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[Sprowl]

I was going to channel Bob Dylan one more time -- Oh if there’s an original thought out there, I could use it right now -- but then I realized: NO. If it's original, I couldn't use it, because this is Cliché I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery to the Max. All I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery is good, provided that it's the same old I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery. It's time for the tried and true, the old reliable, the steady hand, the tanned, rested and ready. If you've heard it before, let's hear it again. You can't beat a man with a plan. Don't change horses in the middle of the stream, or you'll be up the creek without a paddle. Break out the brooms, it's time to sweep!

How long does it take before a perfect moment becomes a cliché? We are here to answer this important question. How soon will you get bored of this picture? Will it ever lose its magic?



Magical forever.

Edited by Sprowl, 06 October 2007 - 11:51 PM.

[unholycow]

What Schilling needs to do here is keep the ball down, and command his fastball. The batters need to swing the bats like they've been doing.

edit: apologies if these cliches have been overused already as I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery. I haven't made it through all 134 pages of it's success.

Edited by unholycow, 06 October 2007 - 11:45 PM.

[asection8]

[JayeBrady]

"Schilling!! Schilling!!" (in Animal-speak)









MUPPET I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery RETURNS!!!!!

WIN

[Tito's Pullover]

You know what's becoming cliché? The word "I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery' itself.

[Jnai]

For my own personal enjoyment, I hope they cut to Jose Mota approximately 800 times during this game. Two or three times per half inning, between pitches, even allowing him to straight up announce sections of it. Maybe call balls and strikes - he's got to be better at it than the assclown behind the dish last game.

But lets forget about that. Up 2-0, we head to Los Angeles of Anaheim of California.

Curt Schilling is our man. Sprowl is his sidekick. Together they will emerge victorious, bloody socks and all.

[LiveAndDieWithTheSox]

In case you didn't see this pic that I posted this morning* at the end of Game 2's thread, some Pap's Box I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery:


*by request of Ferm Sheller

The Sox need to stay focused on the game at hand and stay within themselves.
The angels' backs are up against the wall, so it's time to go for the jugular.
Winners win so just go out there and have fun, and
WIN!

[x.peabody]

I know it's been 164 games, but I want to participate:

cliché m..o:

Originally posted by MS14:
When you go into the stands, all bets are off[...]

We have to get to that pitch-to-pitch approach and press this team more, we saw a little bit of it tonight, not quite enough.

DJ Dru will go yard, and face his brother in the WS.

Go Sox Win

Edited by x.peabody, 07 October 2007 - 04:19 AM.

[rembrat]

It's almsot 6 and I am tipsy but I approve of Sprowl an dhis I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery.

[January]

Speaking of Dylan, some go get the Angels I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery!

[vyrago]

CHEEEEEEEEEELING!! PEDRO'S WATCHING YOU. MAKE HIM GREEN.

[Effa]

OK. I won't mention the word "I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery"or the name of Mr.Z.

But I have a DESIRE to win today.....

Your sister sees the future
Like your mama and yourself.
You've never learned to read or write
There's no books upon your shelf.
And your pleasure knows no limits
Your voice is like a meadowlark
But your heart is like an ocean
Mysterious and dark.

One more cup of coffee for the road,
One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
To the valley below.

One more game to sweep the series! Go "good" Curt!!!!!

[BernieRicoBoomer]

I'm going with the Sox lucky shirt today over the Pats lucky shirt...so, same-old-t-shirt-lucky-cliche-I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery.

WIN!!!

[OrlandoMerced]

I don't know much about I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my miserys or cliches, so I will make a simple request:


Mr. Schilling, put away your silly little video games and win, please.

Thank you.


Also, note my new sig:

[Muzzy Fielder]

I don't know much about I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my miserys or cliches, so I will make a simple request:
Mr. Schilling, put away your silly little video games and win, please.

Thank you.
Also, note my new sig:

He plays Everquest, right? Or is it World of Warcraft?
Schilling's MMORPG Vixens:

Edited by Muzzy Fielder, 07 October 2007 - 10:00 AM.

