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[E5 Yaz]

foulkey reese can sleep with my sister any night

Doesn't exactly make him part of a select group

[TheYaz67]

I wonder what happened in the NYYFans game thread after that debacle

Yeah, after three 1-2-3 innings to start, I'm sure the fourth caused near spontaneous combustion....

[JulE6]

Doesn't exactly make him part of a select group

[Drew7]

fuckers.

[Ed Hillel]

Can we please see pics before this topic goes any further?

[Foulkey Reese]

So weak

[InsideTheParker]

Foulkey, just got to the game thread and was astonished to see your prediction, not because it was right, but because you used to be a Gloomy Gus sort of fellow who always predicted that the Yankees would crush the opponents, and thus your heart.

So what I wanna know it, are you doing Transcendental Meditation or did you finally realize these aren't Your Father's Yankees?

[SemperFidelisSox]

There is some bad baseball being played in this series.

[Foulkey Reese]

Foulkey, just got to the game thread and was astonished to see your prediction, not because it was right, but because you used to be a Gloomy Gus sort of fellow who always predicted that the Yankees would crush the opponents, and thus your heart.

So what I wanna know it, are you doing Transcendental Meditation or did you finally realize these aren't Your Father's Yankees?

A little of both I think

OMG JONAS BROTHERS

[E5 Yaz]

Yeah, after three 1-2-3 innings to start, I'm sure the fourth caused near spontaneous combustion....

Or, maybe, the meds are working:

In Alex's defense, his 4th inning strikeout wasn't exactly his fault. Greinke was trying to PREVENT him from getting a hit. I mean, come on, how was that fair?

[Foulkey Reese]

The power of Yankee pride

[rembrat]

Pudge still sucks in pinstripes.

[Ed Hillel]

Cano's OPS remains under .700. Yikes.

[Foulkey Reese]

Teahen is one of the worst players in baseball

He does EVERYTHING wrong

[Drew7]

teahan you cocksucker. i hate bunting but that wouldve been a good spot for it. build the pressure you know?

[SemperFidelisSox]

That's some Little League shit right there.

[Drew7]

i have the broadcast on mute, but judging by how many times they are showing girardi, kay must be in rare form.

[Ed Hillel]

Come on, Kraut.

[SemperFidelisSox]

Contract them if they don't score here.

[Ed Hillel]

I'll take that.

[Drew7]

after that left the bat i thought it was gonna get down for sure, especially with abreu's fear of the wall (although he has been better with that as of late)
more please

[InsideTheParker]

Teahen is one of the worst players in baseball

He does EVERYTHING wrong

Didn't he make a fabulous catch an inning or so ago, or I am mixed up?

[E5 Yaz]

Didn't he make a fabulous catch an inning or so ago, or I am mixed up?

Which one of those questions do you want answered?

[Foulkey Reese]

YES commercial:

"...as the Yankees continue to heat up the summer...."

[Foulkey Reese]

Didn't he make a fabulous catch an inning or so ago, or I am mixed up?

He did make a good catch, but he's an awful outfielder and has an OPS of .707 hitting in the #3 hole.

[Drew7]

they should walk abreu and pitch to A-Rod.

[InsideTheParker]

Which one of those questions do you want answered?

You perhaps are not familiar with the Southern Belle method of applying a correction.

[Ed Hillel]

You perhaps are not familiar with the Southern Belle method of applying a correction.

Yaz, pull down your pants and ask again.

[Max Power]

I'm starting to regret sitting Greinke on my fantasy team today.

Definitely regretting it now. It's still hard to get used to how much the Yankees suck these days.

[Drew7]

thats some NICE hittin'

[Ed Hillel]

Niiiice

[Foulkey Reese]

Royals won't score here, worry not.

[rembrat]

And here comes Damaso Marte. Yippie.

[E5 Yaz]

Yaz, pull down your pants and ask again.

Pants?

[JulE6]

teahan will find a way to turn this into a DP

[KenTremendous]

The Royals are the only team that still hacks away like it's 1980. More first-pitch swings late in the game than any team I've ever seen.

[Drew7]

Royals won't score here, worry not.

what happened to yr positivity?

2nd & 3rd no outs?

[Foulkey Reese]

what happened to yr positivity?

2nd & 3rd no outs?

I just make predictions using science, nothing more.

[tims4wins]

I just make predictions using science, nothing more.

Cubic transformation, correct?

[Drew7]

I just make predictions using science, nothing more.

shit i thought there were no outs

[Ed Hillel]

shit i thought there were no outs

Well, there WERE...

[rembrat]

The Royals are the only team that still hacks away like it's 1980. More first-pitch swings late in the game than any team I've ever seen.

You have to wonder if maybe the organization enforces this style of hitting...

[Foulkey Reese]

Cubic transformation, correct?

Triangular transformation.

[Ed Hillel]

You have to wonder if maybe the organization enforces this style of hitting...

That assumes that their organization enforces hitting.

[Foulkey Reese]

Holy shit where was that pitch?

[JulE6]

you down with OBP?

[rembrat]

Marte just got ass rammed, like, no ky or anything. Ouch.

[E5 Yaz]

They've got the right guy up at the right time

[Ed Hillel]

Marte and his 11 ERA has been a real asset to the Yankees so far.

[Drew7]

Triangular transformation.

yr scientific prediction is looking better and better.
i do hope yr wrong though.