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[mabrowndog]

$2,600

That bid would be far more effective (and a whole lot funnier) if accompanied by these photos:

[Nuf Ced]

Or this one.

[TomRicardo]

$2,400 and.....of course....


$2,499. When you're going into battle, bring Jerome.

Is this going to be the dream date? If so I need to go get a new Eagles Jersey. I only have an old 81.

[Dogman2]

I'm logging off now so that I can go and bang your mom.
Bill Boolachark is not clear as to why you pussies are afraid to bid:


Tom understands though. He understands that maybe this kind of bidding hurts your feelings. That maybe it makes you feel bad. Tom wants you to hug a goat. Tom wants you to oil your pecs and wear tight shorts:


Tell your mom I'll be over in 5.

About time. Brady>>>>>McPuke.

$2650

[LoweTek]

This is obviously going to be a very high number in the end. Let's take this to minimum $100 increments going forward please.

[CaptainLaddie]

Why are you changing the rules of this as it goes along? I'm not going to bid on this, but shouldn't the market just set itself?

[Danistheantichrist]

Why are you changing the rules of this as it goes along? I'm not going to bid on this, but shouldn't the market just set itself?

He's not changing anything. The July 1 post from Candy states:

The bidding for all auctions will be done in graduated increments:
$10 bidding increments for items auctioning between $0 - $200
$25 bidding increments for items auctioning between $201 - $500
$50 bidding increments for items auctioning over $501+
$100 bidding increments for items auctioning over $1000
This is being done to avoid insignificant last minute bids to win an auction.

[Drocca]

He's not changing anything. The July 1 post from Candy states:

The bidding for all auctions will be done in graduated increments:
$10 bidding increments for items auctioning between $0 - $200
$25 bidding increments for items auctioning between $201 - $500
$50 bidding increments for items auctioning over $501+
$100 bidding increments for items auctioning over $1000
This is being done to avoid insignificant last minute bids to win an auction.

Hey champ -

This post has been edited by Candy LaChance: Today, 11:41 AM

[Zomp]

I think thats always been there though.

[Kremlin Watcher]

$2,750

[absintheofmalaise]

Why are you changing the rules of this as it goes along? I'm not going to bid on this, but shouldn't the market just set itself?

Perhaps CapitalistLaddie would be a better name for you.

[Drocca]

I think thats always been there though.

I was trying to have an "A HA" moment. I never get those.

BTW, I'm in no way, shape, or form going to be able to win this but I think those like me should be allowed to root.

With the first pick, I select THE KREMLIN!

[CaptainLaddie]

Perhaps CapitalistLaddie would be a better name for you.

This is kind of funny.

[absintheofmalaise]

This is kind of funny.

Not really. But semi-thanks anyway.

[The Four Peters]

I was trying to have an "A HA" moment. I never get those.

BTW, I'm in no way, shape, or form going to be able to win this but I think those like me should be allowed to root.

With the first pick, I select THE KREMLIN!

"Take On Me"

New bidding increment added:

$100 for auctions $1000+

Revel in it, Drocca. You now have one.

[Rick Burlesons Yam Bag]

That bid would be far more effective (and a whole lot funnier) if accompanied by these photos:

There's an expression that "Talk is cheap" and for the most part, this is an accurate statement.

However, in this particular thread, talk is expensive. Literally. And the current price of speech is $2,850.

So it's more with the checkbook, less with the google.

[Rick Burlesons Yam Bag]

I was trying to have an "A HA" moment. I never get those.

BTW, I'm in no way, shape, or form going to be able to win this but I think those like me should be allowed to root.

With the first pick, I select THE KREMLIN!

First you get in my face in Baltimore and now this? Hey, why don't you just come to my house and literally shove the knife in my back.

[Rick Burlesons Yam Bag]

$2,900 and

$2,999

[Trautwein's Degree]

$2,999

Wow! I guess you really aren't a sanitation worker. Kudos, good cause, ALS is about the worst thing I can think of.

Edit: Do you live in Darien?

Edited by Trautwein's Degree, 17 July 2008 - 07:46 PM.

[Rick Burlesons Yam Bag]

Wow! I guess you really aren't a sanitation worker. Kudos, good cause, ALS is about the worst thing I can think of.

Cancer, catching fire, having a child die, getting hit by a truck, being imprisoned in a 3rd world country for life, shattering your spine and sitting next to URI for 9 innings all say "Hi."


Of course, I also believe that ALS is a horrible condition and putting money towards a cure is a huge priority. I just don't go all homo about it.

