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[GlenMorangie]

I just got the last month of MLB Extra Innings.

No more huge MLB.TV delay!

Thanks for posting that....I just ordered the "pennant race" MLB EI on Cox for $59.00! In years past, they had not offered something like this in my area.

We just had a son in April, so I made a deal with my wife that I would not buy MLB EI on TV this year, as I had done for the last 5 years, so I would be more available to help with the kids. What a mistake! I was huddled in front of the PC every night "watching" the game on gameday, completely isolated from the family. The wife hated that even more than when I watched on TV! It's great how things work out sometimes...

[opes]

How much? Might be worth it now that I'm back in AA and hence stuck with MLB.TV

Sopcast.

I can live with the 5 second delay.

[Preacher]

Do yo need a phone line for MLB EI?

[neil]

Time for the powerful Tina I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery.

Big Papi agrees:

[Uncle Mumford]

I have been waiting a long time to have swearing I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery. Fuck it feels good.
The Jays are a bunch of dirty dicklickers. I love that swear.

I also believe that the official spelling of "fucking" should be changed to "fucken" to more accurately reflect how we say it. Only the Brits would pronounce it "fucking". The rest of us don't enunciate that fucken much.

However, if the word "fucking" is used to refer to the act of "fucking," then somehow that's okay.

Also, on the DVD extras of the movie Old School, Will Ferrell is asked what his favorite swear word is.
His response:
"CUNT! no... whor... whore...whorecunt." I love that, too.

So, in closing, Joba Chamberlain is a whorecunt.

WIN, Goddammit.

[Dim13]

Alright, how about a song about I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery FOR I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery?

EDIT: Video has more than one hot body in it, as an added bonus!

In honor of our starting pitcher, I say FUCKING WIN.....

Mike Patton is fucking awesome. Even if he's an A's fan. I'm down with "I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery" I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery. Now, win the fucking game.

[Kitchkinet]

Do yo need a phone line for MLB EI?

Nope. Mine came up immediately once I put in the change on my DirecTV account online.

Hey anyone with DirecTV outside New England, do you have the Sports Channel package? If so, do you get all NESN programming except for the game itself (outside MLB EI)?

Edited by Kitchkinet, 04 September 2007 - 05:24 PM.

[Sprowl]

The Red Sox do fairly well against Cy Halladay (SSS warning), and Mike Lowell and Big Papi salivate at the prospect .

vs. Halladay	AB	H	RBI   BB  SO	BA 	 OBP 	 SLG 	 OPS

Julio Lugo 	 39	11   2	2	6	0.282	0.317	0.359	0.676
Dustin Pedroia  11	0	0	1	1	0.000	0.083	0.000	0.083
David Ortiz 	69	21  19   3	10	0.304	0.342	0.609	0.951
Mike Lowell 	17	6	9	1	3	0.353	0.389	0.882	1.271
J.D. Drew 	  10	4	0	2	1	0.400	0.500	0.400	0.900
Kevin Youkilis  25	8	3	5	3	0.320	0.433	0.400	0.833
Jason Varitek   53	13   9   6	14	0.245	0.322	0.377	0.699
Coco Crisp	  24	8	1	0	2	0.333	0.333	0.500	0.833
Jacoby Ellsbury		How you say "HAL-uh-dee"?							
									
Totals		 372	101	64  32  68	0.272	0.329   0.452	0.781

[Blue Monkey]

I may be in and out tonight guys. You must keep the good vibrations going.


oh... and win damnit!

[OrlandoMerced]

I may be in and out tonight guys.

That's what you tell the socks...

Edited by OrlandoMerced, 04 September 2007 - 05:28 PM.

[Foulkey Reese]

Time for the powerful Tina I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery.

Big Papi agrees:

Rock solid work there

Am I a day late for the porn??

[Kitchkinet]

I may be in and out tonight guys.

Isn't that where mannytizzletek was yesterday? In and out?

[EP Sox Fan]

Nope. Mine came up immediately once I put in the change on my DirecTV account online.

Kitch, I see you have switched mascots to Florida's other forgotten yet more succesful franchise. Was that dog the official Rays mascot (presumably because it's warm and fuzzy whereas a "devil" ray is rather unpleasant looking and thus difficuly to relate to)?

Profane I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery it is.

I can't fucking believe Mandurro's never seen A Christmas Story. It's a fucking classic. The label inside my rich choclatety Ovaltine told me so.



Fragile. It's Italian. Or rather, it's a description of Fat Billy's ego...er...elbow.

I can't fucking believe how much Papi pwns Halladay. .304AVG .342OBP .609SLG .951OPS in 69 career ABs.

Mike Fucking Lowell has been this team's MVP.

Beat the Fucking Blue Jays.

