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Hot Wife All-Stars

Started by Guest_mannytizzletek_* , May 31 2007 07:50 PM

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#1 Guest_mannytizzletek_*

Posted 31 May 2007 - 07:50 PM

Saw a couple pics of Cynthia Rodriguez, not impressed at all, especially considering Arod's status as arguably the best player in the game.

Who would be on your all-star team, so to speak?

Out of the ones I know, my team would be

SP1 Anna Benson
SP2 Melissa Lima
SP3 Shonda Schilling
SP4 Trinka Lowe (Ex)
RP Mrs. Bob Wickman (yes, Bob Wickman has a hottie. Ran into her at the Braves series, and a sweetie to boot personality-wise)

DH Juliana Ramirez
OF Jaime Kotsay
OF Lisa Dergan Podsednik
OF Michelle Damon
C Sonia Lo Duca (Ex) HM: Karen Varitek
1B Mia Hamm (Captain)
3B Laura Cover [Aaron Boone]

I need a middlie infield. Anyone?

Edited by Sille Skrub, 21 June 2007 - 01:43 PM.

#2 marsrover21

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Posted 31 May 2007 - 08:50 PM

Not exactly sure if this is Red Sox talk...But shouldn't Mrs. Piazza be at catcher (or are they still engaged?).

#3 mandurro

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Posted 31 May 2007 - 08:56 PM

Slow night, so what the hell.....ummmm Jennie Finch!!!!! (Casey Daigle D-Backs pitcher). And if Jeter had married Jordana Brewster she'd be the MVP....DIOS MIO.

#4 mcgranek1

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Posted 31 May 2007 - 09:15 PM

I think that A-rods wife is very good looking. She should probalby be put on this list, Either at SS or 3B.

#5 nvalvo

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Posted 01 June 2007 - 01:17 AM

The A's and Giants have a wives softball game for charity each year. Some of them are pretty fine, but the A's wives look cuter, because they wear their husbands' jerseys tied up (so, say, a name like Duscherer falls off his wife's shoulders), while the Giants' wives have their own pink SF jerseys. Also, of course, the Giants are, on average, much older than the A's, and consequently so are their wives.

#6 Wingack


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Posted 01 June 2007 - 01:20 AM

I think I remember Jorge Posda's wife being pretty easy on the eyes.

#7 Sprowl


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Posted 01 June 2007 - 01:37 AM

Mrs. Okajima belongs on the list for relief pitching (LH) -- check out the Japanese video in one of the Sandbox Okajima threads: http://sonsofsamhorn...showtopic=18948

#8 Rangerrob

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Posted 01 June 2007 - 03:14 PM

I think I remember Jorge Posda's wife being pretty easy on the eyes.



Yep...Saw her on an Episode of OCC. Very easy on the eyes.

#9 fisk-27

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 07:53 PM

Anna Benson.

A quintessential baseball trophy wife and totally psycho, but she deserves a starting job.

#10 Foulkey Reese


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Posted 05 June 2007 - 07:59 PM

This thread is PAINFULLY worthless without pics

#11 Uncle Mumford

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 08:20 PM

Pictures, people. Pictures!

#12 splinters

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 08:27 PM

How about A-Rods stripper/hooker, does she qualify

#13 splinters

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 08:29 PM

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#14 redsoxfan1776

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 09:24 PM

Dice-K's wife is very pretty:

Boston Dirt Dogs

Look at the June 5th entry.

Anyway, as a female Red Sox fan, when this thread first came out, I was thinking we should supplement it with a team of all the Hot All-Stars (looks only, not talent). However, when I really started thinking about it, I realized that I couldn't even fill all the positions...Perhaps baseball talent and hotness doesn't exist?

#15 braudimusprime

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 11:01 PM

Some useful info on this extremely important topic here: http://www.umpbump.com/press/?cat=4. Seems clear enough to me: play pro ball, marry a fox.

#16 CoRP

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Posted 06 June 2007 - 09:18 AM

The hottest of ballplayers wives are almost all "car show girls" (Semi-hot slutty looking chicks with great bodies). I have yet to see a single classically-beautiful girl that is married to a ballplayer.

Debbie Clemens is a great example. Nice body but she oozes cheese.

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She's also waaay on the wrong side of 40.

Papelbon's wife and Michelle Damon certainly fall into the same category.

Meanwhile, I weep for Trot Nixon. He's married to my mom.

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...she looks older than Debbie Clemens and she's under 35 by my calculation.

