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[GlenMorangie]

Winning is fun, but this team will not rest on it's laurels. Today, their most seasoned veteran takes the hill to continue what Buchholz, Matsuzaka, and Beckett have started. It has come full circle, and the unbridled enthusiasm of youth makes way for the experience, calm, and wisdom of Curt Schilling.

I hope he drills Matt Stairs right in the ass.

This streak does not stop today.

[Andrew]

I hope he drills Matt Stairs right in the ass.

Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.

[njingles3]

Part of me is tired of not being able to post in the gamethreads. This is the part of me that needs to express my feelings to other people during a game; the part of me that needs to refute someone's ridiculous statements or vehemently agree with another's; the part of me that feels the need to be refuted and agreed with.

In the end, refuting and disagreeing with myself - out loud - has had to suffice. And when it comes to the Red Sox I would give up anything for a victory - including my mental stability.

Keep me talking to myself Red Sox.

Make this happen:



And we can clean up the mess afterwards with this:



Win!

[Kitchkinet]

It's going to be a Carrie-like bloodbath. It'll take the entire four-game series in Baltimore to clean up all the carnage.

Remember guys...



WIN!!!

[CoRP]

Glen's little mini-streak fükken rocks.

[NomarRS05]

September winning streaks are sexy, kinda like Jacoby Ellsbury, but more like Jessica Alba.



WIN.

[CoRP]

That would be fun to wake up to.

[patman]

I hope he (Curt Schilling) drills Matt Stairs right in the ass.

I hope there's not an emoticon for that


I believe a win tonight will tie us for our season long winning streak - how is it fucking possible that we've only won 5 fucking games in a row this season. Fuck that. GlenMorangie's gonna blow that shit right out of the fuckin' water.

[Blue Monkey]

Part of me is tired of not being able to post in the gamethreads. This is the part of me that needs to express my feelings to other people during a game; the part of me that needs to refute someone's ridiculous statements or vehemently agree with another's; the part of me that feels the need to be refuted and agreed with.

In the end, refuting and disagreeing with myself - out loud - has had to suffice. And when it comes to the Red Sox I would give up anything for a victory - including my mental stability.

Keep me talking to myself Red Sox.

Make this happen:

Win!

Are you testing the game thread god?!? If the sox lose tonight I'm blaming you.

[patman]

Glen's little mini-streak fükken rocks.

CoRP, your avatar got me thinkken...



I wonder whatever happened to Sifl & Ollie? I hope, after their show got canceled, they didn't descend down into a spiral of drugs and gay sock porn.

[CoRP]

Are you testing the game thread god?!? If the sox lose tonight I'm blaming you.

Relax. The I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery is during-game-posting. Not pre- or post.

[Blue Monkey]

Well in that case, Fucking win!

[Kitchkinet]

How anyone could have recorded the following song... I do not know. Just the chorus is enough to sendshivers down my spine, and those shivers are likely caused by a cold blast of winter leaking out of hell any time this song is mentioned.

BUT THE ROD STEWART I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery LIVES ON

and will continue to live on until the very end.

Looking out on the morning rain
I used to feel so uninspired
But when I knew I had to face another long, long day
girl I used to feel so tired

Before the day I met you
life had been so unkind
but you're the key to my peace of mind
'Cause you made me feel, you made me feel
you made me feel like a natural man

When my soul was in the lost and found
you came along to claim it
I didn't know, I didn't know just what was wrong with me
till your kiss helped me to name it
Now I'm no longer doubtful of what I'm living for
but if I make you happy I don't need to do more
'Cause you made me feel, you made me feel
you made me feel like a natural man

Oo baby, baby look what you have done to me
Can't you see that you made me feel so good inside
Don't you know that I just want to be
close to you, you made me feel so alive
'Cause you made me feel, you made me feel
you made me feel like a natural man

Baby I ain't doubtful of what I'm living for
but if I make you happy I don't need to do more
'Cause you made me feel, you made me feel
Well you made me feel like a natural man

WIN

This is not Rod Stewart I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery. Anything in his "Great American Songbook" collection is not Rod Stewart I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery.

