Championship Weekend

[Luis Taint]

For an already decided Championship, this weekend has some cool storylines:

Can Arsenal beat an already relegated Aston Villa? If the win and Newcastle can overtake Spurs, we get second.

ManU/City for fourth is really interesting. I can't imagine Pep would be thrilled with the Europa League.

 

[candylandriots]

I just read that Old Trafford has been evacuated due to a security situation. The game will start 45 minutes later.

 

[mikeford]

I am unreasonably upset that Tomas Rosicky is not getting an appearance today

 

[Luis Taint]

Giroud 1-0, Aston Villa is dogshit

 

[Zomp]

Wtf? Old Trafford game abandoned due to suspicious device found at Old Trafford.

 

[shawnrbu]

Mike Dean is at it again.

 

[Luis Taint]

ManU match has be called off, suspicious package.

 

[shawnrbu]

Newcastle scores!

We might have a holiday today.

 

[fletcherpost]

Edit (re: Man U match called off.) On today of all days.

Are Spurs gonna Spurs it up and come behind Arsenal.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Tim Howard with his trademark rapid distribution to start the break and McCarthy with a great finish. 1-0 Everton

 

[coremiller]

Spurs look like they could not be less interested in playing this match.

 

[Jimy Hendrix]

I'm annoyed at the Spurs performance so far, but I'm more annoyed that we've got that commentator who is obsessed with complaining about crosses

 

[fletcherpost]

Future kit man John Terry getting a nice round of applause from the Stamford Bridge faithful.

 

[coremiller]

Spurs have been incredibly awful today.

 

[SoxFanInCali]

This is the Spursiest final game since the food poisoning incident.

 

[Infield Infidel]

these 10 matches with Rafa have been the most enjoyable Newcastle has been for me in like 4 years

 

[mikeford]

This is the Spursiest final game since the food poisoning incident.

LASAGNA WHOA-OH-OH
LASAGNA WHOA-OH-OH
WE LAUGHED OURSELVES TO BITS
WHEN TOTTENHAM GOT THE SHITS
LASAGNA WHOA-OH-OH
LASAGNA WHOA-OH-OH

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

The Europa League qualification stuff today seems like it might be exciting if I could figure out what the heck the scenarios are.

 

[Zomp]

Holy shit.

 

[coremiller]

Poch better rip them a new one at halftime. This is embarrassing.

 

[mikeford]

Holy shit.

hahahaha oh my god.

 

[coremiller]

Carroll and Onomah on for Mason and Son. Good getting Mason out of there, he sucks.

 

[SoxFanInCali]

I'm basically just watching Liverpool to see if Henderson or Ings gets in the game in the second half. All the other results are going against them in the Europa League qualification, so the Europa Final may mean Champions League or no Europe at all.

 

[Morgan's Magic Snowplow]

It looks like this might be a real attempted attack. The bomb squad is apparently there for a controlled demolition. Crazy.

 

[Luis Taint]

It looks like this might be a real attempted attack. The bomb squad is apparently there for a controlled demolition. Crazy.

Do you think that they replay this is an empty stadium midweek?

 

[coremiller]

Not surprisingly Spurs look much better now that Mason has been subbed off.

 

[SoxFanInCali]

Lamela (not Lallana) scores!

 

[mikeford]

Do you think that they replay this is an empty stadium midweek?

Probably won't get played at all if this Man City results holds.

 

[SoxFanInCali]

Probably won't get played at all if this Man City results holds.

United will likely need the game for Europa qualification regardless of the City result.

 

[Gunfighter 09]

Probably won't get played at all if this Man City results holds.

Won't they have to play it to sort out the Europa league places?

 

[coremiller]

Mitrovic red card! Fully deserved, awful tackle.

 

[Luis Taint]

Newcastle gonna Newcastle

 

[coremiller]

Newcastle gonna Newcastle

Real contest here between Newcastle gonna Newcaslte and That's So Spursy to see which effect is more powerful.

 

[coremiller]

Nice job Geordies booing Kyle Walker for having the temerity to get stamped on by Mitrovic. Real classy.

 

[coremiller]

Newcastle go 3-1 up after an outrageous dive from Sissoko wins a penalty.

 

[Jimy Hendrix]

Wow, big dive there

 

[Luis Taint]

Hahaha haha

 

[Infield Infidel]

bad call there on the penalty. Spurs Toon is a crazy match

 

[SoxFanInCali]

This is all going to be hilarious when Villa score in stoppage time to equalize against Arsenal.

 

[ifmanis5]

This is all going to be hilarious when Villa score in stoppage time to equalize against Arsenal.

Nope. 2nd place assured.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Meanwhile, Southhampton have quietly had an excellent year. They are positioned to nip West Ham on goal difference unless the a Hammers can find a goal.

 

[SoxFanInCali]

This is all going to be hilarious when Villa score in stoppage time to equalize against Arsenal.

Or not...

Giroud scores twice in a couple minutes for the hat trick.

 

[mikeford]

Olivier Giroud scores em when it matters,

 

[SoxFanInCali]

So, Spurs have to score one now so everyone can complain about the dive for the penalty, right?

 

[SoxFanInCali]

So, Spurs have to score one now so everyone can complain about the dive for the penalty, right?

Or they could give another one up.

I need to just stop talking...

 

[coremiller]

Pathetic.

 

[hunter05]

So, Spurs have to score one now so everyone can complain about the dive for the penalty, right?

Nah.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

So, Spurs have to score one now so everyone can complain about the dive for the penalty, right?

Nope.

 

[mikeford]

Tottenham Hotspur, its happened again.

 

[MiracleOfO2704]