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[Al Zarilla]

Our old friend[Kitchkinet] started the main board GT. I say it's deleted in 5 minutes..

Yah, it says Red Sox- Indians. Demote his a**. :rofl:

[FoulketoMinky]

I hope we don't lose.. they'll tar and feather him.

The poor bastard, he is getting slaughtered.......

[Andrew]

The poor bastard, he is getting slaughtered.......

Naturally, they're blaming all of us for this fiasco. Excellent.

[FoulketoMinky]

Naturally, they're blaming all of us for this fiasco. Excellent.

BTW Andrew, the McLovin I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery? Brilliant.

[OrlandoMerced]

Naturally, they're blaming all of us for this fiasco. Excellent.

It's like blaming Cla Merideth for Craig Hansen's sucking, when everyone knows the fault lies squarely with the scouts that allowed him to rise through the ranks when he wasn't ready.

[rembrat]

Naturally, they're blaming all of us for this fiasco. Excellent.

Now our ETA to the show has been pushed back!

[Al Zarilla]

The poor bastard, he is getting slaughtered.......

Somebody called him Kitchenette.

So, you can't edit thread titles, huh? Good to know.

Edited by Al Zarilla, 03 October 2007 - 12:54 PM.

[ham_sandwich]

kids, we must remain strong and focused in this time of main board chaos. Let us not forget why we are here. Why you may ask? To win, to slice the wings off angels with dull, serrated blades.

That is all.

[FoulketoMinky]

Somebody called him Kitchenette.

So, you can't edit thread titles, huh? Good to know.

Good Lord, it's like a car wreck now. They're piling on and I can't look away...... Eerily reminiscent of a Great White feeding frenzy

Edited by FoulketoMinky, 03 October 2007 - 12:56 PM.

[bball831]

Good Lord, it's like a car wreck now. They're piling on and I can't look away...... Eerily reminiscent of a Great White feeding frenzy

I hope he didn't pay too much for that "Premiere" membership. Unreal, Indians??

[Jeff Van GULLY]

I'm laughing my ass off right now. They should go to dueling game thread I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery on the main board.

Edited by Jeff Van GULLY, 03 October 2007 - 01:00 PM.

[January]

Dude, that thread is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Havn't laughed that hard in a while.

[Al Zarilla]

I'm laughing my ass off right now. They should go to dueling game thread I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery on the main board.

Where else but on a Red Sox forum could such chaos result from a brain fart mistake. Is this a great country, or what?

Awwww shit, they fixed it.

Edited by Al Zarilla, 03 October 2007 - 01:06 PM.

[January]

Where else but on a Red Sox forum could such chaos result from a brain fart mistake. Is this a great country, or what?

My only regret is that the mods got to it before a I could start a 10/4 Angels vs MFY game thread.

Edited by January, 03 October 2007 - 01:06 PM.

[Dim13]

Kitch is getting destroyed. And he is eerily quiet. His next few posts are probably going to be in the Other Sports forum talking about the Lithuanian Tiddly Winks National Team or something.

[bball831]

BOOO!!! Main board GT title has been changed.

[OrlandoMerced]

My only regret is that the mods got to it before a I could start a 10/4 Angels vs MFY game thread.

Here's one vote for you doing just that.

[bball831]

"Jeez"??

You didn't seem to know who was playing today.

That sir, is just scary. There is no "jeez" about it.

From the main in response to Kitchkinet's "I fixed the title, alright? Jeez."



And I second the Angels vs. Yankees GT.

Edit- And now Madison33 just destroys "Kitchenette". He'll never live this down.

Edited by bball831, 03 October 2007 - 01:12 PM.

[gtg807y]

Reading the "Red Sox v. Indians" game thread is like watching a film of those rocket tests from the 1960s, when it would blast off, rise a little off the ground, and suddenly come crashing back to Earth in a ball of fire. I kinda feel sorry for the guy.

Edit: That description may actually be more apt for Kitchkinet's main board career, though, if the folks there have their way.

Edited by gtg807y, 03 October 2007 - 01:12 PM.

[Andrew]

Anyway, how 'bout them Sox?

[Jeff Van GULLY]

He MY PARENTS ARE ILLITERATE INNER-CITY HARPS WHO RAISED ME TO BE PROACTIVELY STUPID just left it, now he just looks dumber for changing it.

[OrlandoMerced]

Reading the "Red Sox v. Indians" game thread is like watching a film of those rocket tests from the 1960s, when it would blast off, rise a little off the ground, and suddenly come crashing back to Earth in a ball of fire. I kinda feel sorry for the guy.

That's how my wife describes our sex life, too.

[rembrat]

Wow, some of the fellas over at the main board can be douchebags.

[bball831]

Wow, some of the fellas over at the main board can be douchebags.

This time it's deserved. There have already been multiple threads started and killed over there and then on top of everything the Indians thing. How can you mix up who we are playing in the playoffs?

[BigPapiLumber Co.]

This time it's deserved. There have already been multiple threads started and killed over there and then on top of everything the Indians thing. How can you mix up who we are playing in the playoffs?

Some of it is deserved. Some of it is really over the top douchebaggery.

Anyway, if it hasn't been done yet, I'd just like to tell Kitch that we're rooting for him to get himself out of this bases loaded/no-out mess with a K and a DP. But if he can't do that, he's always be welcome back here.

[Andrew]

Ah, man, Kitch, stop talking. Just stop!

And, please, stop acting like any of our "I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery" or who starts what thread actually has any impact on what happens in the baseball game.

I can't watch, yet I can't look away.

