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[happybooker99]

And no one has started a game thread.

Time to pop my cherry.

Win this thing. It's past time,

[Rooster Crows]

3.5 games. Just do it.
GO SOX - WIN TODAY!

[Marbleheader]

Mo says, will you win this damn thing already?



bitches.

[Maalox]

You better fucking win, or seriously I am going to fucking kill all of you.

[dauber23]

Win or die trying!

[Rasputin]

I'm tired and cranky and if we don't fucking win some fucking games soon I am going to go on a rampage that makes Maalox' Crazy Sphinx period look like a fucking quilting bee.

[mpl6993]

Maybe we need dueling game thread I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery.

Desperate times require desperate measures.

[E5 Yaz]

Desperate times require desperate measures.

When someone named happyhooker claims not to have their cherry popped, that's desperate enough

[ToeKneeArmAss]

When someone named happyhooker claims not to have their cherry popped, that's desperate enough

That's happybooker - try to keep up.

And a little Canadian shall lead them.

I salute you, you magnificent maple-syrup-guzzling bastard!

[E5 Yaz]

That's happybooker - try to keep up.

Hmmm ... never noticed that. Mind must've been elsewhere.

[mfried]

McGowan was good yesterday, and we looked flat. Was this a reaction to the adrenalin of the Yankees series?
What are the chances we can do better against the more imposing pitches, AJ Burnett?
Patience and aggressive baserunning could be important. Please no more Cora:

Desired:
Ellsbury
Pedroia
Ortiz (hopefully in strong focused shape)
Lowell
Drew
Hinske
Varitek
Crisp
Lugo

Let's hope for the Lester who knows where the plate is...

[Worst Trade Evah]

It's time to announce our presence with authority.

[kevlog]

Quilting bees can actually get pretty darn crazy.



I really, really can't take another loss.

Get a grip, Sox!

[educatedcheese]

File under "signs we're all losing it"...



Teletubby power!

Or whatever. Just win the damn game.

[SoxScout]

Red Sox: Ellsbury CF, Pedroia 2B, Ortiz DH, Lowell 3B, Drew RF, Hinske 1B, Varitek C, Moss LF, Lugo SS

Blue Jays:Wells CF, Johnson LF, Rios RF, Thomas DH, Hill 2B, Stairs 1B, Zaun C, Luna 3B, McDonald SS

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Tek's last 241 PA: .233 .349 .332 .681

Tek's last 148 PA: .205 .345 .328 .673

Tek's last 61 PA: .149 .344 .213 .557

Faaaaantastic.

[Todd Benzinger]

Red Sox:
Ellsbury CF
Pedroia 2B
Ortiz DH
Lowell 3B
Drew RF
Hinske 1B
Varitek C
Moss LF
Lugo SS


Blue Jays:
Wells CF
Johnson LF
Rios RF
Thomas DH
Hill 2B
Stairs 1B
Zaun C
Luna 3B
McDonald SS

via bradford

Edited by Todd Benzinger, 18 September 2007 - 03:11 PM.

[Youks Baltic Roots]

I am leaving right now to watch the game.

Time to win; losing sucks.

Fuck I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery.

Show tits because it is fun to show tits. We don't need I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery for it.

Let curses rain down on PN23 because he is a cunt. I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery has nothing to do with that.

And beat the fucking Jays because that is what teams that want to win divisions do - beat up on the mediocre.

[SpinnersRock]

Enough of the INCONSISTENT crap, just win for crying out loud. I'm tired of being cranky, happy, cranky, happy, etc!!!

[8]

Canadians shouldn't be able to start game threads...BRING BACK PN23 we haven't won since. The ghost of PN23 will haunt us forever...SJH you have blood on your hands.

[Section15Box113]

BRING BACK PN23 we haven't won since. The ghost of PN23 will haunt us forever...SJH you have blood on your hands.

No, those days are over.

Tonight is the night that we...

...of PN23.

And WIN.

