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October 13, 2008 - Lester goes to work on Columbus Day


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#401 MikeGatorGreenwell

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:16 PM

Sigh

#402 Harry Agganis

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:16 PM

Tek is useless

#403 Ed Hillel


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

He fucking sucks.

#404 Mugsys Jock


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

Tek, get your ass thrown out of the game please

#405 onesoxyladee


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

Shut up you stupid fuck. Varitek has now cost us two runs.

How can you lay off that after seeing the strike zone behind the plate? Please DIE!

#406 Andrew


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

Tek likes to watch cookies.

#407 TheShynessClinic


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

Ah christ.

On to the 3rd I guess.

No use in holding out hope for Cora to do something.

#408 rembrat


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

Fuck Varitek and fuck the ump. Seriously. Horseshit.

#409 mt8thsw9th


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

You'll get 'em next time Captain!

#410 syoo8

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

Wow. Tek is good for absolutely nothing.

Come on, genius!!

#411 Shelterdog


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

Apparently Garza, he of the 6 Ks per 9 innings, is considered a "power pitcher," so we are blessed with Cora hitting 9th.


The 97 mph fastball might be why he's considered a power pitcher. I don't know about that for sure just a crazy guess.

#412 Sprowl


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

Fuck these announcers -- the umpire isn't getting an earful from both lineups, just from the Sox, because he's just screwing over the Sox.

#413 TheYellowDart5


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

So what's Varitek's WPA right now? Negative 10?

#414 ookami7m

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

fyi - cora for lowire is not a 'subtle' lineup change.

#415 CR67dream

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

Tek, unfuckingreal. It's beyond ridiculous.

#416 WayneHousieHOF


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

That was a strike, Teddy. And, as a result, also a squander because there is no f****** way Alex Cora does anything here.

#417 NomarRS05

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

Oh just fucking great.

#418 Wakefield's Heart

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

predictable.

#419 I am an Idiot


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

Alex Cora in for his ability to hit fastballs!

#420 Harry Hooper


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

Apparently Garza, he of the 6 Ks per 9 innings, is considered a "power pitcher," so we are blessed with Cora hitting 9th.


No, I meant as a PH for Tek.

#421 sachmoney


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

Dear Varitek,

If you don't want to be PH for, don't suck. Swing the Fucking bat!

Sincerely,
SoSH

PS: Send Heidi our regards!

#422 RoyHobbs

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

I HATE FUCKING SQUANDERS.

#423 Andrew


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

Fuck this piece of shit team.

#424 sodenj5

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

Why is the bottom of the order an abyss?

#425 Savin Hillbilly


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

A particularly loathsome squander.

#426 mt8thsw9th


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

Why is Varitek batting in front of Cora?

#427 Harry Agganis

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

That one was on tito.

#428 Pandemonium67

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:17 PM

"Cora in for his ability to hit fastballs."

WHAT THE FUCK?

God the bottom of the order sucks.

#429 MikeGatorGreenwell

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:18 PM

Fucking inexcusable ..

#430 Joe Shlabotnick

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:18 PM

Lovely.

#431 ragecage

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:18 PM

god, fuck you Tek

#432 SoxScout


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:18 PM

What a TEAM!!!

#433 TheShynessClinic


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:18 PM

Yup. Go fuck yourself Tek. So long, it was nice knowing you. Thanks for 03/04.

#434 Ed Hillel


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:18 PM

Thank God Cora's playing so that Tek can hit 8th and so that Alex Cora can be in the lineup.

#435 TheYellowDart5


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:18 PM

Absolutely awesome.

It didn't even take three innings for Cora for Lowrie to fuck this game up. Thanks, Tito!

#436 NWsoxophile

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:18 PM

That squander was as predictable as anything could be.

#437 WayneHousieHOF


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:18 PM

That squander may come back to haunt this team today.

#438 Captaincoop

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:18 PM

This lineup is brutal to watch.

#439 Jack Sox

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:18 PM

This is fucking painful

#440 scotian1

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:18 PM

What a waste! There are too many holes in this lineup.

#441 dylanmarsh

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:18 PM

Black hole of our line-up.

#442 Savin Hillbilly


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:18 PM

Why is Varitek batting in front of Cora?

Fixed.

#443 pdaj

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:19 PM

I'm looking forward to a Varitek-less 2009.

#444 ngruz25


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:19 PM

I don't know what the rest of you think, but I think Jason Varitek fucking sucks!

#445 cwright

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:19 PM

Why is Varitek batting?


fixed

#446 NomarRS05

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:19 PM

Why is the bottom of the order an abyss?


This has been the case all season long.

#447 Sprowl


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:19 PM

The 97 mph fastball might be why he's considered a power pitcher. I don't know about that for sure just a crazy guess.

Yes, Garza throws 80% fastballs, just as I said in my post on him this morning, but he pitches to contact -- except on those cases where the batters don't swing, and the umpire calls balls off the plates strikes.

Can anybody show that Lowrie can't hit fastballs? It's not that hard to show that Cora can't hit anything.

#448 mt8thsw9th


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:20 PM

To spice things up, this should be Varitek's new theme music.

http://www.cornfieldmaze.com/

#449 Smiling Joe Hesketh


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:20 PM

This game is going to be supremely aggravating.

I hope the Sox dont even offer Tek any type of contract at all. I also hope he goes swimming in Mariano Rivera's pool.

#450 RoyHobbs

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 04:20 PM

"THEY SHOULDA RE-SIGNED MANNY" /drunk neanderthal fan