[cleanfloor]

I opted out of my usual wakefield shirt for my pilgrimage down to anaheim today - it's all #15 ROY for me. GO SOX

[hittery]

Heathen I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery is in the house. Allow me to explain. I dropped my son off at Sunday School, and then got into my car and came home so I could catch up on the game threads, which I missed Friday night. Somehow, I am confident that God understands. But let it be known that you people may be the cause of my damnation.

I would like to say once and for all that I am COMPLETELY sold on high definition television. The concert I was at Friday was in an arena sponsored by Comcast. Now, usually, I'm pretty down on the heavy corporate atmosphere at a rock show. But this time, it was a blessing in disguise. Because of Comcast's sponsorship, they had big screen televisions all around the area outside the arena. One of them in particular was a large, state of the art high def tv, with couches around it, showing the MFYs game. Suffice it to say, I missed both opening acts, because I was too busy watching 57 bugs crawling over Joba's neck. I could count them. I could even determine their gender. It was absolutely hysterical. The other televisions did not show it in as much detail, but the dude was getting SWARMED. It was beautiful.

Orlando, I love your new sig. Manny is a bad, bad man indeed.

[Titoschew]

Outside of Beckett, there is no one I'd rather see on the bump this afternoon than Schilling.

These are the games, the moments, the stages he has made his reputation on and I have no doubt he will bring home the goods!

WIN

[neil]

Weaver is a punk. Crush him.

[patinorange]

One pitch at a time.

It's 25 guys playing together.

I was just trying to put the bat on the ball.

He put the fingers down, I just threw what he told me to.

It won't show up in the box score, but that was an important play.

Speed kills.

I am a bad man.

[patinorange]

One pitch at a time.

It's 25 guys playing together.

I was just trying to put the bat on the ball.

He put the fingers down, I just threw what he told me to.

It won't show up in the box score, but that was an important play.

Speed kills.

I am a bad man.

[patinorange]

Edit double post

Edited by patinorange, 07 October 2007 - 10:49 AM.

[patinorange]

There is a very strong wind here today, can't quite figure it out if it will be blowing in or out, but I would say it's definitely going to be a serious factor if it keeps up...40 mph gusts.

Edited by patinorange, 07 October 2007 - 10:51 AM.

[Blue Monkey]

SWEEP THE LEG.



KILL THE MONKEY.

[P'tucket, rhymes with...]

For my own personal enjoyment, I hope they cut to Jose Mota approximately 800 times during this game. Two or three times per half inning, between pitches, even allowing him to straight up announce sections of it. Maybe call balls and strikes - he's got to be better at it than the assclown behind the dish last game.

Must...suppress...tasteless...Chico Escuela...jokes....

[Phil Nevin 23]

Red sox win, 15-8.

[Nixon For President]

Weaver is a punk. Crush him.

Beat on the brat!
Beat on the brat!
Beat on the brat!

With a baseball bat!

Edited by Nixon For President, 07 October 2007 - 11:38 AM.

[Coach W]

END IT TODAY!
The Big Schill's Postseason Record at 2:59...8-2.
The Big Schill's Postseason Record at about 6:30pm tonight...9-2
WIN!!!

[Sprowl]

There is a very strong wind here today, can't quite figure it out if it will be blowing in or out, but I would say it's definitely going to be a serious factor if it keeps up...40 mph gusts.

Are the Santa Anas blowing today?

Must...suppress...tasteless...Chico Escuela...jokes....

[Suppression function failed] Baseball been berry berry good to Chico Escuela. Baseball been berry berry good... to me.

[ridetheseal]

Schill does what Schill does best, win in October. It's just that simple.

[theredseat]

First post I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery.

Win today boys, so that I can be even happier when the Yankees get destroyed and humiliated tonight.

Edited by theredseat, 07 October 2007 - 01:16 PM.

[budcrew08]

First post I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery.

Win today boys, so that I can can be even happier when the Yankees get destroyed and humiliated tonight.

Let's bring out the brooms to Angel Stadium today...

