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#1 Deathofthebambino


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Posted 06 July 2008 - 05:30 PM

Ok bitches. I know all of you want some lessons on how to play the game, and I'm just the patient man to provide them to you. Well, sort of.

Here's the deal. The winning bidder will get to bring 2 friends and play with me (as the fourth) at a public or potentially private course, of their choosing on a date/time to be determined as soon as reasonably possible following the auction. The only caveat is that it has to be within reasonable proximity to Boston. I'd probably be willing to go as far as 75 miles from the City in any direction. Greens fees have to be "limited" to $150 per person, which rules out very few courses. I would suggest a course like Red Tail CC in Devens, Pine Hills in Plymouth, etc. but obviously, whatever works for everyone. If the bidding goes high enough, other courses and distances may come into play though. :lol:

So, to break it down, I will pay the cost for the foursome, including greens fees, carts, bucket of balls if range isn't included. I will also buy the meal (lunch/dinner depending on what time we play) and will pay for drinks and the like, within reason. I'm not the greatest golfer in the world (i'm a 10 handicap), but I understand the game and most importantly, I know how to have and give people a good time out there.

If the winning bidder and his/her friends are terrible golfers, ie. couldn't break a 110 and generally doesn't understand the game, I'll need to know as some of these courses shouldn't be played by high handicappers, so that has to be taken into account, but general suckitude is not something I discriminate against. I play with a lot of bad golfers, and all I ever say is "If you're gonna suck, just do so with a sense of urgency."

Estimated retail value: $500+

Minimum bid: $100.00

Donated by: Deathofthebambino

If item is to be shipped to winner, well, that would be weird.

Edited by LoweTek, 10 August 2008 - 06:28 PM.


#2 Mr Weebles


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Posted 08 July 2008 - 02:27 PM

I don't golf.

Can I just show up and punch you in the bag a couple dozen times?

#3 mabrowndog


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Posted 08 July 2008 - 02:28 PM

I don't golf.

Can I just show up and punch you in the bag a couple dozen times?

You can do that for free at the bash.

#4 Deathofthebambino


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Posted 08 July 2008 - 02:59 PM

I don't golf.

Can I just show up and punch you in the bag a couple dozen times?


Sure, but you better go real high with the bid for that type of, umm, privilege.

#5 Sille Skrub

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Posted 09 July 2008 - 11:02 AM

Awesome prize, Greggy!

SoSHers rock. Plain and simple.

#6 NickEsasky


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Posted 10 July 2008 - 01:28 PM

Reading is FUNdamental

Edited by NickEsasky, 10 July 2008 - 01:30 PM.


#7 Zomp


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Posted 10 July 2008 - 01:31 PM

I was going to bid, when the title said BIDDING.

#8 TomRicardo


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Posted 10 July 2008 - 02:18 PM

Awesome prize, Greggy!

SoSHers rock. Plain and simple.


Christ Sille you are like a preschool teacher.

Edited by TomRicardo, 10 July 2008 - 02:18 PM.


#9 The Four Peters


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Posted 10 July 2008 - 02:44 PM

I was going to bid, when the title said BIDDING.

Waiting for the appropriate time to bid is overrated.

#10 Drocca


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Posted 10 July 2008 - 02:45 PM

Waiting for the appropriate time to bid is overrated.


I propose anarchy.

$whatever the starting bid is.

Edited by Drocca, 10 July 2008 - 02:45 PM.


#11 RingoOSU


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Posted 10 July 2008 - 02:57 PM

I thought "Death" was the nickname for DeathtoLugo.

#12 Deathofthebambino


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Posted 10 July 2008 - 05:52 PM

I thought "Death" was the nickname for DeathtoLugo.


Oh no you didn't.

#13 Sille Skrub

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Posted 10 July 2008 - 05:54 PM

Christ Sille you are like a preschool teacher.

Nice auction, Tom.

Stellar, even.

#14 DannyHeep


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Posted 10 July 2008 - 10:06 PM

I hope I win this, just so I drive death crazy while I hunt for many balls in the woods play with a 40 handicap and I remind him of his tax bracket.

#15 Deathofthebambino


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Posted 11 July 2008 - 07:16 PM

Got word that we are going to open this up a bit early, so have at it, you hackers.

#16 DannyHeep


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Posted 11 July 2008 - 07:44 PM

$125 which will be about the round I will shoot.

I put the number of Greg's profanities at 75 when he sees me play.

#17 Sille Skrub

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Posted 11 July 2008 - 07:45 PM

$175

#18 DannyHeep


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Posted 11 July 2008 - 07:50 PM

$200. Do you even golf?

#19 Sille Skrub

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Posted 11 July 2008 - 07:51 PM

$225

No.

#20 DannyHeep


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Posted 11 July 2008 - 07:53 PM

$225

No.



$250

So you are just going to "Weebs" Greg?

#21 Sille Skrub

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Posted 11 July 2008 - 07:54 PM

I've always wanted to learn. I've been bugging Zomp to take me, but he keeps ignoring my IMs/texts.

$275

#22 DannyHeep


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Posted 11 July 2008 - 07:56 PM

Well you are going to have to pay to play.

$300

#23 Sille Skrub

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Posted 11 July 2008 - 07:57 PM

Dude, you don't even live here.

$325

#24 DannyHeep


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Posted 11 July 2008 - 07:58 PM

I'll be up for a week in August. I'll grab you a matchbook from the course. I'll even sign it.

$350

#25 Deathofthebambino


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Posted 11 July 2008 - 08:00 PM

$125 which will be about the round I will shoot.

I put the number of Greg's profanities at 75 when he sees me play.


75?

Are you planning on leaving after the third hole or something? I can get 75 oyt of my mouth by the time we reach the second tee box, and that's if I'm playing well.

#26 DannyHeep


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Posted 11 July 2008 - 08:25 PM

75?

Are you planning on leaving after the third hole or something? I can get 75 oyt of my mouth by the time we reach the second tee box, and that's if I'm playing well.


75 refers to the number of unique profanities. I'll be taking notes.

#27 WayBackVazquez


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Posted 12 July 2008 - 02:46 PM

$500

#28 Tony the Pony


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Posted 15 July 2008 - 06:56 PM

This sounds too good to be true. Have BU1995 and Fris round out the 4some. Awesome!

#29 Mr Weebles


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Posted 01 August 2008 - 10:52 AM

This would be awesome if it was really "Golfing with Death" and you wore a black robe and carried a sickle.

#30 LoweTek

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 05:09 PM

Bumping...

#31 LoweTek

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 05:17 PM

Order

#32 LoweTek

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 05:34 PM

Next to close...

#33 LoweTek

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 06:02 PM

Closed. Winning bid $500. Thanks WayBackVazquez. Please Pay Here ASAP...

#34 WayBackVazquez


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Posted 13 August 2008 - 11:13 AM

Paid, sorry for the delay. I was on the road, and thought this thing was ending yesterday.

#35 LoweTek

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Posted 13 August 2008 - 01:39 PM

Thanks WBV. Your payment has been received.