#17 CoRP

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Posted 06 June 2007 - 09:26 AM

The Oakland A's might be able to field a team of Allstars...

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ANd if you're wondering about Mrs. Kotsay's body...wonder no more.

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#18 Guest_mannytizzletek_*

Posted 06 June 2007 - 11:20 AM

The hottest of ballplayers wives are almost all "car show girls" (Semi-hot slutty looking chicks with great bodies). I have yet to see a single classically-beautiful girl that is married to a ballplayer.

You seriously don't think Jualiana Ramirez or Laura Cover Boone are "classically beautiful?" If not, what is your definition of "classically beautiful?"


(I would agree that NHL, NBA, and IRL wives are, on average, more "beautiful" than MLB wives, but "yet to see" is a bit harsh, IMHO.)

Edit: Insertion of question marks.

Edited by mannytizzletek, 06 June 2007 - 11:21 AM.

#19 MadVlad

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Posted 06 June 2007 - 09:59 PM

Hottest chick I have ever seen in my life: wife of Whalers backup goalie Jason Muzzatti. On a scale of 1-10: she's a 20

#20 jinxbreaker

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Posted 06 June 2007 - 10:47 PM

Lopez's Wife(nationals)is Hot!!Perfect Middle infielder

#21 CoRP

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Posted 07 June 2007 - 02:59 PM

Laura Cover Boone is a friggin low rent Playboy model. She's a classic car show girl.

Manny's wife is a good looking chick but she's no Alessandra Ambrosio. Hockey Players have the hottest wives (usually Eastern European) and Brady (and occasionally Jeter) dates the hottest women.

#22 Guest_mannytizzletek_*

Posted 07 June 2007 - 04:25 PM

she's no Alessandra Ambrosio.

Isn't she 5'10" with a B cup?

#23 CoRP

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 01:52 PM

Isn't she 5'10" with a B cup?


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And your point is?

#24 Pirate-Doctor

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 02:12 PM

Really need some more pics here for this thread to take off.

#25 CoRP

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 02:50 PM

And to make my point about hockey players...

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From left: Brandy Blake, Angelica Bridges, Dina Arnott and Stacia Robitaille.

#26 CoRP

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 03:00 PM

And one more reason to hate Capt. Intangibles. His very tangible girlfriend:

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#27 Guest_mannytizzletek_*

Posted 09 June 2007 - 04:20 PM

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And your point is?

too waify. Since you brought up "classic" and all. I stand by my position that Juliana Ramirez is more beautiful.

That said, nice pick and I'll grant you that she's ahead of Gisele, as Face-wise, it's not even close (between "AA B cup" and GB).

#28 Guest_mannytizzletek_*

Posted 09 June 2007 - 04:22 PM

And to make my point about hockey players...

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From left: Brandy Blake, Angelica Bridges, Dina Arnott and Stacia Robitaille.



I don't see the point. (Or feel one)

Brunettes are more my type.

#29 Kitchkinet

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 04:28 PM

ANd if you're wondering about Mrs. Kotsay's body...wonder no more.

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Oh my god...

And yes, Matsuzaka's wife is pretty damn hot too.

#30 CoRP

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 06:34 PM

too waify. Since you brought up "classic" and all. I stand by my position that Juliana Ramirez is more beautiful.


Juliana is a good looking girl. Don't get me wrong, she could definitely be a part-time model but she would have to keep her day job.

And Alessandra? Waify?

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#31 CoRP

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 06:36 PM

Oh, and if you needed another reason to hate Jeter...

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#32 Kitchkinet

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 07:04 PM

Juliana is a good looking girl. Don't get me wrong, she could definitely be a part-time model but she would have to keep her day job.

And Alessandra? Waify?

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Definitely not skin-and-bones. Speaking of bones... :rolleyes:

#33 RockUrSox24

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Posted 09 June 2007 - 10:40 PM

Sal Fasano has a suprising good looking blonde.

#34 Guest_mannytizzletek_*

Posted 09 June 2007 - 11:20 PM

"Are you a work out queen or just blessed with a perfect body?

Alessandra Ambrosio: I work out with my Brazilain trainer Leandro- he invented the Brazilian Butt Lift which is a mix of samba,capoeira and aerobics." Nice!

http://www.modelsobs...sio-doukas.html

Why was she brought up in this thread, ain't married to an athlete?