Edited by Rick Burlesons Yam Bag, 17 July 2008 - 08:15 PM.

[Rick Burlesons Yam Bag]

Wow! I guess you really aren't a sanitation worker. Kudos, good cause, ALS is about the worst thing I can think of.

Edit: Do you live in Darien?

You're cracking a lot of funnies for a guy whose wallet is still in his pocket.

Price of speech is currently set at $3,099 there Gallagher.

Edited by Rick Burlesons Yam Bag, 17 July 2008 - 07:47 PM.

[Rick Burlesons Yam Bag]

And so ends another night here in the Clubhouse Tour thread. Your mom has been jamming up my cellphone (literally and figuratively....she is a dirty, dirty girl) and I have obligations.

The failure of you bandwagon loving pou-sses has either aggregiously embarrassed Bill Bellachuck or given him a fucker of a hangover




Tedy HAPPY!!!! Tedy marry girl!!!! HOCKEY HELMET!!!!!

Edited by Rick Burlesons Yam Bag, 17 July 2008 - 09:46 PM.

[Kremlin Watcher]

$3,199

[TheoShmeo]

Teaming up is within the rules.

If anyone is interested in sharing this baby, please send me a PM.

I'm thinking an even 50-50 split, given the fond memories that number brings back.

Edited by TheoShmeo, 18 July 2008 - 07:11 AM.

[Dogman2]

Cancer, catching fire, having a child die, getting hit by a truck, being imprisoned in a 3rd world country for life, shattering your spine and sitting next to URI for 9 innings all say "Hi."
Of course, I also believe that ALS is a horrible condition and putting money towards a cure is a huge priority. I just don't go all homo about it.

Posting pics of your bund-buddy says differently.

$3299.

[Kremlin Watcher]

$3,399

[tmurph13]

I'm in from Ireland that week for a vacation with my wife and two foster kids. Since the dollar is now a third world currency I can rise to...$4800.00 (That's €3000).

[LoweTek]

I'm in from Ireland that week for a vacation with my wife and two foster kids. Since the dollar is now a third world currency I can rise to...$4800.00 (That's €3000).

This bid is validated. Thank you Mr. TMurph and welcome. Sorry about the quick rebuke. Just trying to keep it on the up and up and protect all bidders. I hope you can appreciate... Thanks again.

Edited by LoweTek, 18 July 2008 - 05:07 PM.

[cleanfloor]

I'm in from Ireland that week for a vacation with my wife and two foster kids. Since the dollar is now a third world currency I can rise to...$4800.00 (That's €3000).

Just FYI, as a sandboxer you need to put up $5 as a show of good faith so you can bid in these auctions. See the instructions in the sticky posts

[Candy LaChance]

Here is the information on how to register for bidding:

Non-members are also welcome to bid on auction items, but must register with a $5.00 donation to Curt's Pitch; this is to ensure we have current contact information. To do this, go to the Donation site and click on the DONATE link under the SoSH logo or in the box on the top left of the page. This donation is tax-deductible.

Come on in! The bidding is fine!

[Sille Skrub]

Hell, I'll pay the $5 to get the bid. Nice one.

[tmurph13]

Just put the fiver in through PayPal. So $4800 is my bid.

[Sille Skrub]

Nice work. Thanks, and welcome.

[Frisbetarian]

Awesome, Murph, well played.

You do realize the tour is for men only though, right?

If you win and are looking for someone to take, I'm sure you'll find no shortage of volunteers here.

[LoweTek]

I have updated my all too quick rebuke. Apologies TMurph and welcome.

[Rick Burlesons Yam Bag]

Teaming up is within the rules.

If anyone is interested in sharing this baby, please send me a PM.

I'm thinking an even 50-50 split, given the fond memories that number brings back.

Hey clownshoes, it's a real simple concept. You want to talk, you pay. No money = no talk. Real freaking simple.

It's no wonder your kids cry after a little taunting. They have a daddy who can't afford to talk back to the big kids.

Wanna shut me up? The cost of rebuke is currently $4,900.

[Rick Burlesons Yam Bag]

Just put the fiver in through PayPal. So $4800 is my bid.

NICE!!!!!! If no one else does it, this guy should be recommended for a membership like.....about an hour ago.

[Frisbetarian]

NICE!!!!!! If no one else does it, this guy should be recommended for a membership like.....about an hour ago.

He is definitely invited to the softball bash, we can always use more Irish.

Murph, PM me for details.

