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[CoRP]

Wait a second, aren't you the one that started a "Hot Wife All-Stars" thread? And now you're offended by the objectification of women in the same thread?

Fair warning for the future of this thread - No one write: "I'd hit that." You must use personal pronouns for Tizzle.

[CoRP]

In honor of his 10K strikeout shutout performance allow me to present Josh Beckett's ex-girlfriend. Ms. Leeann Tweeden.

[CoRP]

Dirty Watah...

In homage to the Braves, may I present former Brave David Justice's ex... Miss Halle Berry:



edit: spelling

Edited by City of Rosie Palms, 20 June 2007 - 10:12 PM.

[chester]

keep up the good work Rosie Palms
dont know what this has to do with coco but when i typed in his name it came up

so in honor of Coco's great series:




um there was a pic there before

Edited by chester, 20 June 2007 - 11:57 PM.

[chester]

[Skeesix]

Maybe save the pic yourself and put it on imageshack or waffleimages or something. Tripod does that for anything on their server.

[marsrover21]

In honor of his 10K strikeout shutout performance allow me to present Josh Beckett's ex-girlfriend. Ms. Leeann Tweeden.

Wow. I am in awe of Josh Beckett.

[hittery]

Dice-K's wife is very pretty:

Boston Dirt Dogs

Look at the June 5th entry.

Anyway, as a female Red Sox fan, when this thread first came out, I was thinking we should supplement it with a team of all the Hot All-Stars (looks only, not talent). However, when I really started thinking about it, I realized that I couldn't even fill all the positions...Perhaps baseball talent and hotness doesn't exist?

Oh, I'd have no problem doing that, but all the boys on the thread might get freaked out.
(BTW, Jose Cruz, Jr. is the captain of that team. I had season tickets in left field his rookie year in Seattle, and wow. Closest I ever came to becoming a stalker.).

[hittery]

The hottest of ballplayers wives are almost all "car show girls" (Semi-hot slutty looking chicks with great bodies). I have yet to see a single classically-beautiful girl that is married to a ballplayer.

Debbie Clemens is a great example. Nice body but she oozes cheese.



She's also waaay on the wrong side of 40.

Papelbon's wife and Michelle Damon certainly fall into the same category.

Meanwhile, I weep for Trot Nixon. He's married to my mom.



...she looks older than Debbie Clemens and she's under 35 by my calculation.

Now, be nice. I was at that game, and she was an emotional wreck. I look like shit when I cry, too.

[CoRP]

Now, be nice. I was at that game, and she was an emotional wreck. I look like shit when I cry, too.

No woman should cut her hair like that unless she looks like Mila Jovovich.

[CoRP]

Oh and, for the Rockies sweep allow me to present a three-pack of CI's Ex J.B. in this month's GQ:

[mandurro]

Oh, I'd have no problem doing that, but all the boys on the thread might get freaked out.
(BTW, Jose Cruz, Jr. is the captain of that team. I had season tickets in left field his rookie year in Seattle, and wow. Closest I ever came to becoming a stalker.).

It's those darn Puerto Ricans

[Casilda]

Oh, I'd have no problem doing that, but all the boys on the thread might get freaked out.
(BTW, Jose Cruz, Jr. is the captain of that team. I had season tickets in left field his rookie year in Seattle, and wow. Closest I ever came to becoming a stalker.).

Heh. One of my best friends, his wife, and I were trying to put together the all-star pretty team, and the all-star ugly team. We didn't think of Jose Cruz Jr, but we did have Junior and Curt Granderson in the outfield. So there's the RF, CF, and LF.

The problem of course, is that depending on the MLB pictures will...give you the wrong impression to say the least. Thank god for google image search.

(Also, we had both Tavarez and Youkilis on the ugly team. I mean, we felt bad, but come on. Of course the starting ugly pitcher is the Big Eunuch.)

[splinters]

Ortiz and Wifey

[CoRP]

Another W, another pic. Mrs. Dice-K...getting ready to select the Lotto?

[CoRP]

A tribute to Barry Bonds and the San Francisco Giants for:

1) Making A-Rod's 9th inning homer meaningless
2) Dragging the game on for 13 innnings
3) Winning

So without further ado may I present Mr. Bonds* <cough> alleged ex-mistress, Ms. Kimberly Bell. Oofah, she's smokin'! I would definitely give her 15% of the proceeds from my baseball card signings as long as I wasn't reporting the income.

