Welcome to the Offday Sermon and Entmoot, October 1 and 2, 2007.
Brethren and Sistren, fir and cedar, oak and ash, kauri and tineo. Settle into the topsoil of your pews. Buttress yourselves, stretch out your roots, and drink deeply of the Dirty Water in which we rejoice.
Learn now the lore of AL Playoffs!
First name the four, our heroes and their foes:
Noblest of all, the Red Sox Nation;
Angels fallen, they have no prayer;
Indian braves, at the right time peaking;
Yankees vile, dark lords of the Bronx.
To conquer the ignoble, we seek our I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery in the web of life. These are the tree beards from the temperate rainforests: lichens and fungi, manferns and moss.
Here endeth the welcome. Now speak of what is in your hearts: of silly stuff or matters of great import; of videos and booty shorts; of what is past, and what is yet to come. And every so often, speak of baseball.
Edited by Sprowl, 01 October 2007 - 09:15 PM.