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[JohnnyTheBone]

And Bobby Zimmerman I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery (since apparently it was successful)

Johnny's in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I'm on the pavement
Thinking about the government
The man in the trench coat
Badge out, laid off
Says he's got a bad cough
Wants to get it paid off
Look out kid
It's somethin' you did
God knows when
But you're doin' it again
You better duck down the alley way
Lookin' for a new friend
The man in the coon-skin cap
In the big pen
Wants eleven dollar bills
You only got ten

[PayrodsFirstClutchHit]

Testing...yup...I'm back! Too funny. I'm here. Kitch isn't.

Not a lot of love for recently promoted lurkers in the show?

[dynomite]

[EdRalphRomero]

Line-up per the Globe

1. Dustin Pedroia, 2B
2. Kevin Youkilis, 1B
3. David Ortiz, DH
4. Manny Ramirez, LF
5. Mike Lowell, 3B
6. J.D. Drew, RF
7. Jason Varitek, C
8. Coco Crisp, CF
9. Julio Lugo, SS

[Boon]

Good lineup. Let's hope DP can get a hit or two tonight.

[rembrat]

Line-up per the Globe

1. Dustin Pedroia, 2B
2. Kevin Youkilis, 1B
3. David Ortiz, DH
4. Manny Ramirez, LF
5. Mike Lowell, 3B
6. J.D. Drew, RF
7. Jason Varitek, C
8. Coco Crisp, CF
9. Julio Lugo, SS

This lineup makes my man junk throb. This is a good thing.

[ham_sandwich]

This lineup makes my man junk throb. This is a good thing.

On behalf of rembrat's man junk, thank you for this lineup.

[patman]

Those dice don't have enough sides on them for Matsuzka.

Line-up per the Globe

1. Dustin Pedroia, 2B
2. Kevin Youkilis, 1B
3. David Ortiz, DH
4. Manny Ramirez, LF
5. Mike Lowell, 3B
6. J.D. Drew, RF
7. Jason Varitek, C
8. Coco Crisp, CF
9. Julio Lugo, SS

A thing of beauty.

but where's Cora?

[doc]

A little Sergio Leone I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery


The Enemy aka Angel Eyes

Because in this world my friend there are two kinds of teams those with ropes around there necks and those that are winning.


Down 2-0 the Angels will have a rope around their necks.



Win

The whistle

[OrlandoMerced]

Are you ready for some football?


Oh, wait. wrong thread.

[January]

Are you ready for some football?
Oh, wait. wrong thread.

Ack! Some hacker hijacked OrlandoMerced's account!

(No emoticons. Has to be fake. )

[OrlandoMerced]

Ack! Some hacker hijacked OrlandoMerced's account!

(No emoticons. Has to be fake. )

I'm so intrigued by this stolen base dramatization that I can't click on any emoticons. (but if i did, i'd roll my eyes at Cal Ripken right now.0

[vyrago]

"Additionally, I'd like to add:

In my view, the Sox need to play their hearts out tonight and leave it all on the field. There are no second chances in baseball, so they have to make the most of their opportunities and capitalize on the angels' mistakes. They'll have to be savvy - you know there's intelligence and baseball knowledge and then there's savvy - and the Sox will have to be savvy to be the best of the best. They control their own destiny and they've got the credentials, but the big story tonight will be if they play the game the way it's meant to be played. If they can put it all together, dictate the tempo of the game and wear down the opposition, then the angels will only be half as good. It's like a fine bottle of wine that's aged long enough and it's time to pop the cork."

You forgot the part about 110%, so I'll add it. Each man has to give 110% if we're going to win the whole enchilada.

[EP Sox Fan]

Dice-K, I just wanted to wish you good luck and let you know that we're all counting on you.



Tonight at the Fens, Escobar gets rocked. Dice-K does his best Beckett impersonation.

WIN.

[x.peabody]

Hmmm, classic film I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery...well, I know Robert Stevenson is no Kurosawa, but how about some Poppins I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery?



Fly Daisuke-san, fly!

[CoRP]

I have come again in glory to judge the living and the dead and my kingdom shall have no end...

...at least until I get bored here and actually pay for the membership that they apparently accidentally bestowed upon me for free

Anyway, like Muzzy, I wield tremendous power!

Oh, and btw, there is like TOTAL pr0n in P&G...stuff you can't see ANYWHERE else unless you really know how to use Google.

[Tito's Pullover]

I might just be slow, but wasn't the original post supposed to be a joke?

Edit: Making clear "original post" meant the one with Cora at 2nd. The slow part comes in not knowing whether Kools' post was a joke or not.

How it could have been interpreted as anything other than a joke is beyond me. The lineup consisted of 8 fake players whose names were some variation of "win," and then Alex Cora's name for good measure. Somehow, people looked be an that and focused on the ONE NAME THAT WAS NOT FAKE.

I hope there is some value in no-sense-of-humor I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery.

