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Full Version: The Jeter Sex Story
QUOTE(ifmanis5 @ Oct 30 2008, 03:20 PM) [snapback]1971516[/snapback]
The dirty details? Well, I don't have info as to positions and such, but I can say that she reported that he was in perfect physical shape and was generously endowed, however the evening's proceedings were, shall we say, very short lived. No foreplay, no mystery, just right down to it and over very quickly. She found it a bit odd, impersonal and not exactly the dream date she had imagined that it might be.
How short is "short lived?" One minute? Two, five? If you've heard the story told often enough, someone must have asked.
He doesn't even fuck them again later, or in the morning? If not, THAT would be sad. Maybe he saves himself for the next night's encounter.
QUOTE(LESDL @ Oct 31 2008, 07:15 PM) [snapback]1973277[/snapback]
How short is "short lived?" One minute? Two, five? If you've heard the story told often enough, someone must have asked.
Yes, questions were asked about that. She didn't have a stopwatch I guess.
Maybe he saves his "A" game for ScarJo and Biel?
QUOTE(TheShynessClinic @ Oct 31 2008, 07:36 AM) [snapback]1972263[/snapback]
Someone make this man a member so this story can go in P&G.
This would be a mistake. You don't give Max a membership with the thought that his story is going to be good--it puts too much pressure on Max. Max should send the story to someone, and they post it to P&G with a poll asking the general population if it is worth a membership after the fact.
QUOTE(ifmanis5 @ Oct 30 2008, 03:20 PM) [snapback]1971516[/snapback]
And guess what his first sentence is? Yup, you guessed it- "WHAT ARE YOUR HOPES? WHAT ARE YOUR DREAMS?" She laughs and gives him the option of remembering that they shared a night together with the exact same opening line.
The guy has no range.
Here it is. I hope it hasn’t been built up too much at this point as there really isn’t a whole lot to it. A mod can delete or move to P&G if they feel it’s more appropriate.
About a year and a half ago I was flying home on a business trip. As I was walking down the aisle, I noticed the one reasonably attractive girl in the area and it turned out I was sitting next to her. The last time that had happened to me the girl was psycho and went on to tell me about her step brother’s trying to rape her, so I was a little wary, but this one turned out okay.
After a couple hours of trying to keep up with me with the booze, she started opening up and told me she had been “dating” Geremi Gonzalez back in 2005. The girl didn’t expect me to remember him or the fact that he spelled his name with a totally gay I at the end, but I pressed her for a story. One night she was hanging out with him and Kevin Youklis, but Geremi had to take off. Once GG was gone, Youk immediately started hounding her for sex, complaining about how horny he was. She let him know she wasn’t going to be fucking two different Red Sox and that he’d just have to take care of himself. So Youk dropped his pants right there and jerked off in front of her. From her description, Kevin’s swinging a fungo bat instead of a Babe Ruth special. She made no mention of how much he was sweating during the workout.
I’ve exchanged messages with the member here who also was involved with Geremi. Not the same girl, but he definitely had a type.
About a year and a half ago I was flying home on a business trip. As I was walking down the aisle, I noticed the one reasonably attractive girl in the area and it turned out I was sitting next to her. The last time that had happened to me the girl was psycho and went on to tell me about her step brother’s trying to rape her, so I was a little wary, but this one turned out okay.
After a couple hours of trying to keep up with me with the booze, she started opening up and told me she had been “dating” Geremi Gonzalez back in 2005. The girl didn’t expect me to remember him or the fact that he spelled his name with a totally gay I at the end, but I pressed her for a story. One night she was hanging out with him and Kevin Youklis, but Geremi had to take off. Once GG was gone, Youk immediately started hounding her for sex, complaining about how horny he was. She let him know she wasn’t going to be fucking two different Red Sox and that he’d just have to take care of himself. So Youk dropped his pants right there and jerked off in front of her. From her description, Kevin’s swinging a fungo bat instead of a Babe Ruth special. She made no mention of how much he was sweating during the workout.
I’ve exchanged messages with the member here who also was involved with Geremi. Not the same girl, but he definitely had a type.
QUOTE(Max Power @ Nov 3 2008, 11:43 AM) [snapback]1977664[/snapback]
Here it is. I hope it hasn't been built up too much at this point as there really isn't a whole lot to it. A mod can delete or move to P&G if they feel it's more appropriate.
About a year and a half ago I was flying home on a business trip. As I was walking down the aisle, I noticed the one reasonably attractive girl in the area and it turned out I was sitting next to her. The last time that had happened to me the girl was psycho and went on to tell me about her step brother's trying to rape her, so I was a little wary, but this one turned out okay.
