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[CoRP]

Seriously Tito what makes you think Pedroia ever needs a break? Kid could play baseball 72 hours straight and still have the energy to scream "Fuck yeah!" when he makes a play.

And then he shows you his massive pipes and spits.

Edited by City of Rosie Palms, 05 September 2007 - 04:52 PM.

[Blue Monkey]

Oh. My. God.

Were the ninetees really that cheesy?

Actually, I just thought about Fresh Prince, and the answer is yes.

go carlton, go carlton!!

[Kitchkinet]

I like Matt Stairs only because he absolutely wanted to murder Arod after the "ha!" incident

Hit him in the junk anyway Schilling

No need to hit anybody in the junk. Just...



STRIKE THESE MOTHER FUCKERS OUT!!!

[CoRP]

Had to.

[Kitchkinet]

Oh. My. God.

Were the ninetees really that cheesy?

Actually, I just thought about Fresh Prince, and the answer is yes.

Yes. But as cheesy as the 90s were, the 80s were much worse.

[UNCSoxFan5]

Lets go Schill- Bring it tonight

[Barbara]

How anyone could have recorded the following song... I do not know. Just the chorus is enough to sendshivers down my spine, and those shivers are likely caused by a cold blast of winter leaking out of hell any time this song is mentioned.

BUT THE ROD STEWART I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery LIVES ON

and will continue to live on until the very end.

Looking out on the morning rain
I used to feel so uninspired
But when I knew I had to face another long, long day
girl I used to feel so tired

Before the day I met you
life had been so unkind
but you're the key to my peace of mind
'Cause you made me feel, you made me feel
you made me feel like a natural man



WIN

That Rod must have done nothing but covers. This is a classic by Carole King - words and music. (You Make Me Feel Like a Natural WOMAN).

Rosie dear - can we please drop the cat? The dog gets a chuckle, but that cat. Sheesh. Such an ewwww factor. (I do love your new sock puppet though.)

G38 went after the CHB in his blog and that is a good thing. The kids are pumping up our old guys and that is a good thing. Schilling going to be going for gold tonight. He will

W I N !!!!

[opes]

post

I personally like the cat. I think its funny

Edited by opes, 05 September 2007 - 05:34 PM.

[neil]

Winning streaks of 5 make Tina horny.



WIN

[CoRP]

Rosie dear - can we please drop the cat? The dog gets a chuckle, but that cat. Sheesh. Such an ewwww factor.

So sexist. Male masturbation is something to be laughed at, eh? FEMALE however...not so much? GOsh, Babs, I would have thought you were more evolved like the rest of us. That's alright, I still accept you for who you are.

Oh and thank you for the sock puppet love. He's really growing on me, too...literally, because I am masturbating inside of him. Get it?






...what is WRONG with me?

[Kitchkinet]

...what is WRONG with me?

Mrs. Palms denying you sex?

[CoRP]

Mrs. Palms denying you sex?

Funny you should bring that up. ...edit due to graphic nature...

Edited by City of Rosie Palms, 05 September 2007 - 05:56 PM.

[Kitchkinet]

Funny you should bring that up...

It's one thing to confirm it, it's another to say why...

Edited by Kitchkinet, 05 September 2007 - 05:57 PM.

[CoRP]

Mrs. Palms denying you sex?

I'll edit it out of my post if you edit it out of your reply...

Amazing. Like it never happened.

Edited by City of Rosie Palms, 05 September 2007 - 05:58 PM.

[opes]

holy shit. Your wife is going to kill you.

[Kitchkinet]

More about Sox Appeal and the freak of nature they chose as their subject.

[CoRP]

holy shit. Your wife is going to kill you.

Puh-leeze. I am the fucking Wife-Whisperer™.

Edited by City of Rosie Palms, 05 September 2007 - 06:00 PM.

[Kitchkinet]

Puh-leeze. I am the fucking wife-whisperer.

You have the children to prove it, too.

[njingles3]

7:00 pm.

Carry on lurkers.

Dead birds, Jessica Alba, Tina Cervasio and no jingles for the win.

Do it.

[Kitchkinet]

Damn, njingles3 is a trooper.

[CoRP]

7:00 pm.

Carry on lurkers.

Dead birds, Jessica Alba, Tina Cervasio and no jingles for the win.

Do it.

You will be missed.

