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[Andrew]

Do it to it.

[LiveAndDieWithTheSox]

Bring the I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery and the Sox will bring us victory.


Clint Hurdle moving hat nervous gum chewing I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery.



WIN!

[UFSoxFan9]

I named my cat after Josh Fogg 10 years ago, never really considering the idea that my team might be facing the real Fogg in the World Series. Win it for my poor, recently deceased cat -- who undoubtedly would have wanted his namesake to get absolutely dominated by Red Sox hitters.

[redsoxfan1776]

WIN!!!

[asection8]

[the_pun2000]

Tonight Dice-K...you don't just WIN you DOMINATE...All hands on deck...super lurker I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery activate...form of...a Dice K 3 hit shut-out.

[BernieRicoBoomer]

I have to be at an engagement party tonight in Staten Island surrounded by MFY fans...so they damn well better WIN.

[ThreeRunBomb]

Headed up to Boston for the weekend/Pats game, but had to get the 38th President I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery going....if they win two, I'll be the guy in the middle of Kenmore Square with the quarter barrel strapped to my back drinking straight out of the tap (which was my promise in 1988 and 1990 when I lived there).

Edited by ThreeRunBomb, 27 October 2007 - 09:56 AM.

[vyrago]

I've got nothing to say, but WIN! (2x please).

[TheShynessClinic]

Daisuke's first World Series, my first game thread post.

WIN

[Effa]

I think we lurkers needed the off-time last night.

I actually LAID ON THE COUCH, and READ A BOOK!

But tonight the Lurkers are back in action.

SACK UP LURKERS!

WIN, RED SOX, WIN!!!!!

(T-shirt I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery, scarecrow I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery, non-posting I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery)

[kanga12]

Lead us to victory!

WIN!

[Aldogg]

Tonight I will be bringing video game store I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery to the game. We are doing a midnight opening for Guitar Hero III, so by the time the game ends, we will be closing shop to rock out. But I will give I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery in donation. 3 years ago today, well, you should know what happened, if not, go to MFYfans.com...hoser.





I want to repeat this tomorrow night, Monday night the latest. Have a beer for me guys, I will miss y'all while rocking out.

[JayeBrady]

[ham_sandwich]

It worked last time.

Om.

Aum.

We got this. Win.

[FoulketoMinky]

Two more Andrew, you beautiful bastard.

More Rocky Mountain collapse I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery.

[Blue Monkey]

Wait. Wouldn't this be our first 6 game win streak of the season? If so a helluva good time to have one.

Here's to:



VICTORY!!

Edited by Blue Monkey, 27 October 2007 - 12:04 PM.

[rembrat]

It's been a long season and I'm running out of things to say.. just win.

[TeddyBallgame9]

I'm wearing my "Manny is my Nizzle" t-shirt. It worked for game one. It worked for game two. It will work for game three. Nizzle I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery. Fo' shizzle.

[Savin Hillbilly]

Cap'n Joshua Fogg of the port of Lynn is about to encounter his perfect storm.



I'm going to be at a birthday party tonight, so I won't be able to gamethread, but I (we) will be watching.

WIN!!!

[Sprowl]

WINston knew how to take it one game at a time:

It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time.

He also enjoyed himself along the way, and took pleasure in good company. Churchill knew how to recognize and avoid the other kind. His assessment of one killjoy:

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

Edited by Sprowl, 27 October 2007 - 01:58 PM.

[PragueSox]

Today is the third anniversary of the fourth happiest day of my life (after the births of my two kids and my wedding day). Here's for getting us one win closer to what will (I imagine) be the fifth happiest day!

So off to walk the dog and then to bed. I know for most of you the next five and a half hours will drag until game time, but for me the time will fly by as I have sweet dreams of a huge victory in game 3.

See you at 2 am!

Go Sox!

[metrowesttex]

How about some three I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery?








Honorable mention I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery:

School House Rock I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery:

Brother Maynard and the book of Armorments I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery:

[patman]

WIN! ... and stuff.

Tonight, on the heels of teammate and countryman Hideki Okajima's historic appearance, Daisuke Matsuzaka will make the first start by a Japanese player in World Series history - make it count Dice-K!

[The Grackle]

ROCKIES

[Bandos]

Win it for True Devotion!

[theredseat]

ROCKIES

Orlando?

[Sprowl]

How to hack a road through the Rockies: Icefields Parkway I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery.

[OrlandoMerced]

Orlando?

Nope. I would have done it like this:

ROCKIES


or this:

Rockies---><-----Sox

Edited by OrlandoMerced, 27 October 2007 - 03:31 PM.

[hittery]

Dear Red Sox:

Please win tonight for my sister's birthday. Three years ago, you were VERY generous, and this year all she asks for her birthday is a Game 3 Sox victory. Surely you can manage that.