After a couple hours of trying to keep up with me with the booze, she started opening up and told me she had been "dating" Geremi Gonzalez back in 2005. The girl didn't expect me to remember him or the fact that he spelled his name with a totally gay I at the end, but I pressed her for a story. One night she was hanging out with him and Kevin Youklis, but Geremi had to take off. Once GG was gone, Youk immediately started hounding her for sex, complaining about how horny he was. She let him know she wasn't going to be fucking two different Red Sox and that he'd just have to take care of himself. So Youk dropped his pants right there and jerked off in front of her. From her description, Kevin's swinging a fungo bat instead of a Babe Ruth special. She made no mention of how much he was sweating during the workout.
I've exchanged messages with the member here who also was involved with Geremi. Not the same girl, but he definitely had a type.
About a year and a half ago I was flying home on a business trip. As I was walking down the aisle, I noticed the one reasonably attractive girl in the area and it turned out I was sitting next to her. The last time that had happened to me the girl was psycho and went on to tell me about her step brother's trying to rape her, so I was a little wary, but this one turned out okay.
After a couple hours of trying to keep up with me with the booze, she started opening up and told me she had been "dating" Geremi Gonzalez back in 2005. The girl didn't expect me to remember him or the fact that he spelled his name with a totally gay I at the end, but I pressed her for a story. One night she was hanging out with him and Kevin Youklis, but Geremi had to take off. Once GG was gone, Youk immediately started hounding her for sex, complaining about how horny he was. She let him know she wasn't going to be fucking two different Red Sox and that he'd just have to take care of himself. So Youk dropped his pants right there and jerked off in front of her. From her description, Kevin's swinging a fungo bat instead of a Babe Ruth special. She made no mention of how much he was sweating during the workout.
I've exchanged messages with the member here who also was involved with Geremi. Not the same girl, but he definitely had a type.
You could have done better telling this story. As told, I give it a 5/10.
Well, as long as Sox players aren't off limits...
A female friend of mine was out on the town one night during the 2004 season with a group of friends - I forget where, it might have been the Rack, when it was still open. Anyway, they ended up sitting at a table next to a table full of Red Sox players/posse members. One of the girls started talking with David Ortiz, who apparently wasn’t shy about his own celebrity status. They talked for maybe 10-15 minutes before he felt comfortable enough to invite her to meet him in the bathroom in five minutes. He got up and left, and she, although obviously not sure what to expect, did what she was told - waited five minutes and then went to find him.
She gets to the bathroom and opens the door to see a smiling David Ortiz, wearing nothing but a condom, just standing there waiting for her. Since hearing this part of the story, I've never been able to look at Ortiz the same way, but that isn't even the best part. The girl, some combination of horrified and confused, goes back to her table and tells her friends what she just saw. Some of them, like my friend, reacted in disgust, but a few of them were surprised that she didn't, at the very least, know what to expect or seize the opportunity to nail Ortiz. One of them apparently saw it as the chance of a lifetime, because she immediately stood up, found Ortiz in the bathroom, and finished what her friend had been afraid to start. Kind of gives a new meaning to the term "pinch-hitting."
Sorry it's a little light on the details, but I stopped asking questions once I got the visual of Ortiz in the bathroom in my head.
A female friend of mine was out on the town one night during the 2004 season with a group of friends - I forget where, it might have been the Rack, when it was still open. Anyway, they ended up sitting at a table next to a table full of Red Sox players/posse members. One of the girls started talking with David Ortiz, who apparently wasn’t shy about his own celebrity status. They talked for maybe 10-15 minutes before he felt comfortable enough to invite her to meet him in the bathroom in five minutes. He got up and left, and she, although obviously not sure what to expect, did what she was told - waited five minutes and then went to find him.
She gets to the bathroom and opens the door to see a smiling David Ortiz, wearing nothing but a condom, just standing there waiting for her. Since hearing this part of the story, I've never been able to look at Ortiz the same way, but that isn't even the best part. The girl, some combination of horrified and confused, goes back to her table and tells her friends what she just saw. Some of them, like my friend, reacted in disgust, but a few of them were surprised that she didn't, at the very least, know what to expect or seize the opportunity to nail Ortiz. One of them apparently saw it as the chance of a lifetime, because she immediately stood up, found Ortiz in the bathroom, and finished what her friend had been afraid to start. Kind of gives a new meaning to the term "pinch-hitting."
