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Esteban Loaiza arrested with 20 kilos of heroin & cocaine

Discussion in 'MLB Discussion' started by InstaFace, Feb 12, 2018.

  1. InstaFace

    InstaFace MDLzera

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    "No one will be" Loaiza, not so much, it seems.

    That's a lot of smack.

    Dude made $43M in his 14-year career, you wonder what the heck has happened to him.
     
  2. Detts

    Detts Member SoSH Member

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    It would appear that he blew it on hookers and blow.
     
  3. Snodgrass'Muff

    Snodgrass'Muff oppresses WARmongers Gold Supporter SoSH Member

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    Or he thought he could turn his 43 million into 430 million through illicit means.
     
  4. YTF

    YTF Well-Known Member Silver Supporter SoSH Member

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    Or invested in something much more lucrative, but just wasn't savvy enough to be successful at it.
     
  5. santadevil

    santadevil Well-Known Member Silver Supporter SoSH Member

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    How hard could it be?

    You're just the middle-man, buy it from the source, resell it to the consumer at a huge markup, count your profits.
    Lather, rinse, repeat.
     
  6. Ale Xander

    Ale Xander Member SoSH Member

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    paging our resident San Diegoan
     
    #6 Ale Xander, Feb 12, 2018
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  7. ehaz

    ehaz Member SoSH Member

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    Still having a more successful post-MLB career than Derek Jeter.
     
  8. Jim Ed Rice in HOF

    Jim Ed Rice in HOF Red-headed Skrub child SoSH Member

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    Pretty sure if you've got 20 kilos you're not selling directly to the consumer.
     
  9. shaggydog2000

    shaggydog2000 Member SoSH Member

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    That's a lotta hooch.
     
  10. Ale Xander

    Ale Xander Member SoSH Member

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    Unless it's peak Keith Richards
     
  11. InstaFace

    InstaFace MDLzera

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    Remaining at liberty: Edge Jeter
    Causing less damage to society: Edge Loaiza
     
  12. OilCanShotTupac

    OilCanShotTupac Sunny von Bulow Gold Supporter SoSH Member

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    He's a native of Mexico. Something something Wall homer going over wall drugs drug-dealers Wall Mexico will pay for the Wall pun.
     
  13. YTF

    YTF Well-Known Member Silver Supporter SoSH Member

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    First installment?
     
  14. Snodgrass'Muff

    Snodgrass'Muff oppresses WARmongers Gold Supporter SoSH Member

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  15. terrynever

    terrynever Member SoSH Member

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    Red Sox killed Loaiza's spirit in 2004 with that bloop hit.
     
  16. slamminsammya

    slamminsammya Member SoSH Member

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    This is good
     
  17. Nator

    Nator Member SoSH Member

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  18. santadevil

    santadevil Well-Known Member Silver Supporter SoSH Member

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    If I knew how these things worked I guess I wouldn't be an accountant...I'd be in jail, or dead...likely both
     
  19. shaggydog2000

    shaggydog2000 Member SoSH Member

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    Or just a much, much more wealthy accountant with a "vacation" home in Monterrey.
     
  20. Plympton91

    Plympton91 bubble burster SoSH Member

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    Stories like this test my nearly absolute philosophical objection to the death penalty.

    Fuck this guy. Hope spends the rest of his productive life in prison.
     
  21. mauidano

    mauidano Mai Tais for everyone! SoSH Member

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    Thank you! :fonz:
     
  22. Reverend

    Reverend for king and country Lifetime Member SoSH Member

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    The line is “drug courier”?

    For the frickin’ death penalty?

    I mean, one could argue this isn’t even the worst thing he’s ever done.
     
  23. Marciano490

    Marciano490 Urological Expert SoSH Member

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    It's Ash Wednesday, the time of year Catholics refuse to forgive others and root for the death penalty.
     
  24. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Member SoSH Member

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    I think the better solution is to get a DEA agent to coax an apology from him, and then tell him, "well, sorry's not gonna cut it, Mister. Now I'm going to sit here and watch you snort every last cocaine, and then you tell me if you think what you did was a good idea."
     
  25. Marciano490

    Marciano490 Urological Expert SoSH Member

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    Reminds me of the joke from Layer Cake - if I catch you doing that again I’m gonna run your nose in it.
     
  26. edoug

    edoug Member SoSH Member

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    He hate cocaine but loves the smell of it.
     

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