Oh, and two words: RUN SUPPORT. Dice-K will dominate, I will drink, Rockies will die.

Hittery

Dear Lurker Nation:

I got invited to a Halloween party tonight, at which I will make a brief appearance and then LEAVE. My five-year-old and I have a date to pull out the sofa bed and watch the game. Once he falls asleep, I'll grab one of the Sapporos I bought for the occasion and head downstairs to chill with y'all.

Hittery

[katefear]

Mixtape I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery here.

[DeronJohnson'sTriple]

I love how in every interleague game in a National League park, and especially in 2004 and again now, Ortiz playing first is this huge issue, everyone just assuming he sucks. Every time I watch him in these games he has been solid. I know he's got bad knees, but if he's legging out those doubles he can certainly play first a couple of games.

That and Manny playing left I just don't think are going to be much of an issue. (Youkilis sitting is, of course). I think positioning -- not playing too deep in the outfield -- will be more important than either's defensive abilities.

The point is that the Red Sox are the better team. Continue outpitching, taking good approaches at the plate, and we can win these games on the moon.

In game 1 it was the Rockies' streak we ended. In game 2 it was any lingering doubts about Schilling's ability. This game is about erasing their hyped-up so-called home field advantage.

Oh, and those fucking towels.

WIN so guests in Rockies fans' homes don't have to wipe their assy hands on their pants.

[patinorange]

I love how in every interleague game in a National League park, and especially in 2004 and again now, Ortiz playing first is this huge issue, everyone just assuming he sucks. Every time I watch him in these games he has been solid. I know he's got bad knees, but if he's legging out those doubles he can certainly play first a couple of games.

That and Manny playing left I just don't think are going to be much of an issue. (Youkilis sitting is, of course). I think positioning -- not playing too deep in the outfield -- will be more important than either's defensive abilities.

The point is that the Red Sox are the better team. Continue outpitching, taking good approaches at the plate, and we can win these games on the moon.

In game 1 it was the Rockies' streak we ended. In game 2 it was any lingering doubts about Schilling's ability. This game is about erasing their hyped-up so-called home field advantage.

Oh, and those fucking towels.

WIN so guests in Rockies fans' homes don't have to wipe their assy hands on their pants.

It's been 3 years, but Ortiz in the field was a non factor in St Louis. It's my recollection he made a few nice plays. I have seen him this year in person in San Deigo and Arizona and he was solid at first.

It's going to hurt not having the gold glover at first ( especially the Lugo horror show on about 25% of his throws), but I think Papi is up to it.

You just can't take his bat out of the line up. He is too much of a disruptor and OB machine. Not to mention his clucth, power, and protecting Manny.

Youks coming off the bench as a pinch hitter is tasty, and he'll be in late protecting the lead.

As usual, Francona has made the right decision. It's a tough choice, but the only one.

I watched Dice K for his entire batting practice session in Arizona this year.

I'm calling it now: Dice K hits one out tonight!

Sox Win!

Edit: just noticed there is a thread devoted to the Dice K hitting prowess!
Cool.

Edited by patinorange, 27 October 2007 - 04:41 PM.

[NoVaSox]

On Sept. 21 we finally gave in to the kids and got them a puppy. The puppy's name is Fenway. One of my kids was pushing to name the dog "Coco" in light of its chocolate brown color, but we explained to him that naming him Coco would be cruel since the dog would think we were screaming at him during Coco's at bats. On the day we got Fenway, Beckett and the Red Sox beat the DRays and Kazmir 8-1. That, coupled with the MFY loss to Toronto that night, increased the Sox lead to 2 1/2 games in the division. Since Fenway has been in the family, good things have continued to happen to the Sox. Fenway does his business in a mulch bed that we have named "Yankee Stadium". That mulch bed was temporarily renamed "the Jake" for 8 days this month. Now, symbolically, there is a crushed Coors can lying in the mulch. Fenway assures me that the Sox, like him, will crap on the Rockies tonight.

[ypioca]

DCHONG is our wise man.

I will cam of distate of the loss. .... And game the method which it starts i do not know well. I go out if the need exist. but and it thinks that it starts this. I hit Game THREAD!!!!.

I was the youth in old days. Life and youth. Well Being. I enjoyed many sports. I went out assuredly and the Boston Red Sox which it shakes off distate it loves the win as i did not love the team in condition. UNCONDITIONAL! Their wills will win. is not a possibilitie of believing. It is KNOW

Go out. and there is a many player to this team which love exists. Daisuke is the fine player. Josh Beckett, the good pitcher.

Us there is a necesity. which it will win. We the RED SOX which it shakes horror. The history is our thing. We will write!