[rembrat]

This time it's deserved. There have already been multiple threads started and killed over there and then on top of everything the Indians thing. How can you mix up who we are playing in the playoffs?

I understand but people have to realize it’s a game thread on a message board. All the “crawl into a hole and die” is really overreacting and not necessary. If anything I blame whoever mods the board, they should have nipped this in the bud way before it got to this point.

[Jeff Van GULLY]

Some of it is deserved. Some of it is really over the top douchebaggery.

Anyway, if it hasn't been done yet, I'd just like to tell Kitch that we're rooting for him to get himself out of this bases loaded/no-out mess with a K and a DP. But if he can't do that, he's always be welcome back here.

Is this the day Kitch becomes a True Lurker^tm?

[Mr. Sparkle]

Oh it is WELL deserved. And hysterically funny. If he was smart he would let them mock him. Because there is ZERO that he can do now.

This is the hardest I have laughed in a long time.

[Nullset]

Damn, he's like a rookie in the playoffs over there. They'll drop him off the roster for the ALCS, or break his kneecaps for an injury replacement. Tempers are high on the main board.

[bball831]

I understand but people have to realize it’s a game thread on a message board. All the “crawl into a hole and die” is really overreacting and not necessary. If anything I blame whoever mods the board, they should have nipped this in the bud way before it got to this point.

That's just what SoSH is though. It has always been like this and some variation of the "crawl into a hole and die" has been used a ton on the main board.

Edited by bball831, 03 October 2007 - 01:25 PM.

[tizzle fo shizzle]

Welcome back Kitch...in 3, 2, 1...

[Andrew]

Oh, shit, Indian Chief crying picture.

Game over.

[rembrat]

That's just what SoSh is though. It has always been like this and some variation of the "crawl into a hole and die" has been used a ton on the main board.

Heh, I'd love for someone to tell me "crawl into a hole and die" to my face.


And yea Andrew, that picture of the crying indian is pure genius.

[bball831]

I think it's pretty funny that the mods/dopes let this one stay open instead of killing it like they did the others.

[asection8]

Kitch gets a thousand points for balls, -200 for fixing the title, and -100 for saying jeez.

ugh oh. there is a "kitchkinet banning gamethread"

LEAVE HIM ALONE, JOHNNY! HE'S HAD ENOUGH!

[bball831]

Heh, I'd love for someone to tell me "crawl into a hole and die" to my face.
And yea Andrew, that picture of the crying indian is pure genius.

Eh, you just can't take the insults personally or too seriously.

[gtg807y]

And at a mere T + 1 hour of Kitchkinet's self-immolation, there have been six pages and 106 posts in response. Wow.

Edit: Appropriate dialogue, I think:

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

Edited by gtg807y, 03 October 2007 - 01:36 PM.

[Nullset]

Let's hope G38 wasn't planning on starting the game thread, otherwise there may be a new category created below lurker...other than "banned".

[rembrat]

Eh, you just can't take the insults personally or too seriously.

I know. I just treat everyone here the same way I would in person. I hate when people grow balls over the internet.

[Andrew]

Dear God. They've discovered his secret obsession with Dance Dance Revolution.

http://en.wikipedia....wiki/User:Kitch

[Jnai]

Yeah, I said yeah
I remember the first time
That I ever seen her face
I was standing by the drug store
Trying to save the human race

Took a raincheck on a blind date
To get her prescription filled
We had a short talk and a long walk
Through the lazy cottonfield

It was hot
She was cool and sultry
We made love
I was broke and lonely

She's wonderful, so beautiful
So delectable, she's mine
She's desirable, so lovable
And it's criminal, almost illegal

Well we woke up in a barnyard
When I heard a farmer shout
Get away, boy, from my daughter
When a shotgun rang out
We took off
She was right behind me
Ran like the wind
What a crazy lady

She's fabulous, so sensuous
She's marvelous, she's mine
I'm delirious, it's serious
Kinda dangerous, almost illegal

Bring it down now
We had a one child by the Springtime
and another on the way
I got a new life and a good wife
Ain't that amazing grace

It was hot
She was cool and sultry
We made love
I was broke and lonely

She's wonderful, she's beautiful
She's desirable, she's mine
I'm delirious, she's serious
It's kinda dangerous, almost illegal
Wonderful, so beautiful
She's not a radical, but she's mine
She's fabulous, so sensuous
And it's marvelous, almost illegal
Beautiful and she's wonderful
So desirable, almost illegal


The best I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery.

WIN

[rembrat]

I think that GT will stay up..it's better than anything G38 could have started.

[OrlandoMerced]

Dear God. They've discovered his secret obsession with Dance Dance Revolution.

http://en.wikipedia....wiki/User:Kitch

[hunter05]

No amount of I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery and big colored fonts can save him now.

[mstar1]

Wow, some of the fellas over at the main board can be douchebags

Understatement of the year,

They are playing into every bad stereotype of Red Sox fans that the rest of the country holds...

Its sickening

[bball831]

My reaction exactly.

No amount of I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery and big colored fonts can save him now.

Haha. I feel a little bad for the guy, he'll never be taken seriously over there. But that's his own fault.

[hunter05]

Goddamn that was hilarious, I knew as soon as I saw his name as the starter that it was going to be a bloodbath.

[Jonathan]

We need to get the focus back on the game.

Although they really are roasting Kitchen over there...

Lets go Sox!

[BigPapiLumber Co.]

Who's having a worse day, Kitch, or this guy:

An Ohio state legislator surprised a high school class when the computer he was using projected a photo of a nude woman during a lecture on how a bill becomes a law.

http://www.cbsnews.c...tr=HOME_3324403

Good times!