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Gordon Hayward 2018-2019: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Discussion in 'Mark Blount's Port Cellar: Celtics Forum' started by InstaFace, Jul 13, 2018.

  1. InstaFace

    InstaFace MDLzera

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    The "Hayward's Injury" thread just seemed too plagued by demons to have it renamed and continue. We need a new thread for our now fully-capable Shooting Guard and his exploits.

    The very latest exploits in his life, however, were off the court: this hilarious gender-reveal video on his wife's instagram:



    He looks soooooooo excited to be having a third girl. Out-daughtered again, buddy!
     
  2. the moops

    the moops Member SoSH Member

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    This gender reveal shenanigans has got to stop. Nobody really cares whether you are having a boy or a girl.
     
  3. IHateDaveKerpen

    IHateDaveKerpen Well-Known Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    It's also not a gender reveal. It's a sex reveal.
     
  4. lovegtm

    lovegtm Member SoSH Member

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    Her follower count suggests otherwise.

    Also as far as reveal videos go, that was pretty funny. Gordon really wanted a boy.
     
  5. DeJesus Built My Hotrod

    DeJesus Built My Hotrod Well-Known Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Maybe he can share some of Tatum's sons:

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  6. Lose Remerswaal

    Lose Remerswaal Leaves after the 8th inning Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    No doubt
     
  7. Captaincoop

    Captaincoop Member SoSH Member

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    We live in a world where there is a drawn-out, streaming, bracket reveal for the Home Run Derby. The horse has left the barn.
     
  8. Sox Puppet

    Sox Puppet Member SoSH Member

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    This deserves an award
     
  9. leetinsley38

    leetinsley38 Member SoSH Member

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    I haven’t seen it posted yet on Liberty Ballers.
     
  10. DeJesus Built My Hotrod

    DeJesus Built My Hotrod Well-Known Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Its pretty great imho. Someone on NBA Twitter posted it during the 76ers/C's playoff series.
     
  11. lovegtm

    lovegtm Member SoSH Member

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  12. Sox Puppet

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    This reminds me of the "NBA Family Portraits" meme that was going around years ago, which included an old friend


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    BTW, so as not to derail the thread completely, yay gender reveals!
     
  13. Mugsy's Jock

    Mugsy's Jock Longtime Member Lifetime Member Gold Supporter SoSH Member

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    At least Gordo’s got an awesome big dog.
     
  14. lovegtm

    lovegtm Member SoSH Member

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    A dog can never numb the pain of having a wife who repeatedly fails to conceive your heir.
     
  15. lars10

    lars10 Well-Known Member Silver Supporter SoSH Member

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    I believe you mean a male heir.. daughters can still be an heir.
     
  16. lovegtm

    lovegtm Member SoSH Member

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    Apparently not, in the Kingdom of Hayward.
     
  17. benhogan

    benhogan Baynes Hogan SoSH Member

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    Gordo, you have to hug and kiss your wife in those instances.
     
  18. lovegtm

    lovegtm Member SoSH Member

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    Hug and kiss? He's deciding whether her new nickname is Robyn of Aragon or Robyn Boleyn.
     
  19. Marbleheader

    Marbleheader Dope Dope

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    Well, it was his sperm that determined the gender.
     
  20. Eastchop

    Eastchop Member SoSH Member

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    Maybe it’s just me, I thought his disappointment was kind of cringe worthy and tough to watch. I’m surprised his wife actually went through with posting the video after it turned out the way it did.
     
    #20 Eastchop, Jul 14, 2018
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  21. InstaFace

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    I was more disturbed by her "hashtag" in the post. Like, c'mon Robyn, either you were on birth control or you weren't. What exactly do you think "planned" consists of? All apologies if the pill failed you, but three times? That just looks like carelessness.
     
  22. sezwho

    sezwho Member SoSH Member

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    Not just you.
     
  23. lovegtm

    lovegtm Member SoSH Member

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    Meh she doesn't seem super down about it, and probably a bit tongue-in-cheek. Most likely "unplanned" here just means "didn't lay out a plan to have a baby, but we can afford it easily, and I like having lots of kids around."

