If you thought you had heard all of the strange team "days"

[charlieoscar]

“In honor of You Might Be The Father’s Day, the [Jacksonville] Jumbo Shrimp [Marlins' AA] will be distributing pregnancy tests so you’ll know if you need to return for Sunday’s Father’s Day game… It will be an evening filled with suspense, intrigue and manila envelopes.” -- from the team's website

 

[Omar's Wacky Neighbor]

Where have you gone, Maury Povich, a (syndicated) nation turns its lonely eyes to you