[OrlandoMerced]

I have come again in glory to judge the living and the dead and my kingdom shall have no end...

...at least until I get bored here and actually pay for the membership that they apparently accidentally bestowed upon me for free

Anyway, like Muzzy, I wield tremendous power!

Oh, and btw, there is like TOTAL pr0n in P&G...stuff you can't see ANYWHERE else unless you really know how to use Google.

You cheap bastard.

[opes]

I have come again in glory to judge the living and the dead and my kingdom shall have no end...

...at least until I get bored here and actually pay for the membership that they apparently accidentally bestowed upon me for free

Anyway, like Muzzy, I wield tremendous power!

Oh, and btw, there is like TOTAL pr0n in P&G...stuff you can't see ANYWHERE else unless you really know how to use Google.

Of CoRP, how we have missed you. Please tell us more of this P&G talk. I am extremely interested.

[P'tucket, rhymes with...]

Oh, and btw, there is like TOTAL pr0n in P&G...stuff you can't see ANYWHERE else unless you really know how to use Google.

I find the notion of needing more than the first page of a simple Google search to be incomprehensible.

[Dusty Petra]

Rosie's back? And Google is our friend? That calls for a celebration (sorry, Barbara, just this once)...



OK, team: it's time to red-line it: give it all you've got, take it to the limit, press the pedal to the metal, and pull out all the stops. When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping. We're not gonna take no for an answer, because success is a habit, and we're, like, totally habitual.

[opes]

silly indians just squandered a chance to score with sizemore on 3rd

[EP Sox Fan]

Almost forgot to add the soundtrack for tonight's game.....

[RedSoxTarheel38]

I just found out my friend has tequila, but I don't want to get to drunk because I have to get up early tomorrow (yay marching band). So the real question is, do I drink during good plays or bad plays?

[UNCSoxFan5]

Why, Miami is going to kill us anyway. You have to be sober for that?

[LESDL]

It's GAMETIME, Babes!!!!


Let's DO IT! WIN!!!!!!

[Jnai]

Game just came on TNT.

[Sprowl]

I just found out my friend has tequila, but I don't want to get to drunk because I have to get up early tomorrow (yay marching band). So the real question is, do I drink during good plays or bad plays?

Well, there was a 'Red Sox drinking game thread' back a few weeks with lots of very solid recommendations. I'm going for: both.

[Rangerrob]

Game just came on TNT.

Who's calling the game? I'm starting here at work listening on the radio. Do I get to look forward to hearing Don when I get home?

[BernieRicoBoomer]

Almost time to start in with the Jack...which is currently undefeated.

[RedSoxTarheel38]

Why, Miami is going to kill us anyway. You have to be sober for that?

Understandable, but I have to look somewhat competent marching on the field. I wish I could be smashed...

[neil]

I just ate some homemade mac and cheese (and I don't mean from a packet) and now I have the most assume set of farts.

Flatulence I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery.

[threecy]

You gotta be freaking kidding me - the crowd audio is really bad. It sounded fine for the Yankees game...

[BernieRicoBoomer]

Understandable, but I have to look somewhat competent marching on the field. I wish I could be smashed...

Star of Indiana rocks!

[Jnai]

Drinking Game Rule #1:
Drink every time someone says Gyroball.


Edit: No Don, it's the asshats from last night.

Edited by Jnai, 05 October 2007 - 07:39 PM.

[Barbara]

I'm here. Was reading the Cleveland / MFY thread. The Jake has been invaded by bugs. What a mess.

Let's play baseball!!

Dice K KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!



Petra: I do not mind the girly pics. I did mind that damn cat of Rosie's.

Thank you.

Mz Demure.

[NomarRS05]

You gotta be freaking kidding me - the crowd audio is really bad. It sounded fine for the Yankees game...

sounds much better than game 1 at least.

[Bellhorn]

Good start on the first pitch!

Come on, Dice-K!!!!!

[BernieRicoBoomer]

I have a tremendous echo here...anyone else?

[RedSoxTarheel38]

Is it just me, or does one of the announcers sound like he's on the PA.

[Sprowl]

Game just came on TNT.

No TNT in Canada. Extra innings suck

[Jnai]

Is it just me, or does one of the announcers sound like he's on the PA.

Weird echoing, yeah.

[threecy]

sounds much better than game 1 at least.

Sounds the same, except they seem to also be struggling with the announcers' audio feed.

[Bellhorn]

Let's see something other than the FB, eh?

[Jnai]

Let's see something other than the FB, eh?

Hi. I'm the curveball.

[BernieRicoBoomer]

There you go...

[Bellhorn]

chOWNed!!!!!!!!!!!

[NomarRS05]

great pitch to get the K!

[patinorange]

He gone!

Nice start

[January]

Other news: Indians vs MFY going into the 10th with a 1-1 tie after Joba allowed the tying run to score on a walk, sac bunt and TWO wild pitches. Now they got Fruitbat vs Perez. Not looking forward to facing Carmona. Nope.