[Candy LaChance]

I haven't slept since the beginning of the mfy series. When I am tired, I turn into my mother. Win for the sake of all those suffering around me.

[Goosewptc]

If I have to go to bed pissed again, I'm gonna be....well.....pissed.

Just win the game, godammit.

[ookami7m]

Ted says "Stop sucking"

[MoVaughnsTruck]

[dauber23]

File under "signs we're all losing it"...



Teletubby power!

Or whatever. Just win the damn game.

This was rookie hazing day as the rooks were dressed up in funny outfits and forced to clear customs.

Does anyone have photos of Oki and Jacoby dressed as "female pirates?"

A little "piratical maid of all works" I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery might help out tonight!

[Steve Dillard]

Let's win and keep the Yankees' magic number at 15

[Doza]

You better fucking win, or seriously I am going to fucking kill all of you.

If they don't win, please do. I can't take this collapse much longer.

Edited by Doza, 18 September 2007 - 05:40 PM.

[kartvelo]

Ellsbury CF
Pedroia 2B
Ortiz DH
Lowell 3B
Drew RF
Hinske 1B
Varitek C
Moss LF
Lugo SS

That's a fearsome 5-9 right there.

[TFisNEXT]

I'm sick of the losing bullshit. We win tonight and it doesn't stop until our magic number for the division goes to fucking 0.

Thats all.

[kartvelo]

If they don't win, please do. I can't take this collapse much longer.

It's not so much a collapse as a deflation.

[MartyBarrettMVP]

I'm still confused....why Brandon Moss? Is something wrong with Coco or is Tito resting him for the contextual playoffs?

Never mind, saw this on Extra Bases:

"Coco Crisp is out, too, because his back stiffened up Monday night and it's still not good today"

Edited by MartyBarrettMVP, 18 September 2007 - 05:54 PM.

[Sleepy108]

Please! Stop this bullshit losing and put some serious damage on the Bluejays. I have watched way too many "almost" Redsox games for this month. Time to Rock. Send me to bed with a smile on my face.

[Rough Carrigan]

What is this with the simultaneous injury crap?
Sigh.

The Lester from the time before last would be okay if Tito was reasonably proactive.

Go Lester*!!


*(not meant to exclude homonym starters on other teams)

[Rough Carrigan]

I wish someone on the Sox had said, "Hey, eat a peach, McGowan!"

[Rough Carrigan]

Could Orsillo be bothered to note in his rundown of the mfy's upcoming schedules, that all the O's best starters are out for the season?

[TFisNEXT]

Good start Jacoby!!!!

[MartyBarrettMVP]

That'll work!!!!

[Rough Carrigan]

Jacoby Ellsbury. Bringing personal injury to ERA's across MLB!

[glennhoffmania]

Why are the Toronto announcers talking into tin cans?

[MartyBarrettMVP]

Uh DP you wanna take a pitch or two? Give Jacoby a chance to run

[TFisNEXT]

stolen base Jacoby...goes to third on throwing error!!

[MidnightC]

Sweet! Time to capitalize, Papi.

[someoneanywhere]

That's a fearsome 5-9 right there.

That's called 2006 I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery. Which might not be -- is not -- a good thing.

Go get 'em, boys.

[Rough Carrigan]

Yeah. I like seeing the Sox aggressive against a tough pitcher. Too bad they weren't against Kazmir. But better late than never.

[jtn46]

Why are the Toronto announcers talking into tin cans?

TV nerd alert...

Their audio is out of phase. It means the 2 channels aren't in time with each other.

[Razor Shines]

I just open a peanut with three nuts as Ellsbury swiped second base. This is a good omen.

[MartyBarrettMVP]

AWESOME! Jacoby you rock!

[normstalls]

How can you not love this kid???

Bring him home Papi!

[jtn46]

How can you not love this kid???

Well, if you're Coco Crisp, I can see how you wouldn't love him.

[TFisNEXT]

bad time for a K Papi. Fuck.