This topic is lockedI keep looking for sarcasm indicators, but I don't see any. Even in the weekend series, Josh Beckett did a huge can't stand you display, probably accompanied by F-bombs or such epithets at the guy. Nah, you're pulling all of our legs, right?AJ has always struck me as such a class act, and one of the most liked guys in baseball.
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Hot Wife All-Stars
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 12:50 PM
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 04:32 PM
Thanks to Rosey Palm and ClutchBOS for the inspiration to HIJACK this thread from hot baseball wives to FREAKY baseball wives.
Heres is Mrs AJ again, followed by Reche Caldwell (who probably has Graves disease, an autoimmune disorder which causes the bug eyes effect), and some other noteable bug eyes folks.
Reche "Headlights" Caldwell
The Runaway Bride
American Idol contestant Kenneth Briggs who Simon Cowell said: “You look a little odd ... you look like one of those creatures that live in the jungle, with those massive eyes ... a bush baby.”
Heres is Mrs AJ again, followed by Reche Caldwell (who probably has Graves disease, an autoimmune disorder which causes the bug eyes effect), and some other noteable bug eyes folks.
Reche "Headlights" Caldwell
The Runaway Bride
American Idol contestant Kenneth Briggs who Simon Cowell said: “You look a little odd ... you look like one of those creatures that live in the jungle, with those massive eyes ... a bush baby.”
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 04:39 PM
Here is a real bush baby
Marty Feldman - the famed hunchback from "young Frankenstein....uhhh, that's FrankenSTEEN"
A person with Graves Disease - notice the enlarged Thyroid with the Bug Eyes (Exopthalmos)
Bucky himself
Me at work
Marty Feldman - the famed hunchback from "young Frankenstein....uhhh, that's FrankenSTEEN"
A person with Graves Disease - notice the enlarged Thyroid with the Bug Eyes (Exopthalmos)
Bucky himself
Me at work
Edited by Pirate-Doctor, 23 July 2007 - 04:40 PM.
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 10:52 PM
Belinda Carlisle, former GoGo and wife of Red Sox and Dodger underachiever Mike Marshall.
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 02:18 AM
Grady Sizemore does ok for himself. Shown here on the left (minus the 'fro) with his brother.
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 09:16 AM
That's not Grady SizemoreGrady Sizemore does ok for himself. Shown here on the left (minus the 'fro) with his brother.
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 10:23 AM
I knew someone would challenge me on this. Here's another pic of the same girl in San Fran during All-Star weekend. And that most definitely is Grady.That's not Grady Sizemore
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 12:07 PM
the guy in the below picture is not the same as the guy in the above picture. And how do we know that's the same girl anyway?And if it was the same girl, what does that prove about the identity of the guy(s) above anyway?I knew someone would challenge me on this. Here's another pic of the same girl in San Fran during All-Star weekend. And that most definitely is Grady.
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 12:59 PM
I'm a huge admirer of your work on this thread, Rosie Palms, but I'm not convinced that the guy in the first picture is Grady Sizemore either. Doesn't change what I think of the gal in the middle, anyway!
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 01:52 PM
Looks like we will get to see pretty much all of Barry Bonds' mistress, Kimberly Bell
Bonds’s Former Companion Will Pose for Playboy
http://www.nytimes.c.../24schmidt.html
Bonds’s Former Companion Will Pose for Playboy
http://www.nytimes.c.../24schmidt.html
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 03:10 PM
That's not Grady Sizemore
Who the hell cares...can we see a pic of the girl without her shirt on?
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 03:13 PM
Looks like we will get to see pretty much all of Barry Bonds' mistress, Kimberly Bell
Bonds's Former Companion Will Pose for Playboy
http://www.nytimes.c.../24schmidt.html
For the photoshoot I hope they lather her all up in the Cream and the Clear...