Sorry it's a little light on the details, but I stopped asking questions once I got the visual of Ortiz in the bathroom in my head.
I still think Pat Burrell yelling out 'You're fucking Pat Burrell!' is the funniest visual of them all.
QUOTE(CoolPapaBellhorn @ Nov 3 2008, 03:20 PM) [snapback]1977857[/snapback]
Well, as long as Sox players aren't off limits...
A female friend of mine was out on the town one night during the 2004 season with a group of friends - I forget where, it might have been the Rack, when it was still open. Anyway, they ended up sitting at a table next to a table full of Red Sox players/posse members. One of the girls started talking with David Ortiz, who apparently wasn’t shy about his own celebrity status. They talked for maybe 10-15 minutes before he felt comfortable enough to invite her to meet him in the bathroom in five minutes. He got up and left, and she, although obviously not sure what to expect, did what she was told - waited five minutes and then went to find him.
She gets to the bathroom and opens the door to see a smiling David Ortiz, wearing nothing but a condom, just standing there waiting for her. Since hearing this part of the story, I've never been able to look at Ortiz the same way, but that isn't even the best part. The girl, some combination of horrified and confused, goes back to her table and tells her friends what she just saw. Some of them, like my friend, reacted in disgust, but a few of them were surprised that she didn't, at the very least, know what to expect or seize the opportunity to nail Ortiz. One of them apparently saw it as the chance of a lifetime, because she immediately stood up, found Ortiz in the bathroom, and finished what her friend had been afraid to start. Kind of gives a new meaning to the term "pinch-hitting."
Sorry it's a little light on the details, but I stopped asking questions once I got the visual of Ortiz in the bathroom in my head.
A female friend of mine was out on the town one night during the 2004 season with a group of friends - I forget where, it might have been the Rack, when it was still open. Anyway, they ended up sitting at a table next to a table full of Red Sox players/posse members. One of the girls started talking with David Ortiz, who apparently wasn’t shy about his own celebrity status. They talked for maybe 10-15 minutes before he felt comfortable enough to invite her to meet him in the bathroom in five minutes. He got up and left, and she, although obviously not sure what to expect, did what she was told - waited five minutes and then went to find him.
She gets to the bathroom and opens the door to see a smiling David Ortiz, wearing nothing but a condom, just standing there waiting for her. Since hearing this part of the story, I've never been able to look at Ortiz the same way, but that isn't even the best part. The girl, some combination of horrified and confused, goes back to her table and tells her friends what she just saw. Some of them, like my friend, reacted in disgust, but a few of them were surprised that she didn't, at the very least, know what to expect or seize the opportunity to nail Ortiz. One of them apparently saw it as the chance of a lifetime, because she immediately stood up, found Ortiz in the bathroom, and finished what her friend had been afraid to start. Kind of gives a new meaning to the term "pinch-hitting."
Sorry it's a little light on the details, but I stopped asking questions once I got the visual of Ortiz in the bathroom in my head.
This story is one plain white SOSH T-shirt short of brilliance.
Correction: Two plain SOSH t-shirts and one Sam Horn short of brilliance.
I'm really impressed that Ortiz was his own fluffer. The man is clutch...cos if it were me I'd be afraid of not getting into the right frame of mind, but the dude must have a great supply of images to draw upon. All those home runs and big hits...the adoration of the masses.
Yup, thinking about it...that would give me a staunch-on that would frighten as well.
Yup, thinking about it...that would give me a staunch-on that would frighten as well.
QUOTE(Max Power @ Nov 3 2008, 11:43 AM) [snapback]1977664[/snapback]
I’ve exchanged messages with the member here who also was involved with Geremi. Not the same girl, but he definitely had a type.
Damnit, you should've posted this part first!
QUOTE(Max Power @ Nov 3 2008, 11:43 AM) [snapback]1977664[/snapback]
I’ve exchanged messages with the member here who also was involved with Geremi. Not the same girl, but he definitely had a type.
That is just hilarious.
While I can't provide any real stories like some of the others posters here, I do have 2 small pieces of info to add to the discussion:
One of my good (female) friends from school who happens to be a big Sox fan swears that her cousin fucked Papelbon. I have no idea when this occurred (pre or post marriage). Also, I heard through the grapevine that Tek's marriage was in trouble cuz he was fooling around with Heidi maybe a month before any story broke in the media. Since I had no way to verify it other than word-of-mouth and didnt know the original insider source personally (although I did know the middle-man) I never bothered to post anything.