WIN.

[OrlandoMerced]

In honor of the fucked up toonces in post #1, here's some more inappropriate pussy:

[TeddyBallgame9]

I would like to making one simple fucking proposal.

In honor of Josh Beckett, every post contains at least one (1) totally unncessary curse.

Bung hole. Does bung hole count? There. I'll even use it in a sentence: Roy Haladay is a fucking bung hole. Win.

[soxfanlivinginevilempire]

In honor of the fucked up toonces in post #1, here's some more inappropriate pussy:

Man, it's gonna be that kind of night again.

[njingles3]

I'm just posting so we can move on to a new page and I don't have to look at that fucking cat anymore.

[TheAnswerIs42]

Further shrinking of the magic number makes me happy.

Also, go Mariners. Fuck the fucking Yankees.

[Kitchkinet]

Kitch, I see you have switched mascots to Florida's other forgotten yet more succesful franchise. Was that dog the official Rays mascot (presumably because it's warm and fuzzy whereas a "devil" ray is rather unpleasant looking and thus difficuly to relate to)?

No. The dog was an old avatar of mine. The Rays mascot is a manatee.

Though, now that I think of it, he probably makes a better mascot.

Better guess as to what he was, though. Somebody thought it was like Jar Jar Binks. xD

BTW: The Marlins may be forgotten, but everybody loves Billy.

Edited by Kitchkinet, 04 September 2007 - 05:47 PM.

[Mr. Negative]

A Christmas Story I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery!

[Fishercat]

Win!

Let Matt Stairs' OPS jump to over 1.000 if it's possible with winning, but if not, just win!

[Sprowl]

No. The dog was an old avatar of mine. The Rays mascot is a manatee.

Though, now that I think of it, he probably makes a better mascot.

What could possibly be a better mascot for Tampa Bay? It's got epic disaster and endangered aquatic herbivore all in one!

[Kitchkinet]

A Christmas Story I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery!

War the Fuzzy Bunny Slippers of Doom! You, sir, Win at the Internet!

[njingles3]

Still just posting to get to the next fucking page and out of sight of that godamn cat.

[January]

Rock solid work there

Am I a day late for the porn??

And a dollar short.

[EP Sox Fan]

What could possibly be a better mascot for Tampa Bay? It's got epic disaster and endangered aquatic herbivore all in one!

[Grudecks]

Still just posting to get to the next fucking page and out of sight of that godamn cat.

This will make you forget the cat

[CoRP]

What could possibly be a better mascot for Tampa Bay? It's got epic disaster and endangered aquatic herbivore all in one!

Too soon...too soon.

[njingles3]

This will make you forget the cat

Humping dog is okay.

DJ Pussy is not okay.

On that note, it's once again that time of the night where I bid adieu until about three hours from now to celebrate the joyous victory.

[hunter05]

Those NESN montages are so brutal

[asection8]

Test 1, 2. Test, 1, 2.

[rembrat]

Checklist
Big Bag O Porn Reference - Check
Picture of Genius Bookmarked - Check
Everything But Boxer’s Off - Check
Objects That Can Be Thrown Into A Wall - Check


Guy’s I think I’m fucking ready to watch this sonnofabitch to hurl a gem.

[CoRP]

What have I fucken wrought?

Edited by City of Rosie Palms, 04 September 2007 - 06:05 PM.

[OrlandoMerced]

Humping dog is okay.

DJ Pussy is not okay.

On that note, it's once again that time of the night where I bid adieu until about three hours from now to celebrate the joyous victory.

How about Kermit?

[Kitchkinet]

Oh God, Bob Ryan has his own show? I learn so much from getting to watch NESN's commercials.

[Mr. Negative]

I hope the Wang doesn't stiffen at the Toilet tonight!

[Kitchkinet]

I hope the Wang doesn't stiffen at the Toilet tonight!

What, don't want him to get stiff and blow it early?

Edited by Kitchkinet, 04 September 2007 - 06:09 PM.

[Sprowl]

Beck's efficient.

I'd swear, but I'm still frantically searching for the right obscurascenity.

[OrlandoMerced]

What have I fucken wrought?

It's humping I am unoriginal and unfunny. Please put me out of my misery!




Edit: Becket looks sharp early.

Edited by OrlandoMerced, 04 September 2007 - 06:11 PM.

[Kitchkinet]

BecKs!

[DavidWellsAteNelson]

The best swearing scene in a movie ever.



You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. Then you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat.

Clerk: "I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me."

And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!


I WANT A WIN RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

[opes]

PINK BOOTY SHORTY GIRL OFFERS HERSELF

[Kitchkinet]

Oooookay, we're getting squeezed.

[soxfanlivinginevilempire]

where was that pitch?

gameday had it right down the middle