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#451 dylanmarsh

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Posted 05 May 2009 - 11:01 AM

Holy Fuck! Natstown is coming to Phoenix this weekend! I will be in attendance for all three games. Happy Mothr's Day, bitch!

#452 DaughtersofDougMirabelli

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Posted 05 May 2009 - 11:02 AM

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#453 Lose Remerswaal


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 11:02 AM

I know the first time I posted the "patients" sign you thought you were excited. But thanks to a PM I actually dug up the original article it was posted on (here: Washington Post) and this is what I read:



That's right, the sign that everyone here loves so much was photographed AFTER it was corrected!

NATSTOWN!

This *should* be on Uniwatchblog.com either later today or tomorrow.

#454 jcd0805

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Posted 05 May 2009 - 11:08 AM

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PERFECT!!!

#455 Wade Boggs Hair

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Posted 05 May 2009 - 11:09 AM

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Any chance that can be retrofitted to read "Natinals" on the front?

#456 DaughtersofDougMirabelli

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Posted 05 May 2009 - 11:11 AM

Any chance that can be retrofitted to read "Natinals" on the front?

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#457 phrenile


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 11:15 AM

Uh oh. The sponsorship link is not currently on the Nats page. I hope someone didn't grab it.


Alas....

MLB Baseball Information sponsor(s) this page.

We provide Washington D.C. event information including Nationals tickets at RFK Stadium, MCI Center hockey tickets, Wizards basketball home games, and Redskins game schedule. Tickets to Tennis events such as the Legg Mason tennis Claassic, NCAA football games and Boxing scheduled match-ups are also available. Horse Racing tickets to The Preakness event and tickets to comedy shows can be found at Coast To Coast Tickets.
Page Expires: 2009-12-01


Legg Mason tennis [sic] Claassic [sic]. Natstown!

#458 Smiling Joe Hesketh


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 11:17 AM

Alas....


Legg Mason tennis [sic] Claassic [sic]. Natstown!

That's just for the franchise history page. You can still sponsor individual years.

I sent them an email.

#459 hi neighbor

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Posted 05 May 2009 - 11:19 AM

This *should* be on Uniwatchblog.com either later today or tomorrow.



Afternoon game alert. 12:35 start. I have half a mind to take a Mental Health Day today from work. I'm going to tune in MLB audio while sitting in my backyard in Boston in the rain. Drink Schlitz and wear my Walgreens red cap, plaid shorts, black socks, and sneakers, cuz I'm Nuts for Nats.

Count me in. I need to donate to SOSH and Nats.

#460 Hyde Park Factor


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 11:23 AM

Evidently, we tipped our hand... :) (This reminds me of when ESPN figured out about FJM and had someone else type Morgan's chats for him so as to avoid being schooled by Ken Tremendous)

Now we can pursue the "Lastings Milledge as an All-Star" movement with even more fervor than we had before.

NATSTOWN!!!!! Where patients is a virtue.

#461 Orange Julia


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 12:26 PM

We should seriously consider the Sunday day game of the Nats vs Orioes because it will just KILL the O's to find even their away games over run with Red Sox people.

#462 NickEsasky


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 01:32 PM

Natinals just tied the game on back to back walks with the bases loaded by the NatAstros pen. It's like Bizarro day. Of course there is still time for the Nats bullpen to return the favor.

#463 URI


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 01:37 PM

You know how there is probably a team as inept as the Nats, but are crushingly boring so no one pays attention?

Meet Your Houston Astros!

#464 NickEsasky


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 01:45 PM

Astros pen continues to take a giant steaming dump on the mound in what can only be described as a Nationals-esque performance.

Nats e sent 12 men to the plate the last half inning scoring 6 runs on 2 hits. 2.

#465 E5 Yaz


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 01:46 PM

That Bizarro inning:

Nationals 6th

|1. C.Guzman singled to center.
|2. On wild pitch by Oswalt, C.Guzman to second.
|3. N.Johnson walked on a full count.
|4. Sampson pitching.
|5. R.Zimmerman singled to center, C.Guzman scored, N.Johnson to second.
|6. Dunn grounded out to first baseman Berkman unassisted, N.Johnson to third, R.Zimmerman to second.
|7. E.Dukes walked on four pitches.
|8. Willingham walked, N.Johnson scored, R.Zimmerman to third, E.Dukes to second.
|9. A.Hernandez walked on four pitches, R.Zimmerman scored, E.Dukes to third, Willingham to second.
|10. W.Harris pinch-hitting for Nieves.
|11. W.Harris struck out.
|12. J.Flores pinch-hitting for S.Rivera.
|13. J.Flores walked on a full count, E.Dukes scored, Willingham to third, A.Hernandez to second.
|14. Byrdak pitching.
|15. C.Guzman safe at first on fielding error by shortstop Tejada, Willingham scored, A.Hernandez to third, J.Flores to second.
|16. N.Johnson was hit by a pitch, A.Hernandez scored, J.Flores to third, C.Guzman to second.

#466 TheYellowDart5


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 02:05 PM

Natinals just tied the game on back to back walks with the bases loaded by the NatAstros pen. It's like Bizarro day. Of course there is still time for the Nats bullpen to return the favor.

And guess what, they already did.

8-8 now. Tying run scored on an error by Guzman.

#467 TomRicardo


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 02:06 PM

You know how there is probably a team as inept as the Nats, but are crushingly boring so no one pays attention?

Meet Your Houston Astros!


I am not sure... remember when the GM got into a fist fight with one of the Players?

ASTROCITY!