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 04:19 PM
I'm a huge admirer of your work on this thread, Rosie Palms, but I'm not convinced that the guy in the first picture is Grady Sizemore either. Doesn't change what I think of the gal in the middle, anyway!
I think the board has spoken. I believe that I am allowed certain liberties as long as I produce pictures of hot chicks. So, how about this?Who the hell cares...can we see a pic of the girl without her shirt on?
Wife? No. Girlfriend? Probably not but who knows.
But she is wearing a baseball "uniform" which is good enough for me. I even like that it's a Yankee uniform...she's been naughty and must be disciplined.
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 04:40 PM
But she is wearing a baseball "uniform" which is good enough for me. I even like that it's a Yankee uniform...she's been naughty and must be disciplined.
Uuuhhh...let's not get into the details of your personal sexual perversions. This isn't some weird S+M bondage site and I've been fooled all along is it?
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 05:30 PM
Neither of these girls are Players wives or girlfriends but they are listed on the SoSH abbreviations page under "Lefty" and "Righty"
http://www.sonsofsam...efty_and_Righty
Only one quote comes to mind: "Oh and by the way: they're real and their FANTASTIC" ...girl Jerry Seinfeld was dating with great boobs on a Seinfeld episode
Although I am actually confused by the definitions given for each on the abbreviations page...who is Lefty and who is Righty?
Is Lefty the girl on the viewers left or the girl on THEIR left? If the girl with the huge funbags is listed as RIGHTIE then I would greatly disagree with her definition of "despite great 'peripherals' only taking one great photo in her life" I would have to argue that she and the small community she calls her breasts have made many, many great photos...and I for one would like to see more of them.
And if anyone knows how they came to be listed on SoSH I am very interested....
Red Sox win 8-5 and take 3-4 from ChiSox...nice way to end an otherwise metz-a-metz homestand.
damn you missed the line.
"they're real, and they're spectacular"
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 05:54 PM
damn you missed the line.
"they're real, and they're spectacular"
They really are spectacular.
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 06:19 PM
They really are spectacular.
Yes they really are. And if I could get my hands on them I'd be one motorboating son-of-a-bitch.
And her name on that Seinfeld episode was Sidra and it was Teri Hatcher... gyro-type props to MannyTizzleTek
Edited by Pirate-Doctor, 24 July 2007 - 06:22 PM.
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 09:20 PM
Yes they really are. And if I could get my hands on them I'd be one motorboating son-of-a-bitch.
And her name on that Seinfeld episode was Sidra and it was Teri Hatcher... gyro-type props to MannyTizzleTek
I think one of the real site members needs to enlighten us on who exactly they are and why their pic is on the wiki. Lancer383 apparently posted it.
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Posted 25 July 2007 - 08:08 AM
Damn. Now I have to break out my Eliza Dushku pix. I was saving her for the LAAA series.
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Posted 25 July 2007 - 08:57 AM
this thread has gone straight to hell.
Brad Penny and Dushku
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Posted 25 July 2007 - 10:25 AM
Nice coordinating hat/dress combo. How perfectly lame. I wonder if they're finishing each other's sentences yet?
Brad Penny and Dushku
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Posted 25 July 2007 - 12:05 PM
Derek Lowe is one of a handful of all time great Red Sox post season heroes, or at least since Woodrow Wilson and those guys were in the White House. He could hang out with a hooker that wears miniskirts that fail the pencil test as far as I'm concerned and it wouldn't diminish my opinion of him.Nice coordinating hat/dress combo. How perfectly lame. I wonder if they're finishing each other's sentences yet?
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Posted 25 July 2007 - 12:26 PM
Yeah, but that ain't Derek Lowe. Although it does kinda look like him.Derek Lowe is one of a handful of all time great Red Sox post season heroes, or at least since Woodrow Wilson and those guys were in the White House. He could hang out with a hooker that wears miniskirts that fail the pencil test as far as I'm concerned and it wouldn't diminish my opinion of him.
