March to the Playoffs: Game One

[Ed Hillel]

Good timeout

 

[Myt1]

Oh, there's no doubt that it was a dive.

There's also no doubt that it doesn't get called going the other way.

 

[The Napkin]

I'm with brick, that's a verrrry generous change

 

[LogansDad]

HOW THE FUCK WAS THAT NOT TOO MSNY MEN

 

[Ed Hillel]

Brutal

 

[BoSoxFink]

Fuck off with a shootout

 

[Red Right Ankle]

Ugh, fucking shootout

 

[Lupe Whalewatch]

Bruins had numbers there until Liles decided to make a move on the blueline...dumb play

 

[BoSoxFink]

This team can't make up its mind. They either can't score to save their lives or they can't defend anything to save their lives.

 

[Red Right Ankle]

HOW THE FUCK WAS THAT NOT TOO MSNY MEN

*Penalty differential chart goes here*

 

[gingerbreadmann]

In my eyes going offside on that rush is a cardinal sin. No fucking excuse. What a waste

 

[cshea]

Bergeron, Marchand, Eriksson. Go down with your best.

 

[BoSoxFink]

That was terrible Spooner

 

[Dropkick Izzy]

What was that?

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Pasta is due

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Underwhelming two attempts there.

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Please score here

 

[FelixMantilla]

Okay, somebody be a hero.

 

[Dropkick Izzy]

Nice save.

Fuck

 

[Terras]

Cam Fuckin Ward.

 

[BoSoxFink]

Score s fucking goal

 

[soxin6]

The Bs shooters are making Ward look like Patrick Roy

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

This is terrible. I'm dying.

 

[Dropkick Izzy]

Thank you Tuuks

Cmon Loui

 

[LogansDad]

I hate shootouts

 

[TSC]

Loui fucking had him.

 

[TSC]

Tuukka looks shakey

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Rask coming huge right now

Score you fucks

 

[Titoschew]

Oh for fucks sake score a goal

 

[Terras]

Krug?

 

[Red Right Ankle]

Rask gives no fucks

 

[BoSoxFink]

This is pathetic....... As usual In a shootout

 

[TSC]

That was fucking awful.

No Marchand??

 

[Lupe Whalewatch]

Krug with a terrible move

 

[Terras]

Fucking kill me.

 

[FelixMantilla]

Pathetic.

 

[Titoschew]

Don Sweeney just died

 

[The Napkin]

Was Marchand in the bathroom?

 

[LogansDad]

FUCK. Let's go Philly

 

[Manzivino]

Embarrassing loss in a must win game.

Are the Bruins the only team whose top goal scorer doesn't get shootout attempts?

 

[Red Right Ankle]

Awful effort by the skaters.

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

You don't give Marchand a chance before Spooner and Krug?

 

[BoSoxFink]

Once again they don't control their own destiny. What a joke this team is.

 

[Senator Donut]

Hannafin never had a shootout attempt before that? That seems like coaching malpractice.

 

[shawnrbu]

Hanifin. Of course.

 

[soxin6]

If this is the way they are capable of playing, there is no point in trying to make the playoffs because they won't get out of the first round.

 

[cshea]

Good thing we left our 36 goal scorer on the bench!!!

Here is the chart, TSOYRRA

 

[locknload]

You cant beat Jersey or Carolina in must win games you deserve the golf course.

 

[BoSoxFink]

Bruins lost their chance to clinch at all with the Detroit game. They HAVE to win the last two now, no matter what

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Will any reporter ask Claude why Marchand doesn't get a shot there?

I don't get it.