In response to repeated pressure by someone who is not my future father-in-law, and to appease the general need by forum regulars to know my rooting affiliation, I am happy to announce I have found a club. VIVA TOON!!!
A couple words on the process:
1. The Newcastle thread is the most consistently entertaining in the forum. There is a distinct lack of wankers who take themselves and this football thing too seriously, or lack a sense of humor/basic humanity.
2. Seven Costanza left a nice, warm seat on the bandwagon when he knuckled under to his FIL even though he was already banging the guy's daughter. So...let him go "root" for the Yacht Club, their unlimited gluttony and their Dark Lord.
3. I fit in with Fat Geordies. Like, if not for the tattoo and the necklace, this could be me.
4. The club being such a sad sack losers and constantly in turmoil reminds me of my youth when the Patriots and Red Sox were sad sack losers, embarrassments and constantly in turmoil. Ahh...feels like a comfy pair of slippers, covered in dry dog puke and dried tears.
5. This:
Feel free to now use the low-hanging fruit of "Newcastle sucks" when trying to refute my points about why your club and/or fans A.) suck and B.) suck some more.
Fuck you (Arsenal), fuck you (Chelsea), fuck you (Man City), fuck you (Liverpool), fuck you (ManU), you're cool (Everton), fuck you (Spurs). I'm out.