Like I said, nothing earth-shattering, but I figured I'd chime in.
One of my good (female) friends from school who happens to be a big Sox fan swears that her cousin fucked Papelbon. I have no idea when this occurred (pre or post marriage). Also, I heard through the grapevine that Tek's marriage was in trouble cuz he was fooling around with Heidi maybe a month before any story broke in the media. Since I had no way to verify it other than word-of-mouth and didnt know the original insider source personally (although I did know the middle-man) I never bothered to post anything.
Like I said, nothing earth-shattering, but I figured I'd chime in.
It's always funny seeing all of the Red Sox wives on NESN knowing that every single one of them is getting cheated on. I'm sure that they know it too, but it still amuses me.
QUOTE(Foulkey Reese @ Nov 3 2008, 04:59 PM) [snapback]1978272[/snapback]
It's always funny seeing all of the Red Sox wives on NESN knowing that every single one of them is getting cheated on. I'm sure that they know it too, but it still amuses me.
As a woman and a fan it adds a wrinkle to my fandom that bothers me. I know it's unpopular around here, but I like to LIKE the people I'm rooting for. While Tek was under-performing on the field all season, there was a part of me pleased with the karma. Of course the fan in me wanted to introduce Heidi Watney to Evan Longoria and be done with it.
I know no one is perfect, and who the hell am I to judge, but these stories make my skin crawl.
(Not a comment on the story-tellers. Hell, I read them, didn't I?)
this has become the lamest thread not in the sandbox. 
Since we're on the right track, I have a story too..
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Dustin Pedroia bang 3 college chicks at 31 Flavors last night!!
Since we're on the right track, I have a story too..
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Dustin Pedroia bang 3 college chicks at 31 Flavors last night!!
QUOTE(Foulkey Reese @ Nov 3 2008, 04:59 PM) [snapback]1978272[/snapback]
It's always funny seeing all of the Red Sox wives on NESN knowing that every single one of them is getting cheated on. I'm sure that they know it too, but it still amuses me.
Why wouldn't they be happy? Varitek's wife is going to get a bigger cut of his next contract than Boras.
QUOTE(Foulkey Reese @ Nov 3 2008, 04:59 PM) [snapback]1978272[/snapback]
It's always funny seeing all of the Red Sox wives on NESN knowing that every single one of them is getting cheated on. I'm sure that they know it too, but it still amuses me.
All they gotta do is file for divorce and they get a nice cut to live off of. For most of them its a fair trade. Just ask the most obvious fraud Michelle Damon
QUOTE(Foulkey Reese @ Nov 3 2008, 04:59 PM) [snapback]1978272[/snapback]
It's always funny seeing all of the Red Sox wives on NESN knowing that every single one of them is getting cheated on. I'm sure that they know it too, but it still amuses me.
There's nothing particularly funny about being cheated on. Perhaps sports wives know from the git what they're in for, or they have better pre-nups than a lot of the rest of us. But it's not amusing. Sorry.
I've blown one of The 25.
QUOTE(Fratboy @ Nov 3 2008, 10:55 PM) [snapback]1978632[/snapback]
I've blown one of The 25.
I bet it was Leskanic.
QUOTE(Fratboy @ Nov 3 2008, 10:55 PM) [snapback]1978632[/snapback]
I've blown one of The 25.
Does his cum stutter too?
QUOTE(someoneanywhere @ Nov 3 2008, 09:02 AM) [snapback]1977406[/snapback]
The guy has no range.
QUOTE(Fratboy @ Nov 3 2008, 10:55 PM) [snapback]1978632[/snapback]
I've blown one of The 25.
What were his hopes? WHAT WERE HIS DREAMS?
I believe this Jeter story (from court depositions) more:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/yankees/paulpriore1.html
http://www.yanks-suck.com/prioretest.php
QUOTE
Q: Did Derek Jeter and Jorge Posada ever talk to you about the night that you went to the Mariah Carey concert subsequent to that night?
A: What do you mean? ....
Q: I guess I’m just trying to, I just want to be specific that something went on in this car that caused them to know that you were homosexual because you had said that based on that incident that they knew that you were homosexual.
A: Well, it was before we even did anything in the car. It was something that happened earlier in the clubhouse.
Q: What was that?
