shortstop and reigning MVP Phil Rizzuto was a short ballplayer or a tall midget.