[CoRP]

I wanna F that Heineken DraughtKeg™ girl...just to find out what's that like.

Edited by City of Rosie Palms, 05 September 2007 - 06:04 PM.

[Kitchkinet]

"Oh, look! He's got your nose!"

"Thanks a lot."

I wanna F that Heineken DraughtKeg™ girl...just to find out what's that like.

I'd think that would violently chaffe. At best.

Edited by Kitchkinet, 05 September 2007 - 06:05 PM.

[CoRP]

Alright Schill. Let's do this. Look at that Standings Board...beautiful.

[opes]

I wanna F that Heineken DraughtKeg™ girl...just to find out what's that like.

Androids havent crossed my mind lately, but I have considered how much ass I would get in my name was Jacoby Ellsbury.

[Kitchkinet]

We're leaving together,
But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back,
To earth, who can tell ?

I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground
Will things ever be the same again?
It's the final countdown!

We're heading for Venus
And still we stand tall
Cause maybe they've seen us
And welcome us all

With so many light years to go
And things to be found
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so.
It's the final countdown!

[CoRP]

Androids havent crossed my mind lately

Sean Young...Blade Runner. She aged badly but I wanted to flip her over back in 1982.

Edited by City of Rosie Palms, 05 September 2007 - 06:08 PM.

[Kitchkinet]

What happened to global warming? It's only 63 in Boston?

[CoRP]

House-rattling thunderstorm here in SWFL. Had to switch from satellite to cable.

[Kitchkinet]

House-rattling thunderstorm here in SWFL. Had to switch from satellite to cable.

You have satellite AND cable?

[CoRP]

You have satellite AND cable?

I won't tell you about the set-up here in the family room. But I LIKE TV.

[Kitchkinet]

Nine pitches. Don't blink...

I won't tell you about the set-up here in the family room. But I LIKE TV.

Which one's HD? Or are both?

Edited by Kitchkinet, 05 September 2007 - 06:13 PM.

[CoRP]

9pitches...bitches

[OrlandoMerced]

I have to go do my fantasy football draft. I'll have the game on in the background, but I just needed to post this before I go due to Mr. Cora being in the lineup again


Tito------> <--------------Cora

[CoRP]

Kitch...what is it...me you and opes with jingles lurking? Where is everyone?

[OffTheVolvoSign]

Sweet start

[Kitchkinet]

Kitch...what is it...me you and opes with jingles lurking? Where is everyone?

It's the Rosie and Kitch Show! Also featuring opes. Executive Producer: njingles3. Director: GlenMorangie.

[hunter05]

i hate you lugo

[FoulketoMinky]

I'm such an asshole. Supposed to be meeting a friend for dinner, instead I'm gonna sit in my hotel room, watch the game and order room service.

[hunter05]

ELLSBURY IS SO COOL

[neil]

Jacoby is turning me gay.

[anakin]

I don't miss Manny.

[FoulketoMinky]

He hits doubles even with craptacular swings.

[Kitchkinet]

I'm such an asshole. Supposed to be meeting a friend for dinner, instead I'm gonna sit in my hotel room, watch the game and order room service.

You're right, you are an asshole.

You should have located a Sox bar wherever you are and taken said friend there.

The Legend of Jacoby!!!

[PayrodsFirstClutchHit]

Much better to have Lugo leadoff then someone who actually gets on base.

[CoRP]

Kitch...what is it...me you and opes with jingles lurking? Where is everyone?

Looking at our avatars, I think my kids might like this show...as long as it isn't subtitled.

There is no such thing as a Fake Edit, I am just an idiot who can't figure out how to put a secondary thought into my posts without this crutch: not to get all hyperbolic but Ellsbury is going to the Hall of Fame. I decree it.

[Grudecks]

More YouTube obscenity I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery (bleeped but still NSFW):



This made me cry. I cry a lot lately.

Could this guy be an funnier??? "You think we're just patsies making $5.50 an hour to clean up your do-do...we just dont do that...I mean we do...but...get it in the bowl"...classic!

[patman]

I'm here, but I'm limited to Gameday tonight Those 3 blue "Ball in Play, Out(s)" looked pretty good in the top of the 1st.

[hunter05]

I'm here, but I'm limited to Gameday tonight Those 3 blue "Ball in Play, Out(s)" looked pretty good in the top of the 1st.

Can't even Sopcast it?

[neil]

Come on Papi. Make contact at least.