A: Well, they were packing their stuff up because they didn't think we were going to be in the series. They were getting ready to bring things back to their hotel. They decided they wanted to take a steam, which was very unusual for the two of them to take a steam because I had never seen them go in the steam room. When they went into the steam room, I was cleaning up things around the bathroom area, which is inside where the steam room and everything is. I opened the door not knowing they were in there and caught them interacting with one another. They in turn screamed at me to close the “F-ing” door and then later on came over to me and said, “You didn't see what you saw.” So I said, fine. I left it at that. Then they went back to bring their stuff to the hotel and said I will be back at 6:30 to come back and pick you up to go to the Mariah Carey thing. My companion was waiting, he was supposed to meet us down there, George, Mr. Lizardi Torres, and then when they picked me up they were a little late. They insisted on driving.
A: What do you mean? ....
Q: I guess I’m just trying to, I just want to be specific that something went on in this car that caused them to know that you were homosexual because you had said that based on that incident that they knew that you were homosexual.
A: Well, it was before we even did anything in the car. It was something that happened earlier in the clubhouse.
Q: What was that?
A: Well, they were packing their stuff up because they didn't think we were going to be in the series. They were getting ready to bring things back to their hotel. They decided they wanted to take a steam, which was very unusual for the two of them to take a steam because I had never seen them go in the steam room. When they went into the steam room, I was cleaning up things around the bathroom area, which is inside where the steam room and everything is. I opened the door not knowing they were in there and caught them interacting with one another. They in turn screamed at me to close the “F-ing” door and then later on came over to me and said, “You didn't see what you saw.” So I said, fine. I left it at that. Then they went back to bring their stuff to the hotel and said I will be back at 6:30 to come back and pick you up to go to the Mariah Carey thing. My companion was waiting, he was supposed to meet us down there, George, Mr. Lizardi Torres, and then when they picked me up they were a little late. They insisted on driving.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/yankees/paulpriore1.html
http://www.yanks-suck.com/prioretest.php
QUOTE(Fratboy @ Nov 3 2008, 10:55 PM) [snapback]1978632[/snapback]
I've blown one of The 25.
are Bellhorn's pubes as greasy as his head?
QUOTE(Keshti @ Nov 3 2008, 10:54 PM) [snapback]1978629[/snapback]
There's nothing particularly funny about being cheated on. Perhaps sports wives know from the git what they're in for, or they have better pre-nups than a lot of the rest of us. But it's not amusing. Sorry.
It's funny because they don't care enough about it to take off.
QUOTE(xjack @ Nov 4 2008, 11:16 AM) [snapback]1979266[/snapback]
I believe this Jeter story (from court depositions) more:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/yankees/paulpriore1.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/yankees/paulpriore1.html
What are Jorge Posada's hopes? What are his dreams?
QUOTE(Max Power @ Nov 4 2008, 12:27 PM) [snapback]1979805[/snapback]
What are Jorge Posada's hopes? What are his dreams?
I think he hoped that this story didn't get spread on the internet, turns out he was just dreaming.
Pretty sad that so many ballplayers cheat. Not surprising because they travel so much and are so idolized. I remember being in the bleachers when Damon played. For crying out loud, he apparently could have had dozens of girls any given night. It really is a strange phenomenon. Why don't guys hang out at women's sporting events and try to snag them ? What is it in a woman's socialization that would cause her to want to sleep with a ballplayer she doesn't know ?
QUOTE(BU1995Hockey @ Oct 31 2008, 01:09 PM) [snapback]1972822[/snapback]
My biggest fear in life is an STD. So, no.
My biggest fear in life is nothing...STD's bounce off me
QUOTE(biollante @ Nov 4 2008, 02:56 PM) [snapback]1979917[/snapback]
Pretty sad that so many ballplayers cheat. Not surprising because they travel so much and are so sodomized. I remember being in the bleachers when Damon played. For crying out loud, he apparently could have had dozens of girls any given night. It really is a strange phenomenon. Why don't guys hang out at women's sporting events and try to snag them ?
Men want looks, women want money...ever hear a man say Rosanne Arnold is hot because she is rich? Ever see Howard Stern's new wife, or the myriad of strippers that used to go on his show and tell him how hot he is?
QUOTE(CoolPapaBellhorn @ Nov 3 2008, 01:20 PM) [snapback]1977857[/snapback]
Well, as long as Sox players aren't off limits...
A female friend of mine was out on the town one night during the 2004 season with a group of friends - I forget where, it might have been the Rack, when it was still open. Anyway, they ended up sitting at a table next to a table full of Red Sox players/posse members. One of the girls started talking with David Ortiz, who apparently wasn't shy about his own celebrity status. They talked for maybe 10-15 minutes before he felt comfortable enough to invite her to meet him in the bathroom in five minutes. He got up and left, and she, although obviously not sure what to expect, did what she was told - waited five minutes and then went to find him.