Daylight savings just fucked me over again... 3 hours difference. Good for me, I slept the whole afternoon through, without knowing I would need it now more than ever.

I don't get my taco. But I'm ready.

Dice-K dominates.

The Red Sox WIN.

[patman]

... two hours of subjective time later...

[TeddyBallgame9]

On Sept. 21 we finally gave in to the kids and got them a puppy. The puppy's name is Fenway. One of my kids was pushing to name the dog "Coco" in light of its chocolate brown color, but we explained to him that naming him Coco would be cruel since the dog would think we were screaming at him during Coco's at bats. On the day we got Fenway, Beckett and the Red Sox beat the DRays and Kazmir 8-1. That, coupled with the MFY loss to Toronto that night, increased the Sox lead to 2 1/2 games in the division. Since Fenway has been in the family, good things have continued to happen to the Sox. Fenway does his business in a mulch bed that we have named "Yankee Stadium". That mulch bed was temporarily renamed "the Jake" for 8 days this month. Now, symbolically, there is a crushed Coors can lying in the mulch. Fenway assures me that the Sox, like him, will crap on the Rockies tonight.

A very nice attempt. Tonight, I will be watching with Teddy Ballgame (Pit Bull), Thumper (Akita/Sharpei), Fenway and Pesky (black cat litter mates form the rescue), and The Splendid Splinter (tabby). Out back in the equestrian section of The Lucky Ranch is The Kid (3 year old Quarter Horse). Animal I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery rules!

BTW - before you think otherwise, my wife agrees with all of you that I'm nuts.

[LiveAndDieWithTheSox]

On Sept. 21 we finally gave in to the kids and got them a puppy. The puppy's name is Fenway. One of my kids was pushing to name the dog "Coco" in light of its chocolate brown color, but we explained to him that naming him Coco would be cruel since the dog would think we were screaming at him during Coco's at bats. On the day we got Fenway, Beckett and the Red Sox beat the DRays and Kazmir 8-1. That, coupled with the MFY loss to Toronto that night, increased the Sox lead to 2 1/2 games in the division. Since Fenway has been in the family, good things have continued to happen to the Sox. Fenway does his business in a mulch bed that we have named "Yankee Stadium". That mulch bed was temporarily renamed "the Jake" for 8 days this month. Now, symbolically, there is a crushed Coors can lying in the mulch. Fenway assures me that the Sox, like him, will crap on the Rockies tonight.

Great!

Especially "Fenway does his business in a mulch bed that we have named 'Yankee Stadium'. "

[njingles3]

The three Sox fans in York have but one thing to say:

Win.

[patman]

Coincidentally, that's the number of Rockies that Dice-K will strikeout tonight.

[LiveAndDieWithTheSox]

RE: patman, "Everybody to the limit!"

[LESDL]

This morning at Lake Abiquiu (2nd part pronounced as in barbeque), in Georgia O'Keefe country I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery:






WIN the game Daisuke! Bring it! We know you can. Just do it. DO IT!

[patman]

RE: patman, "Everybody to the limit!"

I am buying you a pizza!




Only 21 minutes until the interminably long FOX pregame show!

[NoVaSox]

A very nice attempt. Tonight, I will be watching with Teddy Ballgame (Pit Bull), Thumper (Akita/Sharpei), Fenway and Pesky (black cat litter mates form the rescue), and The Splendid Splinter (tabby). Out back in the equestrian section of The Lucky Ranch is The Kid (3 year old Quarter Horse). Animal I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery rules!

BTW - before you think otherwise, my wife agrees with all of you that I'm nuts.

I guess we have a ways to go with the pets. I have a nice I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery picture of a Fenway load on the Coors can -- my wife knows I am nuts for arranging and taking that picture -- but I haven't yet figured out how to upload a picture. I'll work on that.

[snowtd]

Yes you are, son

[LiveAndDieWithTheSox]

I guess we have a ways to go with the pets. I have a nice I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery picture of a Fenway load on the Coors can -- my wife knows I am nuts for arranging and taking that picture -- but I haven't yet figured out how to upload a picture. I'll work on that.

If you email me a pic of Fenway, I'll add him to the Sons of the Sons of Sam Horn I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery pic:



PM me if you want.

[TNTriangleFan]

Tonight, Dice K shows us all why Epstein is smarter-than-your-average GM.

[Scippycup]

World Series Game 3. RED SOX vs Rockies. 8pm tonight

It doesn't get much better than this.

WIN

[TNTriangleFan]

Tonight, Dice K shows us all why Epstein is smarter-than-your-average GM.

Or, we are vividly shown why Dice-Ks opposing hitters hit nearly 90 points higher after he throws 45 pitches. Ahhhh, the angst of a RedSox fan....that warm blanket of paranoia for the past four score nine years.

Come on Daisuke - get it done.