[Kremlin Watcher]

$5,000

[Sille Skrub]

This is amazing. Great stuff, guys.

[Dogman2]

NICE!!!!!! If no one else does it, this guy should be recommended for a membership like.....about an hour ago.

I ain't getting any smack talk back from Yammer, tell me why to keep bidding?

[Yaz4Ever]

Wow! I saw this as going at $2,500-3,000. Well done, everyone. For what you're paying, your seats really should be next to Shonda's during the game.

[Rick Burlesons Yam Bag]

I ain't getting any smack talk back from Yammer, tell me why to keep bidding?

I can't figure out how a guy who lives in the middle of nowhere in Montana, works at a 7-11 and feeds 457 dogs every day can afford this. Do you think you are bidding in pesos?

[Oil Can Dan]

Theo, shot you a PM yesterday. I'm interested in teaming up, so let me know if you're still interested. Same goes to anyone else...

[TheoShmeo]

Hey clownshoes, it's a real simple concept. You want to talk, you pay. No money = no talk. Real freaking simple.

It's no wonder your kids cry after a little taunting. They have a daddy who can't afford to talk back to the big kids.

Wanna shut me up? The cost of rebuke is currently $4,900.

Hey blowhard, I'll talk when I want to talk. That's simple, too.

At least my kids were at the game rather than sitting home with their thumbs up their asses.

And the kids did have a very good time in Jacksonville. Just like you, right?



I'll be back.

[Rick Burlesons Yam Bag]

The best part of this is that you think that this was a comeback that "got me."

Your kids started crying in front of taunting.

My kid has been:

1) Thrown out of a ballpark
2) Taunted by Yankee fans every single day he goes to school or on the bus.
3) On the losing end of many crushing games for both the Sox and the Eagles
4) Follows both teams immensely closely

and has never cried. Not once. As one of the parents at the pool mentioned yesterday with reference to Sox-Yankees stuff, "Your kid can give it back pretty good, huh?"

Yep, you hopped on the bandwagon for a team that won a few games.

My son isn't a pussy.

Sleep well there Corporate Seat guy.

Oh, and while in general yes, you can talk back for free, in the Auction Threads you can't. We're all excited about the bid you will be making funded by your girlfriend in Niagara Falls, but right now you're just a guy who talks a lot but prefers to have the ticket paid for by the firm.

[TheoShmeo]

The best part of this is that you think that this was a comeback that "got me."

Your kids started crying in front of taunting.

My kid has been:

1) Thrown out of a ballpark
2) Taunted by Yankee fans every single day he goes to school or on the bus.
3) On the losing end of many crushing games for both the Sox and the Eagles
4) Follows both teams immensely closely

and has never cried. Not once. As one of the parents at the pool mentioned yesterday with reference to Sox-Yankees stuff, "Your kid can give it back pretty good, huh?"

Yep, you hopped on the bandwagon for a team that won a few games.

My son isn't a pussy.

Sleep well there Corporate Seat guy.

Oh, and while in general yes, you can talk back for free, in the Auction Threads you can't. We're all excited about the bid you will be making funded by your girlfriend in Niagara Falls, but right now you're just a guy who talks a lot but prefers to have the ticket paid for by the firm.

Typical Mr. Know it All Nonsense from you.

One, I was having fun, not thinking "I got you." Who the hell cares about "getting someone" on SoSH?

Two, I've been a die hard Pats fan since about 1972. If that's the bandwagon then I'm guilty.

Three, my EMC seats are my own. I got the chance to buy them as a result of befriending some members of the Sox FO after the Grady Boner Game. True, I share half with a friend, expense some of my half by taking clients or giving them to clients, and sell others, but that hardly makes me what you called me. It wasn't long ago that I was standing in the bleachers watching Papi's bomb go over Sheff's head in game 4, and I'm just as happy in those seats as my awesome EMC seats.

Four, I see you've latched onto the fact that my youngest two kids cried at SB 42 when a drunk Giants fan teased them at the end of an emotionally draining game. I could give a shit if that's a sign of weakness for you. I have five extremely well adjusted kids and the fact that the two youngest cried under those circumstances tells me only that they're incredibly passionate about the Pats and were vulnerable to a bully...someone just like you, Yammer.

[Candy LaChance]

OK, big talkers. Last bid was $5000 by Kremlin Watcher.

[Rick Burlesons Yam Bag]

OK, big talkers. Last bid was $5000 by Kremlin Watcher.

Exactly.

[Candy LaChance]

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