Let's send this dick back to Guantanamo.

It's up to Wake to bring the Axis of Evil to justice and to preserve Freedom!

Thank you for not violating game thread protocol.


The Red Sox will win tonight because I generally only get to watch the Friday games. And I'll be damned if some Guantanamo escapee (and Sooner) is going to ruin my week.

Believe me, I don't have the balls to upset the game thread Gods in my first game thread.

Good luck Pedro's, but I was always of the opinion that we should have gotten G38 to start all threads this year. He did OK last post-season.

Wake, Byrd, and Colon to pitch the first 3 games of this 4 game series.

Yikes.

Who IS David Purcey? "Pur-cey" kind of looks like a phoenetic spelling of the word "pussy" in the Sean Connery dictionary. Sean Connery thinks this man is a pussy and I agree. What choice do I have?

CRUSH THEIR FACE

Purcey is a Sooner, so we have that going for us.

Oh, and he attended a high school (TCA) that kicked a kid out for being gay.

Dear JD,

Please come back. We love you.

Your friends,

SoSH

Photoshopped

NFW

The pitching "factory" that brought MLB Russ Ortiz and Mark Redman. Yeah, let's kick this guy's ass.

That tears it!

The Red Sox lineup, she look like dis: (Per NESN.com)
Coco Crisp, CF
Dustin Pedroia, 2B
David Ortiz, DH
Kevin Youkilis, 1B
Jason Bay, LF
Mike Lowell, 3B
Mark Kotsay, RF
Jed Lowrie, SS
Kevin Cash, C

JD Drew must be dead.

Edit: Oh joy....

A win is expected. Wake has been effective against the Jays.

Umm.....yuck.

This makes it look slightly better, but it might be a very long night.

http://www.wunderground.com/radar/radblast...99&smooth=0

Accuweather is the most promising so I'm going with that:

6pm
67° F Mostly Cloudy
7pm 67° F Mostly Cloudy
8pm 66° F Fog
9pm 65° F Fog
10pm 64° F Fog
11pm 64° F Rain
12am
63° F Rain

Here's to good Wakes showing up, the offense waking up (often and early), and a kick ass series against these guys - start it off right.

GO SOX - WIN TODAY!

It's 15 minutes to game time, where is everyone?

Is the game starting on time?

Please help me out I'm on the road (again).

Find something else to do tonight...



http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/reds...as/extra_bases/

Once I get my work done (and I do have work to do) the choices are boring, boring, and boring. Plus I hardly ever sleep in hotels (and with the time I spend in them it's like a curse).

Please keep us out of touch posted.

There may be hope...

Tarp has been taken off and they're saying they hope to start at 7:45. It's still raining but they will try to play anyway. It is in the hands of the ump crew chief Dana Demuth.

i think they'll try their darndest to get it in. I don't think they want to make these teams play 2 DH in a row.

Edit: Gameday says Warmups, what does NESN say?

Win fast!

Don O "It's raining at a pretty good clip".

They're about to begin.

This is a disaster. . .I can't believe they're playing in this. . .

Also, has Dennis Drinkwater missed a game this year? That guy is more reliable than death, taxes and the USPS.

1-2-3

Runs!

Wake is throwing strikes, at any rate.

FortyFive are you in the park?

Rain should start to tail off in the next half hour or so.

Very considerate of the Sox to delay the game's start until I got home.

Wasn't Rolen supposed to be the GOOD defensive third baseman they got for Glaus?

Let's go, Dustin, win the MVP here.

Not sure if you've noticed that they're playing in slop.

Why are they playing?

No, I am home in my nice dry apartment in Kenmore Between the Pats Sunday, Sox Monday, Tuesday, tomorrow and Sunday, I needed another night off

Pedroia had no idea what he was swinging at.

What a wuss

Stop raining!

Remy says the wind is blowing out towards CF and picking up.

Scary camera angle. That looked a lot worse.

There goes the no hitter.

Kevin Mench sucks, because that cookie should have been a home run. That was fucking dead center.

***

Quiet here tonight.

Oh god, it begins.

I think everyone gave up on this game being played.

From the angle I'm seeing, a lot of them look to be dead center. I don't know how long he'll get away with that.

Passed balls don't help. However I can sympathize with Cash.

Man, you couldn't PAY me to go out and play baseball in this weather. Oh wait...