Kick that asshole out of the game.

DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

dickheads

Heidi Watney is really an exceptionally beautiful woman. And I think she is a much better interviewer than Tina.

That is all.

Just got in. We're losing 3-1? Really?

Death to Blackbeards face.

Gomez has struck out 90 times this year already? What did the Sox offer for Santana?

This is not going well.

a four-pitch walk to casilla? are you kidding me?

Maybe Lester shouldn't pitch to Cash. Maybe nobody should actually.

Does she do interviews? You had me at exceptionally beautiful woman.

Is Lester getting as squeezed as I think he is?

Jnai?

well, i guess that negated the walk.

Sweet 6-4-3.

Now put up a crooked number for fucks sake.

The Complete Strike Zone:
http://brooksbaseball.net/pfx/zoneplotn.ph...&v_size=500

The Zone against RHH:
http://brooksbaseball.net/pfx/zoneplotn.ph...&v_size=500

The Zone against LHH:
http://brooksbaseball.net/pfx/zoneplotn.ph...&v_size=500

Okay, baby steps here. A baserunner. Maybe someone to second. More than 10 pitches in the inning.

You're new to this years' "pitching and defense" Sox?

Looks like Youk went up there looking slider, and Blackburn threw one that was a little looser than his last couple. Nice job.

I fear Tito will put the hit and run on here =(

Excellent, thanks

How in gods name does he not beat that out?

Good at bat by Moss but he swung at ball four.

Wow. That was just a kickass play.

Eff you, Blackbeard!

Great, thanks Lugo.

fucking julio fucking lugo.
take a fucking pitch.

Cash: RBI double here.

This lineup is a joke. It shouldn't be this fucking hard to score 3-4 runs.

Kevin Ca$h money?

cash please get a hit

It's truly depressing to realize that we just saw Moss and Lugo and we're still not through with the suck yet.

Moss goes 7 pitches in the at-bat, and Lugo just goes up there being Lugo

Wow does this game suck

Fuck this bullshit.

wow, we are getting embarrassed by the fucking twins

Of course he catches it.

ridiculous catch.

He can't even hit a fucking foul ball right.

Everyone deserves nut punches.

How can the fans let him catch that? I'm looking at you, pink-hats!

the good news is that we have Ted, fresh on the bench, ready to pinch hit.

Lugo and Cash combined saw 4 pitches, and swung at all of them

Okay, well, since this game sucks, here's something amusing.

The Nationals are currently drawing only 9,000 fans a game.






On TV. That's right. 9,000. On TV.

Need a test for front row fans - when to reach for a ball and when not to.

This is depressing. We have a team that requires its pitchers not give up more than one run.

And Cora.


And Coco!

DC United games have been getting higher ratings recently.

Bruce Hurst...have not thought of that name in quite awhile. Anyone know where he is these days?

You mean him?:
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.064.

That's Julio Lugo's IsoP.

.064.

For comparison, Andruw Jones's is .097. And he is hitting .159 with 2 HR.