I think we should fire the manager. Or at least talk about it. That's how you be a fan, right? When the team can't win, you post about what a shithead the manager is after every loss? OK, here goes...
Newcastle's Manager is terrible. Clearly has no plan, no sense of tactics, can't buy anyone worth spit, lets all the good players leave, never wins the league, makes out the lineup card blindfolded, is obviously a secret agent sent here to destroy the club, is far too fond of ________ and plays him despite everyone knowing that _______ sucks ass, doesn't give _____ enough run, botches the training sessions, can't coach tactics, uses players in the wrong positions, didn't buy a 3rd string defensive midfielder which everyone knows we've needed for years, did buy that guy who sucks - and paid too much for him, can't get the right formation out on the pitch because he's a certified moron, and once put his dick in a live pig's mouth. Allegedly.
NM is ruining this club. NewMan has had time to get things straightened out but hasn't so we should absolutely fire him now. This latest defeat is definitely the low point of my fandom, as well as the worst loss in club history, and possibly the loss that defines losing, because that's what NeMa is - a loser. Why hasn't he been fired yet? Do you think we could get that Klopp guy? He seems suitably intense, because these guys aren't gonna motivate themselves and NewkLaLoosh can't do it - he's fucking helpless. Maybe we should just get Alan Shearer. I hear he's available and maybe he can teach these guys to put the ball in the net, or get in the right positions, or maybe even just line up correctly and not drool on themselves. This is embarrassing. We haven't won a game in like forever and it is all NewcasMang's fault. If he were just better at deploying his players better, they'd play better and we'd win. They say coaches lose games - well this fucking guy is great at losing games.
Maybe Newcastle Manager should be forced to wear a clown suit or a uniform or something on the sidelines. I like coaches who rock the track suit and look like footy experts. A good name wouldn't hurt either - Newcastle Manager is as boring and lifeless sounding as his coaching style. If he drew up the plays better, maybe all these great players we have wouldn't suck. It is totally his fault for putting them in these positions. Clearly, not buying a world class player during Ramadan was a mistake, one NM will not soon live down. He's clueless in the transfer market and all the good players I've read about never look good when I watch them play, so they must not be coached correctly, or maybe they just suck - either way, it's the gaffer's fault.
Let's fire Newcastle Manager. Do you think Carlo Ancelotti would raise his eyebrow if we threw a pile of money at him?