You can test it if you want, but if we lose, then we'll know not to use the GAS in the future.

Edited by Kitchkinet, 05 September 2007 - 10:31 AM.

[patman]

This is not Rod Stewart I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery. Anything in his "Great American Songbook" collection is not Rod Stewart I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery.

You can test it if you want, but if we lose, then we'll know not to use the GAS in the future.

I think Rod Stewart was replaced at some point in the mid-70's by an Evil Robot Rod Stewart.

[OrlandoMerced]

I want some original I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery
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ok (maybe this can undo the Rod Stewart vomit):









fucking WIN

Edited by OrlandoMerced, 05 September 2007 - 10:44 AM.

[Kitchkinet]

I think Rod Stewart was replaced at some point in the mid-70's by an Evil Robot Rod Stewart.

Actually I think the replacement happened in 2001.

[njingles3]

Rod Stewart I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery is a very mysterious and crazy thing.

[Foulkey Reese]

Sure love to see Jacoby leading off tonight.........

also thanks for posting that statue!

Nice to look at some cock during the day with my boss right behind me!

Edited by Foulkey Reese, 05 September 2007 - 11:54 AM.

[CoRP]

More YouTube obscenity I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery (bleeped but still NSFW):



This made me cry. I cry a lot lately.

[JohnnyTheBone]

I want some original I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery

Indeed, the powerfullest I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery of them all. Muddy Waters and James Cotton.... Lord, have mercy!

[martybarrettoverdrive]

In honor of the magic number being 17, I bring you the immortal Winger:

I saw sparks fly, from the corner of my eye
And when I turned, it was love at first sight
I said please excuse me, I didn't catch your name
Oh it'd be a shame not to see you again
And just when I thought she was comin' to my door
She whispered sweet and brought me to the floor, she said
I'm only seventeen, but I'll show you love like you've never seen
She's only seventeen, daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me
Come to my place, we can talk it over, oh everything going down in your head
She said take it easy, I need some time, time to work it out, to make you mine
And just when I thought she was comin' to my door
She whispered sweet and brought me to the floor, she said
I'm only seventeen, you ain't seen love, ain't seen nothing like me
She's only seventeen, seventeen
(Solo)
Such a bad girl, loves to work me overtime
Feels good (ha), dancin' close to the borderline
She's a magic mountain, she's a leather glove
Oh she's my soul, it must be love
She's only seventeen, still she gives me love, like I've never seen
She's only seventeen, daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me
She's everything I need, daddy says she's too young
But she's old enough, old enough for me

[Sprowl]

Indeed, the powerfullest I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery of them all. Muddy Waters and James Cotton.... Lord, have mercy!

Scorching!

5 hours from now I'll see you all at that million dollar bash. More Bob Dylan I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery...

Well, I'm hittin' it too hard
My stones wont take
I get up in the mornin'
But it's too early to wake
First it's hello, goodbye
Then push and then crash
But we're all gonna make it
At that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
It's that million dollar bash

[patman]

In honor of the magic number being 17, I bring you the immortal Winger:
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Heh, heh... Winger.

[patman]

Oops, DP. And not the good kind either.

Edited by patman, 05 September 2007 - 12:34 PM.

[Muzzy Fielder]

I HAVE THE POWER!!!

[Muzzy Fielder]

It's good to see that Manny is still cheering the team on!
Go Manny! Go Manny!

[KiltedFool]

It's good to see that Manny is still cheering the team on!
Go Manny! Go Manny!

It shames me that I know where that clip is originally from.

But at least Ice-T has more reason to be ashamed.

[patman]

It's good to see that Manny is still cheering the team on!
Go Manny! Go Manny!

Excellent

[opes]

Find any starting lineups yet?

[Foulkey Reese]

That Manny gif is the greatest thing EVER

Thanks for inventing the internet Al Gore!

[opes]

Excellent

Thats Barry Bonds on the left behind Manny.
Uncanny

[CoRP]

It's good to see that Manny is still cheering the team on!

Muzzy you are truly talented.

[NomarRS05]

It's good to see that Manny is still cheering the team on!
Go Manny! Go Manny!

Oh. My. God.

