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Hot Wife All-Stars

#1 Guest_mannytizzletek_*

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Post icon Posted 31 May 2007 - 07:50 PM

Saw a couple pics of Cynthia Rodriguez, not impressed at all, especially considering Arod's status as arguably the best player in the game.

Who would be on your all-star team, so to speak?

Out of the ones I know, my team would be

SP1 Anna Benson
SP2 Melissa Lima
SP3 Shonda Schilling
SP4 Trinka Lowe (Ex)
RP Mrs. Bob Wickman (yes, Bob Wickman has a hottie. Ran into her at the Braves series, and a sweetie to boot personality-wise)

DH Juliana Ramirez
OF Jaime Kotsay
OF Lisa Dergan Podsednik
OF Michelle Damon
C Sonia Lo Duca (Ex) HM: Karen Varitek
1B Mia Hamm (Captain)
3B Laura Cover [Aaron Boone]

I need a middlie infield. Anyone?

This post has been edited by Sille Skrub: 21 June 2007 - 01:43 PM

#2 marsrover21

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Posted 31 May 2007 - 08:50 PM

Not exactly sure if this is Red Sox talk...But shouldn't Mrs. Piazza be at catcher (or are they still engaged?).

For the record, I don't mind the pink hats.

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Posted 31 May 2007 - 08:56 PM

Slow night, so what the hell.....ummmm Jennie Finch!!!!! (Casey Daigle D-Backs pitcher). And if Jeter had married Jordana Brewster she'd be the MVP....DIOS MIO.

#4 mcgranek1

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Posted 31 May 2007 - 09:15 PM

I think that A-rods wife is very good looking. She should probalby be put on this list, Either at SS or 3B.

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Posted 01 June 2007 - 01:17 AM

The A's and Giants have a wives softball game for charity each year. Some of them are pretty fine, but the A's wives look cuter, because they wear their husbands' jerseys tied up (so, say, a name like Duscherer falls off his wife's shoulders), while the Giants' wives have their own pink SF jerseys. Also, of course, the Giants are, on average, much older than the A's, and consequently so are their wives.

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Posted 01 June 2007 - 01:20 AM

I think I remember Jorge Posda's wife being pretty easy on the eyes.

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Posted 01 June 2007 - 01:37 AM

Mrs. Okajima belongs on the list for relief pitching (LH) -- check out the Japanese video in one of the Sandbox Okajima threads: http://sonsofsamhorn...showtopic=18948

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#8 Rangerrob

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Posted 01 June 2007 - 03:14 PM

Wingack, on Jun 1 2007, 02:20 AM, said:

I think I remember Jorge Posda's wife being pretty easy on the eyes.

Yep...Saw her on an Episode of OCC. Very easy on the eyes.

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 07:53 PM

Anna Benson.

A quintessential baseball trophy wife and totally psycho, but she deserves a starting job.

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 07:59 PM

This thread is PAINFULLY worthless without pics

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#11 Uncle Mumford

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 08:20 PM

Pictures, people. Pictures!

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 08:27 PM

How about A-Rods stripper/hooker, does she qualify

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 08:29 PM

#14 redsoxfan1776

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 09:24 PM

Dice-K's wife is very pretty:

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Look at the June 5th entry.

Anyway, as a female Red Sox fan, when this thread first came out, I was thinking we should supplement it with a team of all the Hot All-Stars (looks only, not talent). However, when I really started thinking about it, I realized that I couldn't even fill all the positions...Perhaps baseball talent and hotness doesn't exist?

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 11:01 PM

Some useful info on this extremely important topic here: http://www.umpbump.com/press/?cat=4. Seems clear enough to me: play pro ball, marry a fox.

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Posted 06 June 2007 - 09:18 AM

The hottest of ballplayers wives are almost all "car show girls" (Semi-hot slutty looking chicks with great bodies). I have yet to see a single classically-beautiful girl that is married to a ballplayer.

Debbie Clemens is a great example. Nice body but she oozes cheese.

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She's also waaay on the wrong side of 40.

Papelbon's wife and Michelle Damon certainly fall into the same category.

Meanwhile, I weep for Trot Nixon. He's married to my mom.

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...she looks older than Debbie Clemens and she's under 35 by my calculation.

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Posted 06 June 2007 - 09:26 AM

The Oakland A's might be able to field a team of Allstars...

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ANd if you're wondering about Mrs. Kotsay's body...wonder no more.

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#18 Guest_mannytizzletek_*

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Posted 06 June 2007 - 11:20 AM

City of Rosie Palms, on Jun 6 2007, 08:18 AM, said:

You seriously don't think Jualiana Ramirez or Laura Cover Boone are "classically beautiful?" If not, what is your definition of "classically beautiful?"

(I would agree that NHL, NBA, and IRL wives are, on average, more "beautiful" than MLB wives, but "yet to see" is a bit harsh, IMHO.)

Edit: Insertion of question marks.

This post has been edited by mannytizzletek: 06 June 2007 - 11:21 AM