[vesselman]

WIN

[patinorange]

Are the Santa Anas blowing today?


[Suppression function failed] Baseball been berry berry good to Chico Escuela. Baseball been berry berry good... to me.

Yes, Santa Ana wind is a blowing.

Could be a factor.

[neil]

Watching the pre-game show on NESN, and Tina is looking absolutely scorching hot.

The girls are on parade and everything.

[stanleysteemer]

FINISH THEM

(if it ain't broke don't fix it I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery)

[prezzpac]

Courtesy of BroadwayBomber55 over at NYYFans.com

The Yankees need a win badly.

Well I got 4 P's for them: Poise, positive, patience, and perseverance.

In order for the Yankees to win on Sunday and have a shot at winning the series, they need to let the game to come them and not forcing it. Keep your head up, keep pushing, keep playing Yankees. Let your athletic ability take over and stay really loose as a club. Stay cool as a cucumber.

Roger Clemens has a lot of big game experience and he needs to use every bit of knowledge to deliver a quality Yankee outing on the mound.

For the Yankee offense, small bites, small bites. What I mean by that is gotta find more ways to score runs other than hitting the ball out of the ballpark. 3 of the 4 Yankee runs came via the longball in this series so far. How will the Yankees find ways to score other than the home run? Poke and peck singles to all fields, sac flies, etc. Go deep into the bag of tricks to score more runs Yankee offense. Also, make Jake Westbrook work. He's got a sinker that can induce a lot of groundballs, but if the Yankees can lay off that sinker (don't chase it) and make Westbrook work, they have a shot of taking Westbrook out of the game early.

As for the Yankee defense, stay alert, on your toes, and make ALL of the plays.

I wish I could come up with this stuff.

[Aldogg]

I ask for slaughter. Violent slaughter. I want the broom to be brought out. I want Manny to continue to be Manny. I want Papi to continue to be Papi. That is all.

[Bellhorn]

I'm wearing my faux-Clemens T-shirt today: "Boston" on the front, "Yankees Suck" and "21" on the back. Sox sweep, Clemens's career ends in truly ignominious fashion....today has the potential to be truly great!

[Barbara]

Here we goooooo. We all want to sweep.

Schilling has said he needs to be a sniper today. He can do it.




I approve of this W I N !!.




Edit: Typo.

Edited by Barbara, 07 October 2007 - 01:58 PM.

[LESDL]

It's GAMETIME, Babes!!!!

It is ON!!!

WIN!

[patinorange]

I'm wearing my faux-Clemens T-shirt today: "Boston" on the front, "Yankees Suck" and "21" on the back. Sox sweep, Clemens's career ends in truly ignominious fashion....today has the potential to be truly great!

Friday will be tough to beat, but it can be done.

Sox sweep, Yanks swept, Pat's win, BC wins, Garnett looks good, reverse WS series I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery team ( Cubs) gone...could be a weekend to remember.

[njingles3]

Ahh finally it's convenient for me to watch the game and be on SoSH at the same time.

Win.

[opes]

Pink booty shorts girl asks, Is there a game today?

[Blue Monkey]

Courtesy of BroadwayBomber55 over at NYYFans.com
I wish I could come up with this stuff.

I know. The 4 p's? I think that poster may have been watching too much Dodgeball.

The 4 D's: Dip, Dodge, Duck, and Dodge.

[ypioca]

All I say is...


WIN.

Keeping it simple.

[opes]

I know. The 4 p's? I think that poster may have been watching too much Dodgeball.

The 4 D's: Dip, Dodge, Duck, and Dodge.

Its 5- but still excellent advice.

dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge

[Barbara]

Apparently the winds are blowing IN.

Here's from the Times:

Today...Sunny. Highs from the mid 70s to lower 80s at the beaches to the mid to upper 80s inland. Areas of north to northeast winds 20 to 30 mph with gusts to 45 mph below passes and canyons from Leo carrillo beach to Hollywood...diminishing to 15 to 20 mph by late afternoon.

If, as Sprowl asked, these are the Santa Anas - they can be very gusty.

[opes]

he was safe.