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#321 Bucknahs Bum Ankle

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 10:37 AM

Clemens and McNamee being sworn in now.

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#322 HomeBrew1901

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 10:37 AM

LETS GET READY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

You can already hear the lies coming from Roger's mouth.

What the fuck is this?

Cut the shit, ok?

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#323 Dick Drago

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 10:37 AM

Roger making statement. Work ethic bs etc.

#324 drleather2001

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 10:38 AM

Clemens now talking about how he conducted himself in his career:

"No shortcuts. This was instilled in me by my mother and grandmother....best shape I can be... blah blah"

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#325 drleather2001

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 10:38 AM

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#326 BigMike

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 10:38 AM

I guess Davis is playing good cop here. Definately a big change in tone from Waxman

Now the Texas Conman himself is under oath

#327 Bucknahs Bum Ankle

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 10:38 AM

Clemens reading prepared statement (think we already saw it). Sounds like he's sticking to his story so far. Wow!

#328 Fiskian Pole Shot

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 10:38 AM

Roger sounds incredibly angry. This won't work.

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 10:38 AM

Did Clemens write his notes in huge letters? He's turning the page every two sentences.

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 10:39 AM

"I'm not just a ballplayer, I'm a human being".

How can you tell Roger's lying?

His lips are moving.

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 10:39 AM

Fiskian Pole Shot, on Feb 13 2008, 09:38 AM, said:

Roger sounds incredibly angry. This won't work.

It'll work for entertainment purposes, which is the point, right?

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#332 CaptainLaddie

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 10:39 AM

this is just awesome.

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#333 Obscure Name

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 10:39 AM

Clemens is guilty of being too nice.

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 10:39 AM

I am not an ANIMAL!

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 10:40 AM

Fiskian Pole Shot, on Feb 13 2008, 10:38 AM, said:

Roger sounds incredibly angry. This won't work.

He's going to burst at the slightest provocation.

#336 opes

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 10:40 AM

Why am i being accused of these things?

Maybe because your lying? Maybe??

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#337 RingoOSU

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 10:40 AM

drleather2001, on Feb 13 2008, 10:38 AM, said:

Clemens now talking about how he conducted himself in his career:

"No shortcuts. This was instilled in me by my mother and grandmother....best shape I can be... blah blah"

Would this be the same mother he thought was so important she saw him get in the HOF, then decided a few dozen mil more was more important?

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 10:40 AM

Roger is just on fire with anger in his opening statement. (Even while not saying anything of substance, talking about what a good guy he is.)

This is just getting better and better.....

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 10:40 AM

This is AWESOME. Rog sounds like he is going to EXPLODE, and this is just the opening statement.

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