Week #1 NFL game thread

[Three10toLeft]

Is Teddy drunk?

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

Bridgewater's mechanics look like dog shit.

 

[amarshal2]

Anyone else think Tomisula is wearing a blow-up suit?

 

[Mugsy's Walk-Off Bunt]

Don't dump it off to Adrian Peterson or anything!

 

[shawnrbu]

4th and 3 and you throw short of the first down marker.  Huh?

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Bad production & cringing announcing continues to kill Thursday Football. Now they're killing Monday Night Football.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Looks to be short?

 

[Mugsy's Walk-Off Bunt]

You know what this broadcast needs? A Bob's Discount Furniture booth.

 

[ifmanis5]

Teddy is bad so far. Had AP open but didn't throw, then waited too long.

 

[ifmanis5]

They do know AP is back with the team, right?

 

[Mugsy's Walk-Off Bunt]

4th and 3 and you throw short of the first down marker.  Huh?

Don't be too hard on Bridgewater. He was probably distracted by his HOF running back being wide open BEYOND the first down marker.

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

Gotta say this Tomsula guy is my favorite part of the opening weekend.  Is he wearing a one-piece track suit?

 

[54thMA]

"Feel good story"...LOL!  Awkward.

He would have caught that if he wasn't wearing pads and a helmet; good job cobber.

 

[( . ) ( . ) and (_!_)]

Does someone on the field have a breathalyzer that Bridgewater can blow into? I'm almost legitimately curious

 

[Mugsy's Walk-Off Bunt]

Already re-booting, Berman. For awhile now.

 

[Freddy Linn]

I want to see Tomasula put on Hochuli's shirt.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Who's Teddy's fall guy tonight?

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Unexcusable

 

[Marciano490]

Blocking a field goal isn't a nice special teams play?

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

After watching the Eagles offense, it's like watching quicksand football.

 

[ipol]

Improper prefixes drive me a little nuts. I should let it go.

 

[Al Zarilla]

When did Dilfer get promoted from fourth seat post game stooge? (I actually like Steve Young).

 

[Marciano490]

Someone should cover for Dilfer and let him go take a dump.

Damn AP is so strong.

 

[edmunddantes]

Love watching the 49er pulling Adrian for an extra 6 yards or so trying to strip the ball.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Improper prefixes drive me a little nuts. I should let it go.

Wouldn't that be unproper?

 

[54thMA]

Unexcusable

Then follows that with unexcusibly.

He's murdering the Kings English, I guess high school was the best ten years of his life.

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Someone should cover for Dilfer and let him go take a dump.

 

 

[ipol]

Yeah, DPI

 

[amarshal2]

Yeah, that was DPI

 

[Mugsy's Walk-Off Bunt]

Good Christ. That OL getting in the way. This isn't just pre-season football, it's fourth game pre-season football.

Edit specificity.

 

[edmunddantes]

And now a Viking guy helping to sack his own QB.

 

[amarshal2]

 

Tomisula?

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

This is some putrid football.

 

[Caspir]

Comically awful.

 

[Three10toLeft]

Holy fucking shit.

Vikings

 

[Al Zarilla]

Cue some Benny Hill for this game, please.

 

[Marciano490]

This game is making me miss Jets-Browns.

 

[Greg29fan]

That was humorous

 

[ipol]

Wouldn't that be unproper?

 
Almost did that then got terrified no one would get it. Pussy.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Teddy stares down his receivers hard.

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Tomisula?

 
Dilfer. 
 
Wait, did Berman just say "no score, WE THINK"????

 

[Al Zarilla]

 
Dilfer. 
 
Wait, did Berman just say "no score, WE THINK"????

Sure did.

 

[Captaincoop]

Trent Dilfer is so bad I want to turn this off.

 

[Freddy Linn]

You would think Berman would recognize a shank.

 

[ipol]

Turns out it's hard to be a good football team. 

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Dilfer is mumbling harder than a drunk at a 2-cent diner. 

 

[Ed Hillel]

You would think Berman would recognize a shank.

He did.

Oh, wrong Berman, my bad.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Dilfer is mumbling harder than a drunk at a 2-cent diner. 

 
Hey! We said "no mothers"

 

[soxhop411]

YES!!!

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/live/2015/sep/15/jarryd-hayne-san-francisco-49ers-debut-against-minnesota-vikings

Live blog about football as told by australians!

 

[soxhop411]

OK ... what’s doing, Monday Night Football game between 49ers and Vikings at Levi’s Stadium and ... the Niners have the ball and our man Carlos Hyde scoots down the outside and notches some yards for a first down. Tricky stuff, and good running.