She gets to the bathroom and opens the door to see a smiling David Ortiz, wearing nothing but a condom, just standing there waiting for her. Since hearing this part of the story, I've never been able to look at Ortiz the same way, but that isn't even the best part. The girl, some combination of horrified and confused, goes back to her table and tells her friends what she just saw. Some of them, like my friend, reacted in disgust, but a few of them were surprised that she didn't, at the very least, know what to expect or seize the opportunity to nail Ortiz. One of them apparently saw it as the chance of a lifetime, because she immediately stood up, found Ortiz in the bathroom, and finished what her friend had been afraid to start. Kind of gives a new meaning to the term "pinch-hitting."
Sorry it's a little light on the details, but I stopped asking questions once I got the visual of Ortiz in the bathroom in my head.
A female friend of mine was out on the town one night during the 2004 season with a group of friends - I forget where, it might have been the Rack, when it was still open. Anyway, they ended up sitting at a table next to a table full of Red Sox players/posse members. One of the girls started talking with David Ortiz, who apparently wasn't shy about his own celebrity status. They talked for maybe 10-15 minutes before he felt comfortable enough to invite her to meet him in the bathroom in five minutes. He got up and left, and she, although obviously not sure what to expect, did what she was told - waited five minutes and then went to find him.
She gets to the bathroom and opens the door to see a smiling David Ortiz, wearing nothing but a condom, just standing there waiting for her. Since hearing this part of the story, I've never been able to look at Ortiz the same way, but that isn't even the best part. The girl, some combination of horrified and confused, goes back to her table and tells her friends what she just saw. Some of them, like my friend, reacted in disgust, but a few of them were surprised that she didn't, at the very least, know what to expect or seize the opportunity to nail Ortiz. One of them apparently saw it as the chance of a lifetime, because she immediately stood up, found Ortiz in the bathroom, and finished what her friend had been afraid to start. Kind of gives a new meaning to the term "pinch-hitting."
Sorry it's a little light on the details, but I stopped asking questions once I got the visual of Ortiz in the bathroom in my head.
This is fantastic. And I'll never look at him the same again either. I didn't think it was possible, but he just went up a notch in my book.
QUOTE(biollante @ Nov 4 2008, 02:56 PM) [snapback]1979917[/snapback]
Pretty sad that so many ballplayers cheat. Not surprising because they travel so much and are so idolized. I remember being in the bleachers when Damon played. For crying out loud, he apparently could have had dozens of girls any given night. It really is a strange phenomenon. Why don't guys hang out at women's sporting events and try to snag them ? What is it in a woman's socialization that would cause her to want to sleep with a ballplayer she doesn't know ?
Women sleep to attain status. Women need to find the best DNA to put on their own stuff. And if you go primal, it's the big dick-waving, jock sports guys who show the best primal, genetic promise.
I can't believe I typed that. As a first wave feminist, I would have to state, dispassionately, that echo-boomers-----I would love to call them second wave feminists, but they're not----don't care about sexual stereotyping, cock bandwagonning, etc. But women will always go after big dick-waving jock sports guys because genetics predispose women to believing that big dick waving jock sports guys have the best DNA.
Guys don't sleep to attain status because the guy motivation isn't for status. The guy motivation is for numbers, for the spray of status, if you will. Sort of like a frog fertilizing a whole pond of tadpoles....
Men would never, ever patronize a female sporting event, unless they would be guaranteed a blow-job from every athlete.....with a shtup taking a distant second.
I hate to make it so simplistic, but women do it for love. Men do it because they have to do it.
QUOTE(Keshti @ Nov 5 2008, 02:36 AM) [snapback]1982903[/snapback]
Women sleep to attain status. Women need to find the best DNA to put on their own stuff. And if you go primal, it's the big dick-waving, jock sports guys who show the best primal, genetic promise.
I can't believe I typed that. As a first wave feminist, I would have to state, dispassionately, that echo-boomers-----I would love to call them second wave feminists, but they're not----don't care about sexual stereotyping, cock bandwagonning, etc. But women will always go after big dick-waving jock sports guys because genetics predispose women to believing that big dick waving jock sports guys have the best DNA.
Guys don't sleep to attain status because the guy motivation isn't for status. The guy motivation is for numbers, for the spray of status, if you will. Sort of like a frog fertilizing a whole pond of tadpoles....