    You're not alone.
     
  24. LeftyTG

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    man, some of you are being awfully uncharitable here. He just seems like a guy who thinks gender reveal antics are dumb but are important to his wife so he's going along with it. He probably doesn't care if the baby is a boy or girl and isn't going to jump up and down and get worked up either way.
     
  25. Jed Zeppelin

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    I laughed. When my sister found out about her second she texted everyone with the following: “It’s another boy.” Her disappointment is still funny to this day.

    Doesn’t mean she loves the kid any less because he’s a Ben instead of a Jen.
     
  26. TripleOT

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    Is Hayward able yet to jump up and down?
     
  27. RFDA2000

    RFDA2000 Well-Known Member Silver Supporter SoSH Member

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    His reaction is how I would act at a gender reveal even if I had specifically chosen every base in the child's DNA.
     
  28. Papelbon's Poutine

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    It’s a running anecdote in my family that my mom cried for two weeks after I was born because she wanted another girl (eldest is a girl, middle is a boy, I’m youngest). She laughs her ass off every time she tells it.
     
  29. mikeot

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    That this is still a question will keep me up nights.
     
  30. lovegtm

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  31. Nick Kaufman

    Nick Kaufman protector of human kind from spoilers Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    L-O-L. IT is indeed a legend commentator. OMG, that's so funny!
     
  32. Lazy vs Crazy

    Lazy vs Crazy Member SoSH Member

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  33. DeJesus Built My Hotrod

    DeJesus Built My Hotrod Well-Known Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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  34. Marbleheader

    Marbleheader Dope Dope

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    Yes, it was discussed, to remove hardware.
     
  35. DeJesus Built My Hotrod

    DeJesus Built My Hotrod Well-Known Member Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    Thank you - I vaguely recall it now (I need to get hardware removed or added to my brain). The other reason I wondered is that on the NBA radio morning show, they were acting as if this was just disclosed. To be clear, they didn't make a big deal out of it.
     
  36. Sprowl

    Sprowl Emile de Becque Dope

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    I would be asking myself how I got roped into this 21st Century ceremony.

    The titanium screws were abrading his peroneal tendon, without whose cooperation, or at least compliance, running is darn near impossible.

    My right ankle's peroneal tendon bought the farm in 2012, and I won't be running again until the afterlife.
     
  37. Light-Tower-Power

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  38. DrewDawg

    DrewDawg Dorito Dink SoSH Member

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    I couldn’t hit that many 5 footers in a row.
     
  39. Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat

    Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat has big, douchey shoulders Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    He has such a pretty shot
     
  40. Papelbon's Poutine

    Papelbon's Poutine Homeland Security SoSH Member

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    I started watching that after reading your comment and wise ass in my head thought ‘does he think it’s not edited’. Then I got to the 3 pointer portion and Jesus Christmas. Wow.
     
  41. slamminsammya

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    I would love to see a professional basketball player put out a rehab or workout video just of them bricking shots endlessly for the parody.
     
  42. BigSoxFan

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    Marcus Smart’s like, “yeah...for the parody...”
     
  43. lovegtm

    lovegtm Member SoSH Member

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    It's a whole new me!
     
  44. djbayko

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    Someone here said he wouldn’t be be surprised if Heyweird was 70% this year. I’ll take the over.
     
  45. DrewDawg

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    The judges would have also accepted Markelle Fultz.
     
  46. Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat

    Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat has big, douchey shoulders Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    From 3?
     
  47. DrewDawg

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    No, just him on a scale of him being back to the player he was.

    EDIT: But I'm not doubting him on the other thing though!
     
  48. Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat

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  49. benhogan

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    Wyc needs to takeover Pure Sweat.

    Move Drew and his team to Cambridge. Have them work strictly with Celtic and Red Claw players 24/7.
     
  50. Big John

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    I guess the guy filming this ran out of memory after 18 in a row.
     

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