This is Derek Lowe (and his former mistress / current girlfriend):
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Posted 25 July 2007 - 12:56 PM
Oh yeah. I wonder if Penny's chick ever shows up after a game and Lowe walks off with her.Yeah, but that ain't Derek Lowe. Although it does kinda look like him.
This is Derek Lowe (and his former mistress / current girlfriend):
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Posted 25 July 2007 - 06:42 PM
I keep looking for sarcasm indicators, but I don't see any. Even in the weekend series, Josh Beckett did a huge can't stand you display, probably accompanied by F-bombs or such epithets at the guy. Nah, you're pulling all of our legs, right?
Sorry, didn't mean to leave you hanging on the sarcasm report. Yep, I was being sarcastic. I thought describing a guy who was feigning licking some random chick's face as "classy" might have given it away, but...
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I still have to say that Mrs. Dergan-Podsednik is the hottest wife in the majors. She is smokin' hot. I remember her from Playboy and then as a host on some Fox Sports shows. I'll have to dig up some good pics of her to add on here.
P.S. - I have been reading the SOSH boards for years and finally decided to register and this is what I pop my post-cherry on. Unreal!
P.S. - I have been reading the SOSH boards for years and finally decided to register and this is what I pop my post-cherry on. Unreal!
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Posted 26 July 2007 - 03:53 PM
Ok...since you probably haven't read about our "pic per win" philosophy I'll give you just this one to tide you over. I was saving Lisa Dergan-Podsednik (and, btw I have PLENTY of others) for the playoffs but I am always willing to help a brother out.I still have to say that Mrs. Dergan-Podsednik is the hottest wife in the majors. She is smokin' hot. I remember her from Playboy and then as a host on some Fox Sports shows. I'll have to dig up some good pics of her to add on here.
P.S. - I have been reading the SOSH boards for years and finally decided to register and this is what I pop my post-cherry on. Unreal!
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Posted 26 July 2007 - 04:16 PM
Jesus Christ...what a major league piece of ass she is.
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Posted 26 July 2007 - 10:04 PM
Lefty and Righty are in the Sox Abbreviations section of the SOSH Wiki. I believe the picture has something to do with main board member and semi-legend The Great and Masterful Tom Ricardo, Purveyor and Seducer of Tawdry Sluts, Swordsman and Artist, the Herb Stempel of Bizarre Sexual Positions, God Among Men, Empress of India, the Finest Poster SOSH Has Ever Seen. That's all I know.
EIE
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Posted 26 July 2007 - 10:21 PM
Another win another quality pic of Lisa Dergan-Podsednik
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Posted 26 July 2007 - 10:24 PM
Another win another quality pic of Lisa Dergan-Podsednik
Im not getting it.
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Posted 26 July 2007 - 10:38 PM
No, you're not. Scott is.
lol. but seriously, am i the only one not seeing the pic?
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Posted 27 July 2007 - 09:21 AM
lol. but seriously, am i the only one not seeing the pic?
no. i can't see it. does it even exist?
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Posted 27 July 2007 - 09:44 AM
Both in my mental rolodex and on this page (twice if you count Jose's quote). Maybe it's a browser thing. I'm using Firefox and it shows up just fine.no. i can't see it. does it even exist?
I found the same pic in another location. Can you see this one or shall I just describe it for you?
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Posted 27 July 2007 - 10:52 AM
Both in my mental rolodex and on this page (twice if you count Jose's quote). Maybe it's a browser thing. I'm using Firefox and it shows up just fine.
I found the same pic in another location. Can you see this one or shall I just describe it for you?
I see it, but a description wouldn't hurt.
Stupid Question: Just how does a person maintain that kind of ass anyways?
Smart Answer: By making a lot of $$$$ and having a lot of time off to exercise horizontally
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Posted 27 July 2007 - 12:42 PM
She doesn't make the money. He does. And if you want to see an even better ass (if that is possible), just check out the last two game threads.I see it, but a description wouldn't hurt.