#35 CoRP

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Posted 10 June 2007 - 05:28 AM

You're right Tizzletek. I apologize to everyone for offending the rules suggested by the title of this thread by bringing in the benchmark of hottness. I hope that someday you can all forgive me.

#36 JohnnyTheBone

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Posted 10 June 2007 - 11:21 PM

Juliana is a good looking girl. Don't get me wrong, she could definitely be a part-time model but she would have to keep her day job.



Nice! A "Flight Of The Conchords" reference already. Well-played, sir!

#37 splinters

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Posted 13 June 2007 - 11:58 AM

"Exactly how hot was Justin Verlander's girlfriend when she ran onto the field after he threw his no-hitter last night? I've heard great things from several sources, but so far all I can find on the internet is a picture of the back of her head. Google, you have failed me big time"

This quote is from Fitzy, from Townie news. I watched the game on Mlb.tv and no dice. Anyone else see her?

#38 Ferm Sheller

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Posted 13 June 2007 - 12:19 PM

I love it when people post in this thread. It gives me an excuse to scroll through the posts to get to the most recent one. Sometimes, I don't make it all the way...

#39 CoRP

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Posted 13 June 2007 - 03:33 PM

"Exactly how hot was Justin Verlander's girlfriend when she ran onto the field after he threw his no-hitter last night? I've heard great things from several sources, but so far all I can find on the internet is a picture of the back of her head. Google, you have failed me big time"

This quote is from Fitzy, from Townie news. I watched the game on Mlb.tv and no dice. Anyone else see her?


Come on. You gotta try harder. Here she is:

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I love bumping this thread.

#40 marsrover21

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Posted 13 June 2007 - 11:38 PM

Come on. You gotta try harder. Here she is:

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I love bumping this thread.


Where is she?

Edit: That's weird. Apparently you have to go to the site and view the picture there before you can see it here.

Edited by marsrover21, 13 June 2007 - 11:42 PM.

#41 CoRP

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Posted 14 June 2007 - 07:11 AM

Yeah, very weird. Here's the link: http://celebrity.rig...its.com/?p=1167

Her name is Emily Yuen.

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I just tried it again and it works in the preview. Strange.

Btw, she's cute.

#42 CoRP

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Posted 15 June 2007 - 08:46 AM

Jamie Kotsay from the front...

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Bless you Nip. Lots more pix in the Wiki boys.

#43 CoRP

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Posted 15 June 2007 - 08:50 AM

Holy crap, fellas the Wiki is FULL of hot wife All-Stars. And Mrs. Posednik is on the main stage...Sierra will be on the champagne pedestal and Cheyenne is up on the show.

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#44 CoRP

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Posted 15 June 2007 - 06:36 PM

Say hello to Rachel Reynolds the wife of former Florida Marlin Josh Booty.

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Mrs. Booty. Heh heh.

#45 CoRP

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Posted 16 June 2007 - 05:31 PM

Joe Mauer's girlfriend...former Miss USA - Chelsea Cooley

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#46 Hee-Seop's Fable

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Posted 16 June 2007 - 06:30 PM

Joe Mauer's girlfriend...former Miss USA - Chelsea Cooley


Perhaps we could count on you to procure one of these gems for every Red Sox win for the rest of the year? Good work so far :)

#47 CoRP

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Posted 17 June 2007 - 04:16 PM

Perhaps we could count on you to procure one of these gems for every Red Sox win for the rest of the year? Good work so far :c070:

Ask and ye shall receive. Not sure I can come up with another 60 or so pix without including athletes in other sports but I'll give it my best. My own version of Dirty Water. Here's another shot of Laura Cover Bleepin' Boone. Yes, she's trashy...
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#48 chester

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Posted 17 June 2007 - 04:35 PM

Ask and ye shall receive. Not sure I can come up with another 60 or so pix without including athletes in other sports but I'll give it my best. My own version of Dirty Water. Here's another shot of Laura Cover Bleepin' Boone. Yes, she's trashy...



really trashy
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#49 CoRP

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Posted 17 June 2007 - 05:28 PM

really trashy

Yeah, and we've both seen pix that we could have posted that are even trashier than these two. But hey, it's a family-friendly thread. :c070:

#50 CoRP

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Posted 17 June 2007 - 06:43 PM

In honor of his performance today I present to you Heather Morris.
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Matt, I'm sure you don't mind blowing a game now and then, if that's what does the blowing at home.

Edited by City of Rosie Palms, 17 June 2007 - 06:43 PM.

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