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[theemerald33]

So I hear (in response to theemerald). I don't need the nightlife because I'll have my 9-year-old son with me. We're doing Busch Gardens on Saturday and then catching the Sat. night game and the Sunday game.

Awesome! Have a great time.

[deythur]

these 2 always make me laugh





if someone could tell me how to imbed the vids that would be cool too.

Edited by deythur, 20 September 2007 - 10:12 PM.

[asection8]

deythur: "these 2 always make me laugh"





"if someone could tell me how to imbed the vids that would be cool too."

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Click replytopost under my post and see what I did. The top is before the youtube tags are added; the bottom, after.

Edited by asection8, 20 September 2007 - 10:27 PM.

[Savin Hillbilly]

these 2 always make me laugh





if someone could tell me how to imbed the vids that would be cool too.

There's a special tag for youtube links: <youtube>Video ID</youtube>, only with [ instead of < .

[Muzzy Fielder]

these 2 always make me laugh
if someone could tell me how to imbed the vids that would be cool too.

"Could be a crackhead who got hold of the wrong stuff and it told him to go climb a tree and act like a leprechaun!" Love it.

Like the others said, you need youtube in brackets and the video ID, which is after the watch?v= in the site address:
v=jB0u9crejUw just copy the code there-- jB0u9crejUw

Put it in brackets
[ youtube ]jB0u9crejUw[ /youtube ]

Then remove spaces:


"Self smarted", too, "Books can be for to be to make you dead cuz I don't have enough oxygen"

Edited by Muzzy Fielder, 20 September 2007 - 10:38 PM.

[deythur]

thanks everyone, you are all for to be to make me smarter

Edited by deythur, 20 September 2007 - 10:47 PM.

[Rangerrob]

Scene…Tito's office, Tito and Varitek are discussing the teams lack of hitting and their current predicament as they look through the office window at Pedrioa.


Tito: He still has hope.


Varitek: He wasn't here in '04.


Tito: And yet, to have come so far, still bearing the hope of winning it all, the rookie has shown extraordinary resilience to a slump.


Varitek: It is a burden he should never have had to bear. We can ask no more of Pedrioa.


Tito: Tek, the Yankees are rolling. Steinbrenner has his eye is fixed on Fenway. Jeter the Witch King and the rest of the Nine are coming for the AL East Division Ring.


Varitek: By foul craft, Torre has injected much of his team with HGH. An unnatural team that has covered great distance in the standings in just the last month. They are only a game and a half behind us.


Tito: We do not have the bats to keep up with the Yankee lineup. Tek, the AL East cannot stay here. The team is falling apart. We can't hit the freakin' ball, but Red Sox Nation is desperate for an AL East pennant. The team must decide now how turn this thing around, and prevent the Yankees from getting the Ring.


Varitek: It is in the Veteran's that we must place our hope.


Tito: Veterans? The Veterans are weak. The Blood of Schilling's sock is all but spent, its pride and dignity forgotten. All those players that won a series before do not have the desire the rookies do. There's no clutch hits left in the veterans. The hits are scattered, divided, meaningless.


Varitek: There is one who could unite them. One who could be World Series MVP with his bat.

Stay tuned for…

The Council of Francona.

Edited by Rangerrob, 20 September 2007 - 10:57 PM.

[Rangerrob]

The Council of Francona

Scene: Fenway Park, Red Sox locker room. Tito has assembled the non-pitchers on the team to discuss the lack of scoring runs down the stretch.


Tito: “Players from distant lands, friends of old you have been summoned here to answer the threat of the Yankees. Our season stands upon the brink of destruction, none can escape it. You will unite or you will fall. Each of us is bound to this fate, this one doom. Bring forth the ring, Pedroia.”


(Pedroia brings forth a 2007 AL East Division Ring.)


JD Drew: “So it is true. In a dream saw, The skies to the south grow dark, But in New England a pale light lingered. Red Sox Nation cried out “The Doom is at Hand, The Yankees are going to Win the AL East.” JD Drew reaches for the ring. “The AL East…”



Lowell: DREW!!



Tek: One run is all they score. One run behind them. One run and then no more. And out of playoffs find them.



Tito: Never before has anyone dared speak of our lack of scoring runs here in the locker room.