Men would never, ever patronize a female sporting event, unless they would be guaranteed a blow-job from every athlete.....with a shtup taking a distant second.
I hate to make it so simplistic, but women do it for love. Men do it because they have to do it.
I can't believe I typed that. As a first wave feminist, I would have to state, dispassionately, that echo-boomers-----I would love to call them second wave feminists, but they're not----don't care about sexual stereotyping, cock bandwagonning, etc. But women will always go after big dick-waving jock sports guys because genetics predispose women to believing that big dick waving jock sports guys have the best DNA.
Guys don't sleep to attain status because the guy motivation isn't for status. The guy motivation is for numbers, for the spray of status, if you will. Sort of like a frog fertilizing a whole pond of tadpoles....
Men would never, ever patronize a female sporting event, unless they would be guaranteed a blow-job from every athlete.....with a shtup taking a distant second.
I hate to make it so simplistic, but women do it for love. Men do it because they have to do it.
Okay I'm a woman and I have no clue what you just wrote. I think women do it for status/thrill/possibility of landing a sugar daddy. Love and genetics?? Not so much.
Anyone else find it funny the "bot" had to get it's part of the Jeter sex story told? Coincidence I think not...
QUOTE(CoolPapaBellhorn @ Nov 3 2008, 12:20 PM) [snapback]1977857[/snapback]
Well, as long as Sox players aren't off limits... They talked for maybe 10-15 minutes before he felt comfortable enough to invite her to meet him in the bathroom in five minutes. He got up and left, and she, although obviously not sure what to expect, did what she was told - waited five minutes and then went to find him.
She gets to the bathroom and opens the door to see a smiling David Ortiz, wearing nothing but a condom... The girl, some combination of horrified and confused, goes back to her table and tells her friends what she just saw. Some of them, like my friend, reacted in disgust, but a few of them were surprised that she didn't, at the very least, know what to expect or seize the opportunity to nail Ortiz.
She gets to the bathroom and opens the door to see a smiling David Ortiz, wearing nothing but a condom... The girl, some combination of horrified and confused, goes back to her table and tells her friends what she just saw. Some of them, like my friend, reacted in disgust, but a few of them were surprised that she didn't, at the very least, know what to expect or seize the opportunity to nail Ortiz.
So she thought he wanted to meet her in the bathroom for what exactly? Help powdering his nose?
Guy/girl, unlikely he wanted to cross swords.
QUOTE(jen1632 @ Nov 29 2008, 04:08 PM) [snapback]2014471[/snapback]
Anyone else find it funny the "bot" had to get it's part of the Jeter sex story told? Coincidence I think not...
Attraction is not a choice.
At least that's what many behavioral psychologists believe. Evolution takes a long time to work its magic, so supposedly, women are still hard-wired to look for health (non-chubbies), security (status/money), and dependabilty (sticking around). For these reasons, beautiful women will choose to shack up with relatively unattractive, rich men for generations to come. It's a beautiful thing.
The saddest thing (for me) about the Jeter Sex Story, is that even considering all the amazing things I've been able to pull off with innumerable good-looking women in my lifetime (despite lacking status and money), I'll never, ever be able to compete with an athlete ... no matter how much I work out, glorify my good-deed occupation, etc. I mean, it's not just that this hottie female slept with the creepy, robotic Jeter just for the hell of it ... but that even after the odd sexual encounter, she chose to live it again! I love it!
Knowing all this, I don't understand why athletes marry. With pussy bein' thrown at you 24/7, why the fuck would you even consider settling down before 40? Because you want kids? Because you need someone to listen to your problems? Because you were stupid and married before you made it big? All these problems have solutions. Wait to have kids, see a therapist regularly, and get a divorce before your first big contract.
Why the hell did AROD get married? Moron. Stay single, fuck whoever, organize crazy orgies during the off-season, and live it the fuck up. Doing anything else is just stupid. Now he'll be paying a woman a ton of money each year for a very long time.
QUOTE(pdaj @ Nov 30 2008, 10:55 AM) [snapback]2015320[/snapback]
Why the hell did AROD get married?
I always figured it was because he needed a "beard".
It's all an image thing. They want to project the image of a good-natured family man even though they have their set list each city they go to. It's like the politicians that are vehemently against gay rights but have gay lovers or that guy who called for Clinton's impeachment having a multi-year affair. Jeter is a very, very rare breed similar to the way Namath was back in the day.
QUOTE(jen1632 @ Nov 29 2008, 04:08 PM) [snapback]2014471[/snapback]
Anyone else find it funny the "bot" had to get it's part of the Jeter sex story told? Coincidence I think not...