Stupid Question: Just how does a person maintain that kind of ass anyways?
Smart Answer: By making a lot of $$$$ and having a lot of time off to exercise horizontally
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Posted 27 July 2007 - 02:01 PM
My gooodness, what would the SOSH hardcores say about this thread? I don't see any comparable thread over there. Are you people trying to turn the Sandbox into a Pat's Planet or something?Both in my mental rolodex and on this page (twice if you count Jose's quote). Maybe it's a browser thing. I'm using Firefox and it shows up just fine.
I found the same pic in another location. Can you see this one or shall I just describe it for you?
But I didn't say to stop!
p.s., I see Pods strapped it back on yesterday (no, I didn't mean her) and help the ChiSox to another win over the Tigers.
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Posted 27 July 2007 - 03:57 PM
Call me old-fashioned, but her smile is the best part of the package.
I agree with CoRP, the ass isn't that great.
CoRP, a lot of your pics have the same pose, with the face somewhat disguised. Why is that?
I agree with CoRP, the ass isn't that great.
CoRP, a lot of your pics have the same pose, with the face somewhat disguised. Why is that?
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Posted 27 July 2007 - 04:13 PM
Saw a couple pics of Cynthia Rodriguez, not impressed at all, especially considering Arod's status as arguably the best player in the game.
Who would be on your all-star team, so to speak?
Out of the ones I know, my team would be
SP1 Anna Benson
SP2 Melissa Lima
SP3 Shonda Schilling
SP4 Trinka Lowe (Ex)
RP Mrs. Bob Wickman (yes, Bob Wickman has a hottie. Ran into her at the Braves series, and a sweetie to boot personality-wise)
DH Juliana Ramirez
OF Jaime Kotsay
OF Lisa Dergan Podsednik
OF Michelle Damon
C Sonia Lo Duca (Ex) HM: Karen Varitek
1B Mia Hamm (Captain)
3B Laura Cover [Aaron Boone]
I need a middlie infield. Anyone?
Thread Update:
Wives of current players only, for the "official lineup"
Wife must have a pic in the thread
Batting order, based on where the husband would bat.
No Yankee wives
LF Lisa Dergan Podsednik (Captain)
CF Jamie Kotsay
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DH Juliana Ramirez
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C Alicia Rickter
1B Mrs. Klesko
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SS Mrs. Lopez
(P based on hotness)
SP1 Melissa Lima
SP2 Anna Benson (60 Day DL)
SP3 Mrs. Tomko
SP4 Mrs. Matsuzaka
SP5 Mrs. Burnett
RP Mrs. Papelbon
Edited by mannytizzletek, 27 July 2007 - 04:30 PM.
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Posted 27 July 2007 - 07:38 PM
Because I can't post pictures of their great personalities, brains and senses of humor...which are really all I'm interested in anyway.CoRP, a lot of your pics have the same pose, with the face somewhat disguised. Why is that?
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Posted 27 July 2007 - 09:15 PM
Jason Hammel, say hello to Cole Hamels' girlfriend, Heidi Strobel:
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Jason Hammel, say hello to Cole Hamels' girlfriend, Heidi Strobel:
Heidi has a great set of DSL's and a motorboating platform that most boaters would die for.
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 09:47 AM
Mrs. Ben Zobrist
...will eat your soul.
...will eat your soul.
Edited by City of Rosie Palms, 05 September 2007 - 07:37 AM.
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 10:02 AM
Nice at first glance, but upon further review, the whole scene looks like it could morph into her being a murderous witch in a one star horror movie (or am I being weird(er) today).Mrs. Ben Zobrist
p.s., who the hell is Ben Zobrist.
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 10:15 AM
Nice at first glance, but upon further review, the whole scene looks like it could morph into her being a murderous witch in a one star horror movie (or am I being weird(er) today).
Al, you might be missing the point of this thread. (Besides, some of the hottest girls are in one-star horror movies.)
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