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CLOSED! Opening Day Game Thread Starter for the 2008 Patriots Regular Season: Congrats CWiggum!


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#1 Rick Burlesons Yam Bag


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Posted 27 July 2008 - 12:31 PM

Yes, indeed.

This is a battle of good versus evil. My evil, your mildly less than evil.

This is for the right to be the opening day thread starter for the 2008 Patriots* Season. September 7th, versus the Kansas City Chiefs.

You will have all the rights of a thread starter. This is the only game thread, if they win you start the following week, etc. etc.


If I win I do promise that I will make Gregg Easterbrook seem like Greg Janian.


Actual retail price: Whatever

My opening bid:



You know it's coming.........




......Wait for it.........


........any.........second.......




.......now..........



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$92

Just when you think you have all the answers, I CHANGE THE QUESTIONS!!!!!


This auction will close on August 9th at 11:30 am.



*For those of you who are unaware, there is an NFL (American Football) team that plays in the Boston area. They are known as "The Patriots" and they play in a town called "Foxborough." They play in a real staium with real uniforms, the whole deal. In fact, you know those football jerseys you own with that guy "Brady"'s name on the back? That is TOM Brady, who plays Quarterback for the Patriots! And all this time you thought it was a member of the Bunch! You're welcome.

edit: who the hell gave you THAT auction date and time?? edited to change auction date and time.

Edited by Candy LaChance, 09 August 2008 - 10:32 AM.


#2 Rick Burlesons Yam Bag


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Posted 27 July 2008 - 08:53 PM

Anyone else noticed how "Belooochark" rhymes with "convicted felon?"

#3 kenneycb


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Posted 28 July 2008 - 05:39 AM

Anyone else noticed how "Belooochark" rhymes with "convicted felon?"

Funny an Eagles fan associating coaches and felons...

Edited by kenneycb, 28 July 2008 - 05:40 AM.


#4 Rick Burlesons Yam Bag


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Posted 28 July 2008 - 09:47 PM

Funny an Eagles fan associating coaches and felons...


Have you bid on.......like......anything?

Go talk smack in the "pack of Ramen noodles" thread until you can whore out your mom for $97 so that you can speak here. Until then, less talk, more begging.

#5 kenneycb


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Posted 28 July 2008 - 10:47 PM

Have you bid on.......like......anything?

Go talk smack in the "pack of Ramen noodles" thread until you can whore out your mom for $97 so that you can speak here. Until then, less talk, more begging.

Seriously now I'm just trying to have a little fun. And yes I probably belong in the Ramen thread because I make an hourly wage that doesn't allow me to spend money freely and I need to save for other endeavors. I've donated money to the cause but everything is above my head so I haven't bid on anything. I guess I can't make a funny unless I have money. I will now retreat to the depths of my cave never to be seen again until I one day cash in on something.

#6 DaveRoberts'Shoes


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Posted 28 July 2008 - 10:53 PM

You know what? FUCK ramen noodles. I hear ramen noodles make Donovan McNabb sick. At any rate, I didn't go to offshore medical school for 7 years just to let Eagles fans run roughshod over everyone. Combine that with the fact that I'll be at this game... I can't let this challenge go unanswered.

$150.

#7 Rick Burlesons Yam Bag


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Posted 29 July 2008 - 08:14 PM

Seriously now I'm just trying to have a little fun. And yes I probably belong in the Ramen thread because I make an hourly wage that doesn't allow me to spend money freely and I need to save for other endeavors. I've donated money to the cause but everything is above my head so I haven't bid on anything. I guess I can't make a funny unless I have money. I will now retreat to the depths of my cave never to be seen again until I one day cash in on something.


Oh stop, now you are making me feel bad. You seem like a decent guy and have been a pretty good poster. We're just trying to get bidding going here yo.

Now, I am not saying that you SHOULDN'T whore out your mom, but still. It's not a requirement per se.

#8 Mark Schofield


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Posted 29 July 2008 - 10:49 PM

$175

#9 Rick Burlesons Yam Bag


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Posted 30 July 2008 - 08:04 PM

You know what? FUCK ramen noodles. I hear ramen noodles make Donovan McNabb sick. At any rate, I didn't go to offshore medical school for 7 years just to let Eagles fans run roughshod over everyone.


For the record, this was funny. VERY well played.

Still, in the interest of being an asshole:


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$217

#10 Trautwein's Degree


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Posted 30 July 2008 - 08:17 PM

Still, in the interest of being an asshole:
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$217


Where's Asante Samuel in that picture?

Before you post about the cost of talk in this thread, I'm rooting for you to start every gamethread this season.

#11 Rick Burlesons Yam Bag


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Posted 30 July 2008 - 10:07 PM

Where's Asante Samuel in that picture?

Before you post about the cost of talk in this thread, I'm rooting for you to start every gamethread this season.



Have you bid on anything at all? You are a freaking lawyer jackass.

#12 Tokyo Sox


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Posted 30 July 2008 - 10:10 PM

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Three...hundred of your American dollars.

#13 Rick Burlesons Yam Bag


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Posted 31 July 2008 - 10:52 PM

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Three...hundred of your American dollars.


Well played.

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$310

And I do assure you, the Belichick sex tape will be shown live on SoSH when I win this auction.

#14 Joe Sixpack

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Posted 31 July 2008 - 11:03 PM

Well played.

$310

And I do assure you, the Belichick sex tape will be shown live on SoSH when I win this auction.


Don't worry, you're in good company. BU1995 couldn't figure out how auction increments worked either.

$25 bidding increments for items auctioning between $201 - $500


Edited by gutzalpus2, 31 July 2008 - 11:03 PM.


#15 Nuf Ced


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Posted 01 August 2008 - 07:08 AM

I think we should grant Yammer poetic license on this one.

#16 Rick Burlesons Yam Bag


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Posted 01 August 2008 - 07:49 AM

Sheesh.

Three hundred and

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$337

#17 CWiggum

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 07:16 AM

Can't let this happen.

$350

#18 LoweTek

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 08:32 AM

Can't let this happen.

$350

$350-$337=$13. Minimum bid increment is $25.

#19 CWiggum

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 09:21 AM

They said there would be no math.

$375

#20 Myt1


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Posted 05 August 2008 - 12:43 PM

And I do assure you, the Belichick sex tape will be shown live on SoSH when I win this auction.


How exactly does one show a "tape" "live"?

#21 TomRicardo


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Posted 05 August 2008 - 01:26 PM

How exactly does one show a "tape" "live"?


Reenactment starring Andy Reid and a hoagie.

#22 Candy LaChance


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Posted 09 August 2008 - 09:21 AM

C W WIGGIM $375. Who next?

#23 Candy LaChance


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Posted 09 August 2008 - 10:31 AM

CLOSED! Congratulations, CWiggum! Winning bid $375. Pay Here! After payment has been received, RBYB will contact you with the details of how to stake your claim.

#24 Trautwein's Degree


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Posted 09 August 2008 - 10:58 AM

Great! He'll be starting threads through February cause this time they'll be no David Tyree.

#25 CWiggum

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 02:39 PM

I am not what you would call technically savy, but I believe payment has been made. Please let me know if I screwed something up.

Go Pats!

#26 LoweTek

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Posted 09 August 2008 - 03:03 PM

I am not what you would call technically savy, but I believe payment has been made. Please let me know if I screwed something up.

Go Pats!

You did not. Thank you.