March to the Playoffs: Game One

[Dropkick Izzy]

Motherfucker...

Looked like he hesitated there.

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Nice save though by the goalie. Kept the stick down to protect the five hole.

 

[Titoschew]

Except on the Finnish guy on the team.

 

[TheRealness]

Oh stop beating around the bush and fuck her. Just slip it in.

 

[Dropkick Izzy]

And then she starts with the dirty talk...

 

[Lupe Whalewatch]

I played against Ron Hainsey in a 3 day member guest golf tourney last summer. I've never seen another human being smoke that many cigarettes over the course of three days....

 

[cshea]

Panarin or McDavid will probably win, but I'd give Gostisbehere serious Calder consideration.

 

[kenneycb]

Slavin reminds me too much of Professor Fink.

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Do something on this power play

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Fucking brutal so far.

Pasta?

 

[kenneycb]

Well at least the first 30 seconds were good. Progress I suppose.

 

[BigSoxFan]

Such a predictable start.

 

[Titoschew]

They can't hit the broad side of a barn right now

 

[TSC]

Getting absolutely shut down by Cam Ward and the Carolina Hurricanes.

This is...JulE6esque

 

[cshea]

Lots of shots, but mostly all from outside the dots. It's like there is a force field in the slot and the Bruins refuse to enter it and shoot.

 

[kenneycb]

Getting absolutely shut down by Cam Ward and the Carolina Hurricanes.

This is...JulE6esque

I was very close to making a JulE6 post during the Hawks game. Will see where tonight ends up. Especially since I'm heading to the bar shortly.

 

[The Napkin]

2 minutes left in the period, icing for offensive draw -- time for the fourth line!

 

[kenneycb]

I guess they just have to wait until the third to start scoring again?

 

[Titoschew]

Clod might as well just resign in between periods.

 

[Terras]

This team needs to watch a dafoomie 2011 supercut with Brick shouting "will to win" and "compete level" on loop. Not good enough against a bad team with the season on the line.

 

[cshea]

I watched this movie last year. Don't like the ending.

 

[kenneycb]

Nice flow on Hanifin.

 

[BoSoxFink]

The Bruins aren't showing any desperation whatsoever

 

[LogansDad]

The Bruins aren't showing any desperation whatsoever

Sadly, I'm afraid this might be the limits of this particular team's level of desperation.

 

[cshea]

Well here we go. Need at least 1 goal, probably 2, in the next 20 minutes.

 

[cshea]

LUCKY BREAK BUT WE WILL TAKE IT

 

[FelixMantilla]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dropkick Izzy]

THERE WE GO!!!!

 

[Titoschew]

LOUIS

 

[Terras]

Thank Jeezo.

 

[Nomar813]

LOUI

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Thank Brady we didn't trade him

Let's get another one, please

 

[TheRealness]

LET THERE BE LIGHT

 

[Titoschew]

Holy shit I've seen better shift changes in squirts

 

[DJnVa]

That's the turning point!!!

 

[cshea]

Need an all out push for the 2nd goal. Don't risk OT.

 

[BoSoxFink]

Lo that was funny by Carolina

 

[cshea]

Sweet pass, Kevan.

 

[The Napkin]

Sweet pass, Kevan.

It was just adrenaline

 

[cshea]

Let's stop these 30 foot wing-to-wing or wing-to-far-point passes.

 

[cshea]

SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK

 

[BoSoxFink]

Shoot the damn puck Bergeron

 

[Titoschew]

Shoot the fucking puck Bergy

 

[The Napkin]

We want playoffs. I see the realists have lowered the expectations from we want the cup

 

[Titoschew]

Last building wide chanting against Carolina a few years back didn't work out

 

[cshea]

Needs to be 2 lines rest of the way. Can't trust the Spooner line.

 

[LogansDad]

I really wish the third to last game before the playoffs didn't have to be this intense.

 

[cshea]

Ugh. No 3rd line, Claude.

 

[The Napkin]

Pasta has had a nice game

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Bruins seem to be running out of gas here.