[CoRP]

Dirty, dirty water...



I love when Josh wins.

[CoRP]

One more for today. This one is of Ex-Padre, current Giant, Ryan Klesko and his very hittable wife.



Yankees lose. Tha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a Yankees lose.

[mandurro]

One more for today. This one is of Ex-Padre, current Giant, Ryan Klesko and his very hittable wife.



Yankees lose. Tha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a Yankees lose.

Good LORD!

[CoRP]

Klesko needs to recommend his optometrist (or Lasik surgeon perhaps) to Papi, Arod, and Bonds.
For guys with supposedly great eyesight and patience, they seem to have selected relatively unattractive mates. Maybe I'm being superficial.

I've got some real winners in the fugly category too. Just waiting for the right time. Have to pace myself.

[marsrover21]

I'm just wondering if whoever erased my two posts from this thread could please sitemail me and tell me why. Thanks.

[Jim Ed Rice in HOF]

I'm just wondering if whoever erased my two posts from this thread could please sitemail me and tell me why. Thanks.

I think your photos weren't showing up, instead we were seeing the dreaded red X

[marsrover21]

I think your photos weren't showing up, instead we were seeing the dreaded red X

Nope. Didn't post any photos...

[CoRP]

Mrs. Craig Biggio. I could hit that...but not 3000 times.

[CoRP]

Mrs. Mark Teixeira (2nd from right). Not bad.

[Awesome Fossum]

Lopez's Wife(nationals)is Hot!!Perfect Middle infielder

[Al Zarilla]

Dan Johnson's and Bobby Crosby's better halfs (halves?) are pretty nice, but have to admit I'm also trying to bump that Clemens picture out of the current page because I'm tired of looking at it
.

[Al Zarilla]

You did it (got Clemens off latest page)! Mrs. J.D. looks very nice and even Tommy Lasagna looks better to me than Clemens.

Thank You

[Buckner's Boots]

This is my favorite thread to lurk. Ever.

[CoRP]

This is my favorite thread to lurk. Ever.

By tomorrow it will be the most popular Sandbox thread. Ever.

We past 10,000 views today and will pass the "How does one graduate from Lurker" thread in a matter of hours. I take pride that I have played some small part in all of this and fully expect this thread to pass 200,000 views by the end of the season.

All fer poontang.

[P'tucket, rhymes with...]

Mrs. Drew

I don't know what Lasorda might be thinking right there, but I'll bet it too is "NSFW."

[CoRP]

Most popular Sandbox thread. Ever.



Most popular ex-girlfriend of a Sox player. Ever.

[Manny being Manly]

Most popular Sandbox thread. Ever.

Most popular ex-girlfriend of a Sox player. Ever.

Worst member of the MNF broacast team. Ever.



Mrs. Scott Erickson, Lisa Guerrero

[CoRP]

An oldie but a goodie. Bronson Arroyo and "special friend".

[Jonathan]

Bronson was a pimp.

Keep the goods coming everybody. This thread is my first stop every morning

[CoRP]

Tonight's all-star:



Mrs. Gabe Kapler.

[pre1236]

I know there are some good pix of Misty May in her work uniform out there. Am not computer savy enough to post, however.

[CoRP]

I know there are some good pix of Misty May in her work uniform out there. Am not computer savy enough to post, however.

Because you asked, here's Mrs. Matt Treanor.

[CoRP]

A D-Ray wife. Not sure whose though.

[Al Zarilla]

An oldie but a goodie. Bronson Arroyo and "special friend".

Ok, I've looked at that picture about five times now...exactly where is that left hand of hers? Nah, he doesn't look excited enough, but then he always was pretty laid back.

[JohnnyTheBone]

An oldie but a goodie. Bronson Arroyo and "special friend".

What many people don't realize is that five minutes after this photo was taken, she traded him for Wily Mo Pena.

[Bosox4416]

Small, but still....

Mrs. Jose Lima

[CoRP]

I'm still waiting for my royalty check . . .

YOUR check? Bro, without me this thread is buried on page 8. You're Ike and I'm Tina.

[Skeesix]

Small, but still....

Mrs. Jose Lima

What's small in that picture?

[Bosox4416]

What's small in that picture?

Haha, I just meant that you couldn't really see her as much as you would like to...I guess