#468 NickEsasky


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 02:24 PM

Annnnnnnnd the Nats give up the lead on a lead off walk, hit, and wild pitch.

NATSTOWN!

#469 Sille Skrub

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Posted 05 May 2009 - 02:28 PM

Come from ahead loss developing!

#470 Smiling Joe Hesketh


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 02:29 PM

This team never disappoints. Not once.

Batshit had a bad day.

#471 luckysox


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 02:32 PM

I have been following this thread since day one and it, like the Natinals, never fails to amuse.

#472 luckysox


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 02:35 PM

"This will be a real bad loss for either team that loses this one today"
Brilliant.

#473 DLew On Roids


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 02:39 PM

Are you guys, gals, residents of NatsTown?

#474 Jneen


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 02:42 PM

Dr. Berry! Dr. Berry!

We have a new patient!

#475 luckysox


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 02:42 PM

I am lucky enough to live in their viewing area (Delaware) so I get to watch the circus whenever I can. There are a million different ways to waste time...but watching the Nats ain't one of them.

#476 NickEsasky


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 02:50 PM

Nats fail to protect another lead. Tie game.

#477 jcd0805

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Posted 05 May 2009 - 02:54 PM

This team never disappoints. Not once.

Batshit had a bad day.


He has had a couple in a row, could it be that at some point soon Julian will be too bad even for Natstown??? :)

#478 TheYellowDart5


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 02:54 PM

The unofficial closer tandem of Tavarez and Kip Wells in today's game:

2 IP, 3 H, 4 ER, 1 BB, 1 K

#479 E5 Yaz


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 02:57 PM

Drama unfolding ... maybe unraveling

#480 luckysox


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 02:59 PM

Dibble hoping for a wild pitch...

#481 locknload

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Posted 05 May 2009 - 03:02 PM

The unofficial closer tandem of Tavarez and Kip Wells in today's game:

2 IP, 3 H, 4 ER, 1 BB, 1 K


Well they are playing the mighty Astros.

#482 CarboCopy


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 03:08 PM

Going into extra innings. I hope this doesn't end soon; I really don't want to deal with all the extra traffic leaving the game on my way home. This could easily add another 10 seconds to my commute.

#483 phrenile


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 03:09 PM

Watching the Natinals and Astros take a game into extra innings is like watching herpes and syphilis battle for the right to pustulate Jeter's schlong.

#484 locknload

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Posted 05 May 2009 - 03:17 PM

They said the paid attendance here was 19k I would be floored if more then a few thousand are there.

#485 NickEsasky


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 03:22 PM

Nats catch a break after a hit and throwing error -which should have scored Pence. Go ahead run at 3rd in Hunter Pence. I am calling a wild pitch here.

Edited by NickEsasky, 05 May 2009 - 03:23 PM.


#486 atisha

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Posted 05 May 2009 - 03:25 PM

I was set on listening the Orioles - Rays game before the Sox one, but Natstown flu is very contagious. I'm in. Bottom of 11th about to start.

#487 86spike


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 03:25 PM

Hanrahandjob with a K

#488 Drocca


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 03:26 PM

So clutch!

#489 InsideTheParker


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 03:27 PM

Joel Hanrahan just pitched a scoreless 10th, or is Gameday just fooling with us?

#490 TheYellowDart5


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 03:27 PM

Absolutely pouring right now in NatsTown. There may be fewer than 100 people in the stands at this point.

#491 86spike


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 03:28 PM

The Orioles apparently have been inspired by their geographic proximity to NatsTown today.

WTF happened here?

Bot 1st: Tampa Bay
- C. Crawford stole second, C. Crawford to third on A. Jones' throwing error, C. Crawford scored on G. Zaun's throwing error

#492 TomRicardo


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 03:28 PM

Absolutely pouring right now in NatsTown. There may be fewer than 100 people in the stands at this point.


This is different than a normal Tuesday game how?

#493 NickEsasky


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 03:29 PM

There is really only one way for this game to end.

Inside the park home run for an Astros' player when Austin Kearns falls into a giant sink hole in left and is never seen again.

#494 TomRicardo


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 03:29 PM

The Orioles apparently have been inspired by their geographic proximity to NatsTown today.

WTF happened here?

Bot 1st: Tampa Bay
- C. Crawford stole second, C. Crawford to third on A. Jones' throwing error, C. Crawford scored on G. Zaun's throwing error


That makes no sense. It should to third on the Zaun error and home on the Jones error.

#495 RingoOSU


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 03:29 PM

This is different than a normal Tuesday game how?

The 100 people left think the Nats might win.

#496 TheYellowDart5


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 03:31 PM

Tarp out. NatsTown closed for business.

#497 InsideTheParker


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 03:31 PM

The Orioles apparently have been inspired by their geographic proximity to NatsTown today.

WTF happened here?

Bot 1st: Tampa Bay
- C. Crawford stole second, C. Crawford to third on A. Jones' throwing error, C. Crawford scored on G. Zaun's throwing error

I don't think you're giving enough credit to the Soxtown Captain Varitek as Zaunie's inspiration.

#498 NickEsasky


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 03:31 PM

Rain Delay. Will anyone be left in the stands when it resumes?

#499 Smiling Joe Hesketh


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 03:32 PM

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#500 Drocca


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Posted 05 May 2009 - 03:34 PM

Someone just walked by my desk.

Someone that has worked here for less than 2 weeks and I have said "Hi" and "Good evening" to.

With a weird ass grin he says, "Tarp's on the field at Nats"

A NATSTOWN man. Fine, fine hire.