Were the ninetees really that cheesy?

Actually, I just thought about Fresh Prince, and the answer is yes.

[rembrat]

1 Lugo
2 Ellsbury
3 Ortiz
4 Lowell
5 Drew
6 Youklis
7 Varitek
8 Crisp
9 Cora

From the main board.

[Foulkey Reese]

1 Lugo
2 Ellsbury
3 Ortiz
4 Lowell
5 Drew
6 Youklis
7 Varitek
8 Crisp
9 Cora

From the main board.

Ugh Cora again?

Also why not swap Lugo and Ellsbury to break up the lefty-lefty?

[FoulketoMinky]

I'm going with something simple that has worked for me the past 2 games:


FUCK OFF MATT STAIRS

I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery.

WIN

Edited by FoulketoMinky, 05 September 2007 - 03:10 PM.

[opes]

Ugh Cora again?

Also why not swap Lugo and Ellsbury to break up the lefty-lefty?

Cause tito wants to watch Lugo bunt to leadoff again.

[Foulkey Reese]

I like Matt Stairs only because he absolutely wanted to murder Arod after the "ha!" incident

Hit him in the junk anyway Schilling

[njingles3]

Ugh Cora again?

Also why not swap Lugo and Ellsbury to break up the lefty-lefty?

I guess Ellsbury/Pedroia at the top of the order was too good, I wonder if we'll see it again all season. Cora can play every day for all I care, but not until after we've clinched. Seriously Tito what makes you think Pedroia ever needs a break? Kid could play baseball 72 hours straight and still have the energy to scream "Fuck yeah!" when he makes a play.

At least he didn't bat Cora 2nd again. I can't wait until the playoffs, if only to see a starting lineup without Cora...ever.

[Foulkey Reese]

Cause tito wants to watch Lugo bunt to leadoff again.

At least Jacoby's getting the playing time....I figured Tito would throw Hinske out in LF for one of these games

[rembrat]

Ugh Cora again?

He hasn't played since the 2nd and we are starting to enter the "rest a starter every couple of games" portion of the schedule. I imagine Lowell will sit tommorows game..I also wonder if we'll see Keilty at 1B.

[Foulkey Reese]

He hasn't played since the 2nd and we are starting to enter the "rest a starter every couple of games" portion of the schedule. I imagine Lowell will sit tommorows game..I also wonder if we'll see Keilty at 1B.

I'd like to see Moss at 1st...didn't he play there for a while in AAA?

Also...the 2nd was three days ago!

Edited by Foulkey Reese, 05 September 2007 - 03:06 PM.

[opes]

At least Jacoby's getting the playing time....I figured Tito would throw Hinske out in LF for one of these games

No way. Jacoby's rugged good looks can mesmerize and distract opposing pitchers is Titos secret weapon. Even the straightest man cannot escape its overwhelming power.
I wouldnt be surprised if Drew is told to wear a cardboard cutout of Jacoby's face to give him a fighting chance to get a basehit.

[rembrat]

I'd like to see Moss at 1st...didn't he play there for a while in AAA?

Also...the 2nd was three days ago!

Yes, Moss has taken grounders @ 1B in AAA but Olsen[LHP] goes on Thrusday. It would be a good day to get Big Red in there.

Edited by rembrat, 05 September 2007 - 03:53 PM.

[Kitchkinet]

1 Lugo
2 Ellsbury
3 Ortiz
4 Lowell
5 Drew
6 Youklis
7 Varitek
8 Crisp
9 Cora

From the main board.

I think they're experimenting with him in the 2-hole.

I personally think they should have Pedroia DH, give Papi a rest, and try Ellsbury in the 3-hole.

[KiltedFool]

Oh. My. God.

Were the ninetees really that cheesy?

Actually, I just thought about Fresh Prince, and the answer is yes.

The 90s were that cheesy, but this was 1984, which was worse, and the model that Manny's head is on it's his bigscreen debut.

[martybarrettoverdrive]

It's good to see that Manny is still cheering the team on!
Go Manny! Go Manny!

Is that Breakin' or Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo?

[asection8]

I know it is OT, but that phillies game was brutal. Yikes.