QUOTE(pdaj @ Nov 30 2008, 10:55 AM) [snapback]2015320[/snapback]
Attraction is not a choice.[...]
I mean, it's not just that this hottie female slept with the creepy, robotic Jeter just for the hell of it ... but that even after the odd sexual encounter, she chose to live it again! I love it!
I mean, it's not just that this hottie female slept with the creepy, robotic Jeter just for the hell of it ... but that even after the odd sexual encounter, she chose to live it again! I love it!
It's hilarious that you assumed the "bot" was Jeter himself, when in fact it was a deleted spam post. Jeter and his robotic sex is a pretty amusing image.
QUOTE(DannyDarwinism @ Nov 30 2008, 12:06 PM) [snapback]2015340[/snapback]
I always figured it was because he needed a "beard".
+1
QUOTE(cwright @ Nov 30 2008, 01:24 PM) [snapback]2015386[/snapback]
It's hilarious that you assumed the "bot" was Jeter himself, when in fact it was a deleted spam post. Jeter and his robotic sex is a pretty amusing image.
QUOTE(ifmanis5 @ Oct 30 2008, 03:20 PM) [snapback]1971516[/snapback]
She gets the driver's number, gets driven to his place, gets shown in by the butler, goes to the bedroom door, he's once again by the bed in only his jeans, gives her the same RoboSex look, and the exact same hook up session ensues- quick, almost machine-like in its efficiency and devoid of any kind of variety. The guy is just a creature of habit, I guess.
I was referring to this part in particular.
QUOTE(kenneycb @ Nov 30 2008, 02:27 PM) [snapback]2015350[/snapback]
It's all an image thing. They want to project the image of a good-natured family man even though they have their set list each city they go to. It's like the politicians that are vehemently against gay rights but have gay lovers or that guy who called for Clinton's impeachment having a multi-year affair. Jeter is a very, very rare breed similar to the way Namath was back in the day.
I think it is also, partly, that men are to some degree actually hard-wired to want families and stability. Sleeping around is very stressful, and men have a natural back-and-forth relationship with stress and stability. I think it comes from the run-and-rest dynamic of the hunt.
Also, that chicks who "go down and surrender the brown" have a way of talking us into a lot of damn-fool shit.
QUOTE(Maalox @ Nov 30 2008, 02:40 PM) [snapback]2015450[/snapback]
I think it is also, partly, that men are to some degree actually hard-wired to want families and stability.
Perhaps. I also think we're programmed to "spread seed" and "pass on the legacy".
To do so, you need kids. If you're going to have kids, you might as well get married. It's cheaper, anyway.
But, hey, it wasn't long ago that I met two guys at a cigar shop who claimed to be best friends for over 30 years. One was a cop and the other a doctor. So, the physician says, "You know, every girl I've ever dated has seen me as the 'settle down and marry type'. Even the easy girls would try to make me wait for sex because they wanted things be be 'special'. Meanwhile, this clown (pointing to his cop friend), gets more one-nighters than a college senior. He's seen as just a pass through."
I wonder if the same can be said for athletes. Females work toward marriage from the start?
If that was the case, and I was an athlete, I'd just say "fuck it" and stick to married women or professionals. It's a great way to avoid the trap.
QUOTE(Maalox @ Nov 30 2008, 02:40 PM) [snapback]2015450[/snapback]
Also, that chicks who "go down and surrender the brown" have a way of talking us into a lot of damn-fool shit.
And for the record, this is the first time I've ever been tempted to add a signature.
QUOTE(Maalox @ Nov 30 2008, 02:40 PM) [snapback]2015450[/snapback]
I think it is also, partly, that men are to some degree actually hard-wired to want families and stability. Sleeping around is very stressful, and men naturally have a natural back-and-forth relationship with stress and stability.
Numerous studies have shown that married men live longer and are generally healthier than unmarried men. As you suggest, a significant part of this probably attributable to stress-related issues (indicated, for example, by heart-health and suicide rate discrepancies between marrieds and bachelors). Of course there's a genetic price to be paid for monogomy, which is why I recommend cuckoldry and frequent deposits at the sperm bank.
QUOTE(DannyDarwinism @ Nov 30 2008, 02:13 PM) [snapback]2015495[/snapback]
Numerous studies have shown that married men live longer and are generally healthier than unmarried men.
As Bill Maher has said... "and indoor cat lives longer than outdoor cat. But he looks out on a world he'll never know."
Then again, I got married when I was 26.
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