Tek: I do not ask for pardon, Tito, but the truth must come out. The AL East is too much of a burden for us, we can’t hope to Win the World Series if we focus on winning the AL East. Focus on making the playoff, aligning our rotation, and we will start hitting the ball again.



JD Drew: The AL East is a gift. Why not use the AL East to take home field advantage? Let us use it against the Yankees.



Lowell: We can not win it all as a Division winner. Only the Wild Card can win the World Series. It is a curse and by holding the AL East we can’t score more than one run a game.

[Rangerrob]

JD Drew: And what would a Salary dump throw-in know about the Wild Card?



Lugo: This is no mere Salary dump thrown-in. Lowell was on a Wild Card World Series Champion, and he is the only one that has been hitting all year long. He has carried this team to where it is now. You owe him your allegiance.



JD Drew: Whatever…



Tek: Lowell is right. We can not win the AL East.



Tito: You only have one choice, The Yankees must win the AL East.



BigPapi: Then what are we waiting for? (He pick up his bat, Tosses the ring in the air and swings at it, hoping to hit it all the way to Yankee Stadium. However he misses the ring and falls over hurting his knee.)



Tito: The AL East ring has cursed us so we can't hit anything, and our players are getting injured. The Ring must be taken deep into New York and dropped into Yankee Stadium. Only then will we take the Wild Card and win the World Series. One of you must do this.



JD Drew: One does not simply walk into Yankee Stadium and win a playoff series. The black gates are guarded by an evil that does not sleep. The great eye of Steinbrenner is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with foul-mouthed smelly Yankee fans. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with a team of All-Stars could you do this it is folly.

Edited by Rangerrob, 20 September 2007 - 10:48 PM.

[Rangerrob]

Lugo: Have you heard nothing Tito has said? The AL East Division Ring must be forfeit so we can win the World Series.



BigPapi: And I suppose you think you’re the one to do it? I’ve seen your “Bling” collection, you wouldn’t give up the ring. Never trust a fast shortstop!



JD Drew: And if we don’t win the division series? What happens when the Yankees make it to the World Series.

(All the veteran players start to agrue with eachother about the wild card idea)



Pedrioa: I Will Take It! I’ll bring the AL East Ring to Yankees Stadium then win the Division on the road…But I don’t know the way.



Tek: My dear Pedrioa. Rookies really are amazing players. You can learn all there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a whole season they can still surprise you.



Lowell: If by my clutch hitting or contract year motivation I can help you, I will.



Lugo: And you’ll have my glove…



BigPapi: And my bat!



JD Drew: If this is the will of the team, I’ll go along with it. You bear the weight of Red Sox Nation little one.



Youk: HEY! Pedrioa isn’t going anywhere without Me!



Tito: No, indeed. It is hardly possible to keep you off a roster, even when you are a walking ball magnet and have been hit by more pitches than anyone here.



Coco: Hey, We’re coming too!



Manny: Yeah, You’ll need players with great defensive range who always run out grounders to short!



Coco: Well that leaves you out Manny.

[Rangerrob]

Some Lord of the Rings I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery.

WIN IT ALL!

[rembrat]

Alright, I laughed.

[sleepyjose03]

Thank you rangerrob, thank you. That has to be the the single most inspired piece of humor ive seen in a very long time. It takes a true artist to craft the geekiness of our Red Sox love together seamlessly with the geekiness of the rest of our lives.


All that is clutch does not hit,
Not all those who strikeout are lost;
The veterans that are strong do not wither,
Deep bats are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be streak that was broken,
The Red Sox again shall be Champs!


(with my apolgies to JRR)

[patman]

Some Lord of the Rings I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery.

WIN IT ALL!

Outstanding work there, Rangerrob. Well done!

[DustyPetra]

I found this and thought it was pretty stupid. Suitable for today. A strange blending of the hot wives / scantily cladded women and Petra's soccer players. I think it's photoshopped.

Eewwww, like totally grosss! It's not photoshopped, it's documentary evidence. My rugby players would never touch something like that.

And besides, who is the eunuch in the background? MY players have war paint, armor (though not much of it), and a real man's body hair.

[opes]

Eewwww, like totally grosss! It's not photoshopped, it's documentary evidence. My rugby players would never touch something like that.

And besides, who is the eunuch in the background? MY players have war paint, armor (though not much of it), and a real man's body hair.

Rangerbob- kudos. Great work. Keep it up.

[dirtdirt]

Bravo, Rangerbob!